Another annoying question for Mata-sensei, with a humble bow:

I was watching Giraffe Humor last night...

Does it have an ending point, or does it just go on and on and on?

Its got a great ending but I'm not going to ruin it for you. Just watch and see!

*spanks Mr Teapot with a trowel*

Don't listen to him, Princess. He's just a bit of embarrassed at the content of the ending. It isn't really something he wants people to see.

it really is pretty good.

you have to watch it for ages though. I got bored and didn't bother until someone else told me about it, then I sat through and watched it. It's great

I love giraffes

My favourite word now is 'Duckflaps'

Pure Genius

Oh and out of curiousity why doesnt the tree grow at all? They have been there for a year or more

Did you find the secret link that appears on one of the clouds?

Not the first time I saw it, but after that, when I wanted to see it again I did. It's good Mata put that in, 'cos otherwise it'd take ages to get to everytime.

Okay! Okay! *running* I'm off to see it!!! Nobody ruin it for me!

And I agree: "Duckflaps" is an awesome word!

*checks the evil-o-meter* Ah yes, the evil is strong in this thread.

Remember, its the 4th loop when the link appears.

I'm not seeing any link and I've had it on for 30 minutes now

did you right-click 'play' (so it stops) then zoom into the clouds?

I'm obviously being a dim blonde, I'll talk a look again when I'm on my pc instead of my laptop

do you have the latest flash player? Sometimes that effects the frame-rate.

Darth Vader is jealous of the dark side of the force manifesting in this thread.

I shall update and re-watch tomorrow......

Yeah, the link doesn't stay, so if you miss it, you miss it. You have to start it again.

*judges the weight of the sledgehammer of truth*

Is it heavier than the Axe of Comedy Value?

Many hearts will go to feed the crocodile when Anubis weighs up certain individuals against the feather. *gives fair warning*

But the feather is really heavy, so you have to be an absolutely horrible person to be condemned.
I borrowed that from a book, but I haven't the faintest idea what it's from. I'm getting flashes of Neil Gaiman, but nothing I can pin down.

American Gods.

Eh? I thought it was mainly the Norse pantheon in that book. I don't really remember the Egyptian pantheon being represented. *Happily considers that she'll have to track down and reread the book.*

I think the original drawing is in the Egyptian book of the dead.

However I'm not sure where to find the sledgehammer of truth. Though doubleclicking clouds in Giraffe humour does bring out the truth in this thread very nicely.

Grrrrrrrr...
THIS THING IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!

When does it end, you guys?!? I let that cloud pass over EIGHT FREAKIN' TIMES before I had to quit and go to class!!!!! How many times is it supposed to go over before it ends?!? I'M GOING NUTS!!!!! *gets clocked with a frying pan*

did i say cloud? Oh, I ment to say tree.

Don't be mean Oscar, it is on the cloud Angel, you just have to get it at the right time.

Thank you muchly. I would have been sure a few years ago, but then he put out Anansi Boys and I got the two a bit tangled.
Regardless of the weight of the feather, I think it's starting to rise on its side of the balance.

You only waited 8 times?

*picks up phone* Hello, is that Satan? Yes... Yes, I'll let them know.

You're all going to burn, apparently, so you'd better be nice to kittens and butterflies for the rest of your lives to stand any hope of redemption.

Especially the evil-yet-cute kittens who shred your stuff and then look so adorable that you can't bear to discipline them.

How IS Satan doing? His wife alright?

Margret Thatcher?

Nah, Satan's wife can only be Fred Phelps.

Umm...yes? How many times am I supposed to wait?

The answer may have been revealed in a previous thread...

I have some strange feeling that you're letting us all sit here and watch the animation for hours on end just to waste our time

Is that too evil for Matazone?

*searches low for 'giraffes'* *searches high for 'giraffes'* *search for giraffes*

Oddsfish, me dear. I don't believe there is any limit to the evil of Matazone. Am I right, Master?

Gah, if only I had the power to edit Admin's posts.

I don't they'll get it Mata. Hidden in one of the pictures of Giraffes from Google Image Search is the answer.

*ties Teapot's statement to balloon*
*tosses balloon in air*


CLUNK!

Apparently the balloon of disbelief is made of lead.

The secret is in the microdot.

Aww. The fun died. *waits for the explosion of realization from the thread author*

Wait a minute...

What "microdot?" What the heck is that, where is it, and will it end the madness?!?

Okay; now here comes the explosion...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? IT DOESN'T HAVE A FREAKIN' ENDING!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS AN INFINITE LOOP!!!!!!! I FEEL SO DECEIVED!!!!!!!!! *atomic explosion as I lie unconscioius* *water*


...What happened?

Muhahahahahaha!

I did try hinting. Then a bit more heavily. Then I told you to search for 'giraffe', and in the end I linked to the answer. While I know I could have told you outright, it would've spoilt the fun! Sorry!

Lucky I gave up ages ago

Duckflaps! That's pretty weird!

LOL!!! Don't worry; I'm cool now. At least now I know not to spend too many hours on that thing, even though I know the whole thing now!

Now: Who wants a cookie?!?