best spam evar

/ditto

Eh? Inky, spamming a thread?? Now I've seen everything...

Rest assured, 'bosh, I'll keep the old peepers peeled. What do you fancy? Duke of Earl? White Duke? Duke Ellington? Ah, got it... the grand old Duke of York, he had ten thousand men. He marched them up to the top of the hill and he had them all again. Shameless pilfering of the Biscuit there

*pout*

Any opening for Daisy Duke? nyuk nyuk...

What, you want to wear hot pants?

(Yeah, yeah, I know what he meant, I'm just not rising to such filth...)

You could always just put "formerly known as Sir Psycho Sexy" in your signature rather than hoping that old members have acquired psychic abilities during their absence. Or bribe Mata into changing it back, whichever requires less effort.

Anyway, I am a bit late to the "OMGIT'SCRISSI" party, but hi Crissi!!

I think you (and any other member with the proper anatomy) get a rise out of InKy being filthy.

You want me to CHANGE my sig? Possibly the longest serving signature in the history of these forums, indeed the internet?

...good idea actually.

Oi, shush, you're blowing my cover!

Oh, yeah, right. I forgot. People already know. Ho hum...

There you go SPS, everything is back to normal... Sorry, I mean MPS...

...well I won't be getting a rise out of him anymore.

LMFAO. thats good. actually, i saw someone called 'miss psycho sexy' in a chat room yesterday!
but they left before i managed to annoy them about it. ah well.

Oh very funny. You just wait 'til I can find someone to bribe!

spam:
LOL. EXCELLENT.
/spam

So, it appears we've mopped up just about every old Matazonian who is likely to wander past. Looks like SftL has the award for the bestest thread of 2008 sewn up good and proper, for having a mixture of Matastyles, reincarnation of old members and lasting six pages before it got spammed out of existence - which in itself is a forum record!

I'm sure there's still some mopping to be done (SmallSam, damnit damnit damnit!!!), but this thread has certainly exercised an impressive pull on the forumites-that-were. Props!

I'll loan you smallsam timeshares - for a price..

Would you like that in cash or Italian?

Did anyone mention Elf?

she's on my facebook if you need to stalk her - i think her name is 'sway sweetwater', and she's on matazone's facebook group.

*lurks*

Edit- that is meant to look cute, rather than horrified.

Jamie is alive and well-ish, he's had some minor/major mental/health promblems, but is more or less okay, and would probably be very happy to hear that you were asking after him. I shall pass your regards to him in person next time I'm back in the 'Nauld, Crissi.

EDIT: Oh, and Space should get back in touch, he was at the first meet I attended down in Winchester and was a formidable drinking buddy that never left a pound coin stranded... even if it was at the bottom of his still-full pint. Good times.



I lol'ed when I read this. Forgot about it completely, and would probably have forgiven it completely if it was just the a) thing, but Jamie and I are good friends, so its not really that much of an issue that he was a bit of a fecktard in his youth. Also entirely forgot that H8 Machina was ever on here... heh.

Anyway, with my luck with the ladies, his first transgression may end up becoming fact at some point in the future...

I call dibs!

Good to see you around and well.

Im pretty sure i mentioned him already but poppa.moo!!!

i miss the moo bear!

Hi Vic. *waves* imma gonna message joooos lol

Tara!!!!!! *hug* I agree completely about dragging the Welsh Puppy kicker back and I'd completely forgetten about the pound coin fishing LMAO. I remeber Mata telling me a Space off for having a beer fight because for some reason he didn't want to get thrown out of his local. *smirk* That was also my first meet.

One of my favorite men on the forums, Prince Aries. Where's that bugger been at lately? I see him posting bulletins every so often on MySpace, but never think to talk to him.

Now, someone get the goat and let's start this sacrifice.

I'm going to pretend I'm not slighted by my non-appearance on this list, since I'm coming out of retirement again just long enough to say

OMFG, it's you! *waves ecstatically*

Wha??? I didn't include you on my list??? What was I thinking???

/me hugs Missy

Sorry about that, I must've had a brain freeze which involved an involuntary swerve around, well, quite a few people now I think about it. How the heckity flip could I forget you? It'd be like forgetting my first e-wife Saucy Tara. Which I did. Arse biscuits

I started thinking about Matazone randomly today! And I remembered, this is the site that got me hooked on to forums in the first place. I've spent the last two years in the abysmal caverns of the internet's transit forums... it's time to go back to my roots. D:

Good to see you again. What's been going on in your life?

