Right here we go.What you do is i wright a sentence and the last letter of the sentence has to be in the sentence you write.
Right lets start

The man had a poo on the road and got hit by a car.

Although it is quite likely that there's gonna be at least one R in this sentence.

Equally, it is almost certain that there will be an 'E' in this one.

Considering E is supposedly the most common letter.

It is indeed supposed to be the most common. The next most common is 's'.

Strange, I always thought it was T.

Then 'A' comes after that right? im just guessing.

ETAOIN SHRDLU is the top 10 most used letters, none of which are green.

I fell asleep at noon. Why I am telling you this I do not know, needless to say my teacher was not too impressed

Crazy ol' CM, you didn't even include an R in this post! Tut tut.

For some reason I thought that the last letter of your post there was e. Ah well

Meh, who the hell cares. Storm clouds are a-brewing above mah city!

Look, up there at the sky!

Why?

Who knows why? It just is

Well, who cares. I mean, really.

yes, what already?

And now for something completely different

tacky people *goes crazy*

* dances infront of mirror*

*Looks confused*

*starts singing and stops dancing*

*Goes crazy*

*Wonders what the hell is going on*

*Starts to explain but gets lost in thought*