The rules,

You announce what the previous person recieves after they have inserted something into the vending machine. You then insert something of your own.

For example.

Quote:
Person 1 inserts a plane.

Quote:
Person 1 recieves a snake.

Person 2 inserts a rubics cube.



so Bryden42 inserts a "best of queen" album

Bryden42 gets two small bits of wood, 4cc of mouse blood and some glitter.

CheeseMoose inserts 31,337 free AOL cds

CheeseMoose gets a slap (for the many AOL cds)

and then a cuddle to make up for the slap.

IATB inserts an apple core.

ChesseMoose receives a red lightsaber.
IATB gets a pair of nail clippers and a Pokemon card.

Izzy inserts a pair of socks.

Izzy gets an '0mg pWnD bY I4T8!111111' sicker. Teehee.

Emma inserts a telephone.

Oh my and I will probably get an 'Omg pWnD bY IzZy'S eDiT1!!111!! 0mg l0lz0rx'lsazh!' sticker... please?

No way. You can have an Izzy rocks stick though! Emma gets a stem-and-leaf-plot of the scores of the University of Texas men’s basketball team during the 2002-2003 regular season.

Izzy inserts one of her fingers. *scared*

Izzy recieves a round of applause

Carl inserts his sense of pride

Carl receives a broken Record.

Michael inserts a driving licence.

Izzy takes the driving lecence and gives Michael a cookie.

Izzy inserts 25 cents.

Izzy gets a red toy lightsaber.

Moose inserts a blunt pencil.

Moosh gets a a warm sweater and a hug for the lightsaber. And then a mean look for knowing Izzy can't do anything with it.

Izzy inserts a nose hair.

Izzy gets flu! Without those nose hairs protecting you from breathing in nasty things what could one expect!

IATB inserts an ounce of awesomeness.

IATB gets a metric f*ckton (that's 13 1/3 butt-loads for those of you still using the imperial system) of smarties

Moose inserts his username and password

Moose gets his account hacked.

Izzy inserts her kitty.

Izzy gets her kitty onto Cute Overload. (it's totally cute enough)

Moose inserts his phone

Moose gets a toy plastic phone full of sweeties.

Michael inserts a broken beer bottle.

Michael gets a keg of Mixery.

Izzy inserts her friend Steph.

Izzy gets an innocent looking skeleton.

Jed inserts an apple.

Jed gets original sin

Carl inserts unoriginal piety

Carl gets a Pope-Soap-on-a-Rope

Moose inserts the vomit that Jimi Hendrix choked on.

Moose receives Jimi Hendrix

Michael inserts a blue whale

Michael receives a fine for breaking the vending machine with his blue whale.

Izzy inserts a 5lb weight.

Michael recieves the wailing blues

carl inserts dr zoidberg



Oooh double post, next person has to answer both previous posts and then insert a single item of their own.

Izzy gets big muscles.

bryden gets bunch of pearls (Dr. Zoidberg can vomit pearls).

Jed inserts a ninja.

Jed receives a pirate.

< Pirates own ninjas.

Izzy inserts her alarm clock for waking her up at 6:30 on a Saturday...

Izzy receives an alarm clock that only wakes her up on Saturday.

Michael inserts a dictionary

...Michael receives a note saying he must define 10,000 words over the weeked using only the dictionary he just inserted.

Izzy inserts a dead spider.

Izzy receives a dead fly.

Michael inserts his old computer.

Michael receives a broken keyboard.

Izzy inserts a Biology textbook.

Izzy receives a science teacher.

Michael inserts Izzy.

Michael receives kicks and pouts.

Izzy, who's stuck in the vending machine, pulls Michael in.

Izzy receives a smashed vending machine.

Michael Inserts a keyboard into a smashed, smoking vending machine. He also steals everything everyone has put in there.

Michael receives shouts of "You broke the vending machine". And then Izzy, the only item he didn't steal, goes back out.

Izzy inserts some food, so Michael doesn't starve.

Izzy receives a thank you. Michael exits the vending machine.

Michael inserts an mp3 player.

Michael receives broken headphones.

Izzy inserts some spoilt milk.

Izzy receives a cow.

Michael inserts a letter to granny.

Michael receives 50pounds from his granny who visited the vending machine earlier.

Izzy inserts a pillowcase.

Izzy receives a game boy.

Michael inserts a cushion.

Michael receives a poster.

Izzy inserts a Vans Skatepark membership card.

Izzy gets an Eddie t-shirt a a copy of A Matter of Life and Death

Moose inserts glue

Moose receives rubber.

Izzy inserts a fortunane cookie.

Izzy gets a full Chinese meal.

Michael inserts a paper weight.

Michael gets a football.

Izzy inserts a peice of rice.


Would now be a good time to mention that I'm actually eating Chinese food?

Izzy receives a human brain and a meercats kidney.

Michael inserts a green day album.

Micheal recieves a sex pistols album

carl inserts a 536mb battlefield 2 patch

Carl gets a 512mb stick of flash memory. Tantalisingly close to, but not able to hold said patch.

Moose inserts bromine. The dullest element.

Moose receives Neptunium! Solid at 298k!

IATB inserts sunflower seeds.

IATB receives a lily.

Izzy inserts a PS2.
*crosses fingers for receving a PS3* Pwease?

Izzy receives a Wii. OmFg l0lz0rz1!111 pwnd!111 vvoxbnmOP,M

IATB inserts a piece of lead piping.

IATB receives a brand new.. shiny.. what is it? Is it a car? Nope, it's a pencil!

Izzy inserts the phone.