I've had a break up and got a new girlfriend, and started working in Oxford. I'm still a game designer (I worked on Aliens Versus Predator which is coming out all over the world this week!). I went on a cruise in the far east and so finally got to visit China and Japan, which I've always wanted to do. I'm really looking forward to going back to Japan, it's a wonderful place.

Thinking about it, that's not actually a huge amount for the last two years... Umm... I learned basic fencing and rockclimbing, and I've found a new martial arts club to train Wing Chun with.

It's had bad moments, but overall it's been a very good couple of years.

I've finished high school and I've been in and out of internships. Right now I'm in college and plotting a subtle political shift in the student government.

I want to do something like you did, Mata, something exciting that will really take me away from things and gain a new perspective.

The best thing for getting perspective for me was going to the Burning Man festival. It's only a week long, but it really helped me focus on who I wanted to be, who I was, and it reassured me that there are plenty of people out there living weird and interesting lives so there's no need to stress if your one doesn't fit the common pattern.

What are you studying at college?

I'm studying a discipline called Urban Studies. It's redundant, I know ;D

I'm really concerned about life in the cities. I'm from a less than desirable part of the city and I know that needs to change. I see so much potential in what my community can become but there isn't anyone with the faith and the drive to change things. I figure by going to school, I can learn ways to improve the community.

That sounds like a great thing to study How long is the course going to take you? I guess the next step would be setting up community projects?

I've got two more years to go. Part of the course involves an internship, which I'm hoping will be relevant to social work, the environment, or transportation. I've already done a few things in that field but I'm always itching to do more.

*getting sentimental here*

People, come back.

I've spent an insane amount of time reading old threads, and I'm missing you guys!

<3

(shortest post ever)

We're approaching nine years on this forum now... What a difference those years have made to my life! I'm also 45 (44 now) posts away from 10k! Woohoo!

Nine years eh? Definitely been a while.

I was gone for a few years then came back around the end of college, but mostly lurked. Lurking is now what I do best lol.

I'll be 26 this coming March. 25 right now. Not much else to say.

I'm the strangest random-pop-in-er.

Three pages back I was here four years ago...

for a second i thought mata said he was 45 (as in age) and was like WOW IT HAS BEEN A WHILE.

Oh dear, this is a bit embarrassing.

I totally accept being an asshole, and all the hissing is entirely justified. Looking back through my posts on this board is pretty cringe-inducing.

As you probably worked out, I was a dumb 12-year-old kid when I joined this forum, and due to being both dumb and 12 years old I figured the smartest thing to do would be to pretend to be an adult on the internet. That might go some way to explaining why JimiJimi was such an immature prick all the time...

So now I'm going to apologise for all the assholey things I've done, particularly the Green Day rant (which I still remember as a prime example of me being a really annoying kid with crazy ADHD) and anything else you guys can remember. I'm sorry and I promise I'm not a douche anymore (not to mention that I listen to some music that's far more questionable in taste than Green Day).

I'm now 20 (and hopefully less of an immature asshole), I'm in my second year of uni, making films and electronic music and that. My name really is James though, and I do have long hair, that much was true! I look like this (I'm the guy on the left).

Now that's done with... how's everybody been doing?

Oh haii,

I don't know anything about your past on the boards since I am fairly new (though realized it has already been longer than a year since a joined....)
ah well anyway, have a good time and welcome back, looking forward to reading your stuff.

apology accepted, especially because you're hot. woo congrats, welcome to the circle of love!

Yes he is >.> ghna ghna ghna

hahaha, i'm just sayin' what you're thinkin'. i'm surprised we haven't started spamming our facebooks at him.

o_O

*hides under a box*

I was a bigger douche then you, so

I prolly owe a lot of apologies.

Oh, my God. That explains so much.

Welcome back, JimiJimi. And hey, no worries. I can't read my own early posts without cringing, either.

Ah, for those days before the Internet, when one only had to worry about parents, siblings, or friends breaking out their favourite embarrassing stories. Now everyone's posting history reveals awkward moments by the bucketload, and it never forgets.