LadyDarkPeach
Mar 10 2003, 04:07 AM
Haha, I was talking to one of my friends about one of my past stalkers and i thought of a poll/post...
SuperKathoid
Mar 10 2003, 03:54 PM
i have a stalker. he has only 9 1/2 fingers.
LoLo
Mar 10 2003, 06:40 PM
I had one when I was 15, rather scary, some how I shook him, then he gave my number to a guy who for some unknown reason I talked to. Then this new guy after I stopped wanting to talk to him, calls me every night at 1 am to yell at me and tell me what a whore I am, for a year, until I finally gave up and got my phone number changed.
Oh good times, good times (sigh)
NoName4444
Mar 10 2003, 07:59 PM
Wow Lolo, the worst stalker story I have is just about creepy girls that had a little more than a crush on me....
MAtt
Mar 10 2003, 08:01 PM
id tell mine but i have other people around me sooo ill go with yours!
ravein
Mar 10 2003, 08:12 PM
I had one but I decided to counteract her AND STALK HER... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Imagin her surprise as I hide behind a phone pole while she sat outside my window (in her car)...hehehehe She would send me love letters and I would send her random e-mails from diffrent e-mail address.. I would follow her home.. and wait for her to call me on my cell which I would answer from outside her house... of course she would hang up as soon as I answered...so I would just blow my horn and wave every time she called.. after a while I invited her to a party and she got smashed and started talking about herself in third person and threw up in a friends DKNY hand bag

(kekeke).. she was so ashamed she never called me again. hehehehehehe
NoName4444
Mar 10 2003, 08:22 PM
Wow, the logic in that is so twisted I think my brain hurts to think about it. I like!
ravein
Mar 10 2003, 08:24 PM
QUOTE (NoName4444 @ Mar 10 2003, 08:22 PM)
Wow, the logic in that is so twisted I think my brain hurts to think about it. I like!

I found it strangly affective... I think I am going to write a book....
craziness
Mar 10 2003, 08:30 PM
OMG! i have a tasty little stalker story for you. well, i live in the suburbs, and sometimes i go out and walk around the main part of my town with my friends. my friend emily is very tall and blonde, and she could pass of for being 18, even though she only turned 13 a few days ago. my friend megan is tall, but she looks maybe 14, because she is almost 14. i am about 150 cm or 5 feet, but am um.... more mature than the average 13 year old girl shall we say. when the 3 of us walk around together, we do not look like 13 year old girls. we look 15 or 16. so, one day we were walking around the town. it was cold outside, and it was right after that huge storm. after a few minutes, we had already been honked at a few times, and emily notcied some men following us. i said, "emily they are just walking, there arent that many different ways to go consitering all the snow." megan said "no i think they are following us." i called them fools but we all quickened our pace. they yelled "wait!" at us and we ran like hell. we ran all over the town, and they followed us everywhere, waiting outside oft he stores we would hide from them in. well, eventually we lost them, but gained new stalkers. emily is stalked all the time, because she is very pretty and is a model. the new stalkers had followed and grabbed emily before, and she recognized them. so we started running again. then we ran into the first stalkers. omg we were so scared. so we dashed allthe way back to megans house and laughed our arses off.
ravein
Mar 10 2003, 08:33 PM
I'm telling you..screw that.. start following them.. that will throw them all out of wack...
LadyDarkPeach
Mar 11 2003, 04:10 AM
racingaway13
Mar 11 2003, 04:47 AM
wow what interesting stalker stories, now my stalker experiaces seem so... mundane. all mine ever are is a really bored friend of someone that knows me and randomly instant messages me with weird screen names. they start talking to me and i talk to them, but its just kinda annoying. i never really get that many people that follow me, although there are the voices i hear right behind me all too often....
Industrial Kybosh
Mar 11 2003, 12:09 PM
I was stalked by 'Bittersweet Symphony'. Y'know, the Verve song.
Everywhere I went, I could hear it. Even KFC, fercryin'outlaaaahd!!! One night, I was enjoying a drink with a friend, and the tune came wafting across the breeze... FROM NOWHERE!!! AT 2AM!!!
This lasted for a couple of weeks, and then finally it ended.
Nice tune, though.
craziness
Mar 27 2003, 09:55 PM
i am bringing this thread back because i have more stalkers now. if youwere an innocent

little 13 year old girl and some guy who is 16 who you met yesterday who you DID not give your phone number called you at 11 pm, i bet you would be scared!!!!!!!! help me!
leopold
Mar 27 2003, 10:04 PM
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Mar 11 2003, 12:09 PM)
I was stalked by 'Bittersweet Symphony'. Y'know, the Verve song.
Everywhere I went, I could hear it. Even KFC, fercryin'outlaaaahd!!! One night, I was enjoying a drink with a friend, and the tune came wafting across the breeze... FROM NOWHERE!!! AT 2AM!!!
This lasted for a couple of weeks, and then finally it ended.
Nice tune, though.
One time I was stalked by that Witch Doctor song. It was on in the shoppin mall, in almost every shop we went in, in Burger King, on the radio in the car... an then ta cap it off, while watchin the Simpsons, Homer started singin it!!!! I wouldn't mind but it's such a crap song...
Scarier than bein stalked by a mad woman, I tells ya. Oh, that happened to me too. Got phone calls an valentine cards an pressies an everythin. An just cos some freak mentioned ta her that I fancied her. I ended up movin to another city
NinjaKitty
Mar 27 2003, 10:15 PM
My friends and I used to stalk eachother around school. We were only fooling around and had nothing better to do.
Jaq
Mar 27 2003, 10:22 PM
Never had a stalker...although I was once courted from afar by a guy from England. Sent me chocolate and called me and the like. But he was somewhat of a freak he was talking to my friend about religion one night (he was Muslim, she a devout Anglican) and they disagreed and he never talked to me again. Juh?
spuglet
Mar 27 2003, 10:25 PM
i got song stalked by tubthumpin by chumbawumba (sp?) when i was in ireland on hols..tsk
never had a real stalker though. 16 and never been stalked. the way u lot talk that seems slightly odd.
Jaq
Mar 27 2003, 10:40 PM
I was song stalked by "Baby Hit me One More Time" by BS. *shudder* Why?!
craziness
Mar 28 2003, 01:05 AM
but... was anyone but me stalked by an actual person?????? just me! i need help dealing with these stalkers! and do not tell me to stalk them back IT DOESNT WORK FOR ME!
leopold
Mar 28 2003, 01:08 AM
...er, yes, I believe a few people have already mentioned it...
craziness
Mar 28 2003, 01:09 AM
sh!
i mean people who havent ALREADY!
songs dont count!
leopold
Mar 28 2003, 01:13 AM
Songs DO stalk, an they creepy too!!
I got stalked by an advert once too - bloody Halifax
An I was actually stalked by an actual person, actually. So ner ner wi nobs on
Sarah the Spider
Mar 28 2003, 01:13 AM
My stalker is dull compared to you guys' stalkers. But oh well...My ex-boyfriend moved far away and mysteriously got my screenname on AOL. He IMed me, but it was two years after we had broken up. And I was like in seventh grade when I knew him, and he was still obsessed with me as a freshman! He was IMing me all the time and telling me how much he thought about me and it was hella creepy. So I decided to get the freak off my case one night. He asked what I was into nowadays, and I told him I was a devout Satanist, and I was about to complete my Third Rite. (All lies, of course.) He got scared, poor Baptist, and never IMed me again.
That was last year this happened. He said he was going to move BACK here next year. *groans*
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