Hi
Is this where you post your personal introduction? cause I dont see any other..
I'll post mine here anyways.
Im a 21 years old guy from Stockholm, Sweden with a new found interest of live and all thats in it.
I used to be a hockey player with great changes of reaching the top, but since i didnt wanna spend my days practicing my ass off I started drifting more and more into music and became quite a good guitarist... but I got sick of all the wannabes in that type of profession so I thought I might better get myself a nice and stabile job and became an electrician... when i found out that sucked too I began working on myself and my personality.. Now I am in a great phase of evolving and its scaring, wonderful and educational all in one..
so... im not special in any way or so but i hope i can contribute to this forum just by being the one i've been looking for to be for so long, the one i truly am; ME.

Greetings and Salutations, oh most fortunate of mortals, as you stumble across our small, but impeccably decorated, corner of the Internet.

We hope you enjoy your stay, please keep your arms and legs inside the carriage at all times, the excits are here, here and here, please consider that the nearest exit may be behind you. Thank you.

hah thanks cheese..
I think I'll manage.

Hello Mindsurfer! Hope you have a good time here. Watch out for the pink pocka-dotted flying squirrell that roams this forum in search for fresh blood. He tends to shy away from chocolate and fluffyness. Both of these may be purchased at the end of this hall, first door to your left.

Yo. Have a good stay. =)

Hello there!

The reason for the lack of other intros is that until recently there were rules on the board that meant people had to join in with lots of other threads before they could post their own new topics - and for some reason that rule was applied here, even though I couldn't work out why!

Welcome to my forums, have fun!

*Runs in*

Hiiiiiiiiiiii! Oooohhh I love newbies!

*Hugs you*

You make sure you have fun here!!! We don't bite...the creatures in Tribe Wyvern may nibble a little though

Geez.. what a welcoming!
I wish it was like this on the bus every morning.
this seem to be a very warm place... and it aint many places on internet that is.. so maybe ill stick around for a while

Thanks all!

oh and i love the quick edit-function by the way.

Yo.

High five.

It does rock, doesn't it? The Invision board software is miles better than the closest competition.

Hhhmmmmm........ may be a little out of practise on this one not done it in a while........ *sidles up sticks granade to Mindsurfer and wanders off* ....Hmmmm like riding a bike...... Oh yeh I nearly forgot. Dont try to remove it it tends to make the explosion worse. I'll leave the needle a thread over here for repairs later.
Have fun and see you around

Heyo! Come; sit a spell. It's quite comfy. *tosses you a Squush pillow*

Welcome and apologies for the delay

Hi there! Just thought I would introduce myself. My name is Zairarose but I like to be called Rose. I am mature in mind and age and hope I can be of help to others, perhaps by answering your questions, and learning something new.

I look forward to getting to know you all.

Rose

Heya, Rose. 'Hope you enjoy your stay here 'n all.

Thank you, Izzy. I hope I enjoy it too. I'm sure I will.

Hi Mindsurfer and Rose.

I think I am still new, although I already apparently owe Funked many glasses of alcohol.

Hey, who knew how difficult it was to find things in London?

I am also completely horrible at posting, I am better with IRC.

<3
bbd

bbd,

Welcome, hope you enjoy your stay.

Cath!!!! You forgot the duct tape!!!!

*Hands over large rolls of duct tape*

Quickly! Before they get away!!!

*notices the new people*

Ummm...hi, welcome! *tries not to look shifty*

*grabs duct tape* Heya newbies. *duct tapes Zairarose, Blackbeltduck, and Mindsurfer to the ceiling* Whoo, that was hard work. Whoever falls down first gets a prize!

I'm free! I win! What's my prize?

R

Technically bbd won, as she was the first to get to 10 posts, which was always the criteria for getting free before.

Sorry Rose, as a consolation, have a spoon.

Oooooooh, does that mean I'm finally free then?!?! Phew!

Yeah. Unless we give you the uberly sticky stuff. But you wouldn't want that, it's pink and it itches. REALLY BAD.

post 9 - really need to fit in folks. Bear with me. lol

Hello

I went to college with Mata and it's his fault I'm here. I've only had an automaputer for a few months so I'm still a bit dazed when I sit at it to do stuff. I've never had the electrical interweb at work so I can only post irregularly. I'm 30 years old, have two kids and live in Croydon, London. I work for Woolies so I get to look at toys all day.

How are you?

I've only known Mata for a few years, but it's still his fault I'm here..
My boyfriend has been around for a little while (Matthew) and I met some of you at Mata's birthday.
Now I've stepped out of the lurking-closet and am officially a forum-type-person - wohoo!

Gosh, more new people. Hey to you, have a seat, treat the place as your own.

There's new people!!! *runs up and hugs you all*

Have fun here!

Yes, hmm, there seems like maybe there was a recruitment event taking place over the weekend...

From what I've seen, people on this forum are all very nice and friendly

Totally. *huggles the newbies*

Photos featuring the two new people will be online soon. Mwahahahaha. That is all.

Hooray I won!

Wait, does this mean someone will free me from the ceiling?

Anyone? I'm awfully hungry and thirsty up here....

No one ever frees you... Hmmm these newbies do need training don't they?

When you get enough post counts you eventually become too heavy for the tape and then...

*Watches as blackbeltduck falls from the ceiling and lands in a heap of duct tape*

Aye that's what happens

*hands you a pillow* 'Hope that fall wasn't too hard. Drink this and you'll feel better. *gives a some really funky looking drink*

"When you get enough post counts you eventually become too heavy for the tape and then..."

How many do I need to have before I'll drop down?
Not too many I hope cause I need a wee. lol

I have this 'Warn: (0%)' under 'Gender: Female'. Can anyone tell me what it means?

You need 10 posts before you become unstuck...



Basically that means you've not done anything wrong, you don't have to worry about it unless you're planning on breaking the forum rules.

*watches you fall from ceiling with a small PLOP!* Yeah, like snoo said, 10.

Thanks, snoo, for the info.

Am I free now?

I'm still trying to find my way around.
I have another question.
Under my image it says 'member', others have more personal stuff.
Can I change 'member' to something more personal?
And if so, how do I do that?

Profile! If you look under "My Controls" you should be able to edit your profile from there.

A belated hello!

Like Becky said you can change it under My Controls, however you need 100 posts before you can have a custom title... until then you'll notice it changes depending on how many posts you have (and will continue to change after 100 if you choose not to change it).

Hi, Daria!

Cheers for the info, you too snoop.

Anything else I should do or not do that I should know about.

Hehehehehehe...

Snoop!

If you read the FAQ and board rules, you should be ok. Basic things like not swearing/ being homophobic/ racist/ typn lk dis/ and being friendly will get you far. FARRRR. rar.

Reminded me of Canoop, but with Snoo instead of Cand.

Uhm... eww!

It is neither big nor clever and I definately don't appreciate being called snoop.

Hehehe... Barnett family sandwich.

Snoo-Cand-Moop

Sorry, snoo. That was a slip of the finger. lol

Thanks for the info on the guidelines... But I'm not so sure about the being friendly.... I started a daft thread in 'Daft' and got told off by a moderator - I don't really understand why.

Want to throw some light on this?