Ok, for those of you not on my fb and therefore not in the know I passed my driving test today. So I thought "there's a topic in there!" So here is my idea. Why should I come and see YOU once I have a car?
Think about:
Spangly things you can offer me
Food you could feed me
Places I could go and see
Reasons why you are far more awesome than any other Matazonian

Have fun convincing me!!!

's all in the name.

Oh yeaaaahhhhhh.

I live in a perpetually sunny and warm location! Plus its Florida!

uh, Las Vegas? I mean, your car might get wet, but our attractions speak for themselves. <3 plus, in-n-out burger. they also do vegetarian. omnomnom.

Don't visit him, visit me. Same location, but I can get you into Disney for free. You WANT to be around crying babies and have your feet run over with strollers because it's FUN. *nods*

Me for obvious reasons and you'll of course get the obligatary pancakes.

Because I live further North than any other Matazonian? (EVEN those in Canada)
Because I can show you Northern delights such as macaroni pies!
Because ... um... that's all I have

Well, I'm likely the farthest south of all Matazonians! so... ha!

You seriously think there aren't any Matazonians in the Southern Hemisphere?

Ryn, you should come visit me so you can drive around the Safari Park!

well, considering that your tag says England I would have to assume that I'm possibly right... however, if you have proof otherwise, then do share. I like to know when I'm right and wrong.

You are most certainly wrong.

There are forumites from Australia (Enslaved and DLCP, though neither of them have been around for ages) and Brazil (Radaga — slightly more recent), at the very least.

Ryn, you should visit me because I have fairy cakes and and and um. I don't know. There's nothing interesting in Derby. You should visit Cath, instead, since I can get to Chester easily and we can throw bread at ducks! If the little bastages cooperate.

Why thank you for that enlightening post cand.

But I still say that ryn should visit me well... because then she could get a real orange. yep thats why.

Ryn, you should visit me because if you can drive through London, there's a good chance you WILL survive the zombie apocalypse. In fact, there's a fairly good chance they'll make you their god.

All sounding pretty exciting!!! I do of course need a car first but there is plenty in the world of Matazone to get me moving!!!! So far I have been offered fairy cakes, pancakes, animals, oranges, screaming children... I am in a confuzzled crazy place!!!! Woohoo!

oh, i forgot to mention... there is always good fun with the other touristas on the road...

I gots a car!!!!!!!

Yay! Congrats to you madam.