Remember such classics as the boob bouncer thread? Ego polls? E-marriages? It seems like just days ago, they were a dime a dozen and Matazone's post count was rising by the second. But these days, many of the members now have all consuming jobs, hobbies, or school-work, and while we're all thrilled for your success, we'd (I'd) rather you posted here until all of your bills became overdue and you lost your home. Sorry! Just being honest.
So, I present a challenge:
One new topic a week, one new post a day.
Sounds simple, right? It is! Come on, ye olde Matazonians, sign up for my challenge. I'm with it. Are you? Whoever posts the best content at the end of two months will get something special from me - and take that in whichever way causes you to post Pulitzer Prize winning bullsh*t at a rapid rate.
Anyway, who's up for it? You? You, in the hat? You? Don't be a p*ssy. Submit to my demands. Look, a funny gif!
and just because everyone likes it so much,