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Mata
Please, I dearly hope this doesn't all go horribly wrong.

In Neuromancer, the main character Case has killed people in dirty meaningless fights, he’s a self-destructive drug addict, running himself into the ground, barely eating, and trying to convince the city streets to open up and swallow him in a dark alley one night. This character is a vortex of self-loathing, and I just don’t see many actors who would want to try and do that in a science-fiction film. I’ve spent fifteen years getting to know the character and seven years writing about it, so in this regard I feel that I know Case pretty well.

Does that character description fit with Hayden Christensen in your head? He’s most famous for playing Anakin Skywalker (who became Darth Vader) in the second and third of the Star Wars series. In fairness to Christensen, in the Star Wars films he (allegedly) went to Lucas and said ‘Are you sure you want Anakin to be this whiny?’ and Lucas said ‘No, make him more whiny!’. With direction like that the it’s hard to do much. While Christensen may yet display previously unseen depths of acting and character in his performance as Case, he’s not yet shown that he is capable of portraying the complexity of the part. I really hope he surprises us, and I’ll be the first to stand applauding if he does.

Christensen might be able to pull it off with good direction, but the director attached to the project, Joseph Kahn, doesn’t give me a lot of hope on that one. He’s best known for the very dumb action film Torque (currently rated at 3.4 out of 10, barely skimming out of the worst rated 100 films on IMDB) and the Britney Spears video for the song ‘Toxic’. The story of Neuromancer is fairly complex, with multiple antagonists with differing agendas, which is partly why this film hasn’t ever happened yet despite 20 years of people trying to make it. I’m very concerned that they are going to strip it back to a pile of meaningless action sequences.

If they made this film feel like a drunk hurriedly stumbling home through the bad area of town, people hurrying past and predatory eyes watching the progress from shadows, then it would feel right. It’s more likely to feel like a glossy jet-bike ride, and that’s going to be a huge betrayal of the book. Christensen’s casting feels like the jet-bike version of the story, and that’s why the people who want this film to be good are so worried about him.

Neuromancer is one of the classic novels of the late twentieth century, it made the word 'cyberspace' famous by pretty much inventing the idea of virtual reality. It was written by William Gibson and is credited with influencing vast amounts of modern culture, from direct effects on science fiction all the way through to how early developers of the internet thought about the future. I wrote my PhD about William Gibson, which is why I'm so interested in this.

So, who do you think would be good for the part? Johnny Depp is too old, so is Edward Norton. Christian Bale is too pretty. Someone like Ewan McGregor possibly could do it, if he went back to his junkie look from Trainspotting.

Also, who should be the killer bodyguard Molly? That one could be played with a bit more because her character isn't quite so difficult. A typically pretty-girl actress could be really entertaining playing a vicious killer. I'd really want her to have a decent number of scars, and the mirrorshades permanently (literally) attached to her head really kill the possibility for her being conventionally good looking, so it would be a lot of fun to have someone cool and then cover their best assets. Angelina Jolie is possibly to old now, but I think someone completely tangential like Claire Danes could be really interesting.
Jester
I could see Heath Ledger pulling off a decent Case, if he wasn't dead.

Christensen I could actually picture as Case (Revenge of the Sith look, not that soppy clone wars look), but whether he's a talented enough actor to pull it off is another question. It's hard to say because i've only ever seen him in the Star Wars films.
Mata
I am a bad man. My first thought when reading that was 'Heath Ledger will probably look more the part now'. I shall go and sit in the naughty corner and think about what I've done.
elphaba2
Christian Bale could definitely look the part--he could go all "Machinist" and show up on set like 'hey guys, I weigh six pounds'. Shame he's such a terrible actor. I think Christiensen would be alright, but the trouble with making a movie out of Neuromancer is that you're making a movie out of Neuromancer. That's the main sticking point, really.
Mata
It was always going to be a challenge, but with that star and that director? (Not to mention the inexperienced producer) It looks like it might turn into a disaster movie. I really hope they do it right!
Novander
How old is Case? It's been a long time since I read Neuromancer.

Whatever you think about Christian Bale's acting, you can't deny his commitment to it. Lost a third of his body weight for The Machinist then bulked up for Batman Begins, and now he's just gone through all that again for Rescue Dawn and The Dark Knight (RIP Heath Ledger).
Mata
Case is twenty-four, if my memory serves me. Bale can do many things to his body, but I don't think he can look the right age any more. Then again, acting ability is more important than temporal accuracy I guess, so maybe he would be okay. I've rather enjoyed Christian Bale's films. Even though I can't say I enjoyed his cockney accent in The Prestige (he really should have known better) it still didn't spoil the film.

Not that we'll get to test this theory by the look of things, but it's fun to speculate!

Okay, any ideas for Molly, the razor girl?
Mata
I've just read a review of Jumper, starring Christensen. Apparently the film goes downhill as soon as he gets in it. This is going to be a car crash, isn't it?
Novander
Probably. Jumper totally sold out on Valentine's Day, but I don't know what anyone thought of it. I know a few people who are seeing it today, but I probably won't get to see it until Tuesday at the earliest.
Mutilation
Just seen Jumper, Hayden has the least interesting of voices. The Matrix is already a good enough film adaptation of Neuromancer anyway. This one will suck hard.
Mata
Except that The Matrix is ultimately a story about salvation and Neuromancer is about nihilism...

Oh gods... I just thought. What if they gave the story a happy ending? Ack!

I'm still not sure this one's ever going to get made!
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