*tramples Quotes as she charges toward the army with copper-filtered flamethrower held high and duct tape under one arm* Chaaaaaaaaaaarge! Forward to the newbie!
Welcome to Matazone! As you may have noticed, we're all at least slightly insane. Join us, and remember that total sanity is for boring people. Feel free to ask any questions you have. By the way, here be the rules of lawfulness
, which you must follow. Or Mata will shut you in a tiny cupboard and only give you dog biscuits to eat for the next three years.
*starts vaulting over lesbian army, flamethrower glowing menacingly*