He's skulking in Media. It's like Where's Wally (Waldo for the USA type peoples) only more hairy.

Go, find the Inky and make him interact!

Oh! I want a Tickle Me Inky!

It swears when it's had enough!

I'll never have enough.

And you were surprised that I was in Media? Time was that forum was all but named after me.

It's when you see me in Issues that you need to worry...

*shudder*

Running away now...

Well, that's more than [I]most[/] of us get

Inky? Isn't that one of the ghosts from pac-man?

That would be me: Industrial Kybosh, or InKy for short.

Though any reference to PacMan deserves a round of applause.

*clap*

*grabs the Inky and handcuffs to the most emo Matazonian she can find*

Off to Issues with you!

How's wedded bliss Mr Inky Sir?

Better than being shackled to an emoid, Snugs.

Everything is well, marriage wise. Got a house, getting a cat - what more does a person need?

/me does the 'life is good' dance

A trip to Warrington perhaps???!!

That's some good badgering there, Pixie.

I wouldn't rule it out at some point, but I'm all booked up for now. I've got visitors from Japan and Korea to think about, and a cat to prepare for, and slugs to massacre in their thousands before they destroy our herb patch completely...

Yes I have a herb patch. Make something of it, I dare you.

By herbs you mean green stuff.
By green stuff you mean you are growing the hasjish.

I'm not even going to start on the illegal wives you are blatantly cultavating!Bad Inky.

Balls to you, good lady. My herbs are of finest quality, and perfectly legit. I've got a patch of mint that is threatening to take over the entire garden, but you won't catch me smoking it.

Although... could be interesting...

And you know full well it ain't gonna stop By the time you get round to it I coulda' moved so you're loss slaaaaaaag

Not how menthols are made.

Worth a go, though. Got some basil, rosemarie and oregano too. I could market those as 'Taste Of Italy' fags, and make a killing.

I'm a bloody genius, I am.

Chuck the word 'organic' in and you'd make a mint.

I'll charge you for that piece of advice, mind.

Trust me, cullinary herbs are disgusting to smoke*. And Rosemary and Sage are toxic in certain measures.

*I had a friend who would smoke anything you gave him. So we got him to smoke some of everything I had dried from my garden that year. He said it was the most disgusting thing ever, and he used to smoke Soapbar.

Party pooper.

In spite of knowing full well what you meant by that, I still can't help but picture a strapping young guy named Antonio with a price tag on his chest.

Full marks for the pretend misunderstanding, cand. Nice work. -_o

Nice use of the word 'strapping' too.

She's slowly getting more English. Just needed to be "lad" instead of "guy".

Pfft. Never, Daria. Never. They'd take my US passport away...that's an act of treason.

Spaced moment.

Ok, done.

It's for me and my dawg...

It's too orangey for crows!

*pulls out 'hand' gun and shoots all in thread*

I've got some jaffa cakes in my coat pocket!!

Yay! The thread has been hijacked by wanton Spaced quotation!

I knew I should've bought Huge Fat Cocks...

It's gonna be okay. Now have a big toke of this South African drugs reefer-style spliff doobie.

Hearing.... AIDS!

I can't believe some of the shit I used to do with you.

Brian. Painter. Loser.

Skip to the end.

/hums the theme to the A Team

Oh! Inky by the way it's a bad idea to plant mint straight out in the garden it takes over.

It does! Put it in a pot with holes in the bottom and plant that.

Of course, as long as you're actually planting mint and not "mint".

Relax. The mint has its own corner that it's welcome to take over. It's going great guns, it has to be said. It's already reached 'shrub' status - by the end of summer it may well be up to 'bush' in magnitude.

Do you want a Bourbon?

Bush *snigger*

*snigger*

Rewind!

...spunk.

Huh huh huh... thrush.

Is that... water... with the sheep... in the... box?