Yeah. They're just looking for someone to blame for their crappy lives.

Hey! People with ginger hair are perfect scape goats. Don't you be knocking their ability to carry the blame for all the world's ills.

I thought that was the job of us Americans?

Nope. We just like to taunt you for your lack of history and culture. SWINES!

It goes like this: Everyone has their Wales.
The UK has Wales.
North America has Canada.
Spain has Portugal.
France has the rest of Europe.
People with insecurities have Ginger haired people.

And ginger haired people have you guys. Yep. It's all one perfect circle.

Actually, they have The War On Terror.

What's the war get?

Cheese.

With bread?

No, on their eggs. With muffins on the side.

They do all smell of biscuits though,

or its all as pathetic as that statement.

Oddly, the UK have Wales, but Wales only ridicules the English with any real passion, letting the rest of the UK get away with it, but I think that's what all of the non-English UK does. To paraphrase Trainspotting: 'The English might be idiots, but the Scottish are ruled by those idiots.'

I think the English used to have the Irish, but we've stopped ridiculing them now they've mostly agreed to stop bombing us when we're out shopping or on our way to school. Which is nice. That means the Welsh now get the jokes, so I expect the exploding sheep to be coming over the horizon any minute.

Oh dear God! Help Mata! They're in my village! He-

BAAAAAA!!!!

BOOM!

So coming in way late here, but I've been called many a thing from ginger (thank you South Park, lol) to firecrotch. I can't tell you the number of times I have been asked do the carpets match the drapes, now my sarcastic self always responds proudly with "YES! What do you think it's going to be different?!" and I try to embrass them for being retarded, lol. Other than that I have gotten a lot of complements about it, just got one last week from a customer.

Everyone is looking for someone to blame for everything that's bad.

Ginger chicks get me hard. The dark kinda ginger though, not the light stuff.

What cracks me up is when people say 'oh no it's strawberry blonde!'. Fools hehe.

Apparently gingers are dying out anyway, recessive gene or some crap.

Don't worry, we wont be bombing you anymore, leaving that to the Welsh ^.^

Sorry all I can think of right now is a quote from Family Guy "Look at him doesn't he run like a Welshmen, doesn't he?"

Funny ginger issue story though, so I'm filing out the paperwork for my passport the other night and it ask your hair color and I'm like shit what is my offical hair color and I looked on my drivers license hoping it was on there, but it's not, lol.