If you turn on channel 4 right now (12:00 to.. whenever) you'll see an old mate of mine on Sex Inspectors.

Bloody hell. The things you find while channel surfing.

For those who don't know, it's some kind of programme where couples learn how to be better lovers. You'd better not turn it on in polite company, or if you're too young.


"Their sex life has come to the point where it's so kinky they can't enjoy regular sex any more."

Blimey.

Is he sex inspecting, or being sex inspected?

SHE (she's a model, porn actress) is getting inspected.

No, not like Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.


Edit: And now it's finished I feel a strange desire to find some mind bleech.