yup

Wot were ya researchin prez?

"The effects of forums affiliated to satirical animation sites on teenagers and young adults"??

That's all I can think ya were researchin there bud

i was gathering info about a great many philosophy's and religions.

and whilst i was down loading i was here supporting my philosophy and the mr sb religion

i was also going through 270 e-mails that were in an account i had forgotten about and have now informed everyone never to send anything there again as its officially abandoned, and i fed my cat

YOU?

i've been sitting here, posting and reading a book. i haven't moved from this spot for the last 6 hours.

I were sittin here downloadin big files from IRC, bored, when I decided to have a mosey on over. Noticed the forum had gone supernova. Posted like a demon. Came 6th overall. Went to bed.

So nowt excitin then...

now i watched ayb about 20 more times........ ng is beginning to bore me <_<

herkricharkxavirochanyiashalmanixzrobnir

rise rise rise rise

rise o great old one from the deep

rise o' great cthulu and take your place as a corporate executive at mr SB corp


rise and serve me puny mortal squid face


RISE

that's not me is it? i'm not old <_<

you've never read lovecraft have you

Holy flurking shnit!

Me noob's been pilfered!!!

If any new newbies need adoptin', drop me a line.

In the meantime, on the topic of noob graduation (perhaps the last time this thread was on topic... <_<), it's a nice idea and should be left entirely up to you and your noob. Let them go when they feel ready!

i was TRYING to make a really stupid joke

Oh, sod it.

Seeing as some people simply can't not spam a thread simply for the reason that it exists, and because some people think it's OK to half-inch your noob even when you've put a note in your sig that you'll be away for a couple of days, I've decided to opt out and adopt myself.

Fat hairy bollocks to the lot of you!

Aw, poor Kybosh!

*hugs Kybosh and gives Kybosh a bag of beavers*

Beaver...delightful creatures they are...

i just want to let the noobs know im still looking for a noob to call my own... it will be fun, my brain doesnt work right

Beavers come in bags now? Handy.

Good luck to you, Cheese. The OPLI salutes your determination. Well, I do, and I'd imagine you do to, so let's assume the others do.

The Smacko wishes you luck too, oh Cheesy One.

im getting support... this is a new... good feeling...(oh yay )

if these two are giving me support.. then i must be somewhat decent... ok, im not... still, you want to be adopted by me...

Big up max respec' to da Penguin Prince, mofo.

Bah... I suck as a noob... I think I'll ditch myself and try to find a part-time adoptee who doesn't mind me being away for long stretches...

thats the spirit, whats the point of being your own noob and not being able to teach yourself things on the forum and make a new friend? its easier to learn something if someone teaches you, rather then teach yourself and its better to make new friends then talk to yourself

Some clarification.

This is a point that has already been raised, and, seeing as this whole 'adoption' malarky was all my fault, I'd better throw in my twopenn'orth.

What I really meant was that one each should be the way it is done, and anyone not doing so is demostrating a reprihensible greed and lack of awareness of the wants and needs of others. Adoption is fun, and thus would be more fun if more people could be included.

In other words, one noob good, more noobs bad.

If you care to disagree, feel free to post in here. God knows this thread could use some on-topic posts.

Meep, adopt me now!
I got no clue!

I'll adopt ya Joey, it's a big scary place here..... Remember, if you want me to adopt you put me as your adoptee in your signature so no one can pilfer you!!!!! If you wanna know anything about the forums, or if you wanna be adopted just PM me and it will be done...
Love Tara xxx

im still looking for a noob... you want to be adopted by me... it will be fun.... we can roast marshmellows over a burning body... FLAME hahah... i meant open flame...

I'm a 'noob'. I don't think I'll find it too hard to find my way around, but I guess being adopted wouldn't be too bad!

After all I don't want to talk about any sore subjects or anything!

Uhm... Hi! I just got here, so that makes me a "noob" I guess right? I really like The Mata animations and just sort of stumbled in here and I'm still stumbling around... So yeah... Adopt me, please?

i think my noob died. if she comes back i will welcome her, but i dont think shes coming back. noob spot avaliable! PM ME BABE! ummmm...btw
if you wanna be my noob
you better come back here
and you better post more than 2 times. and i dont mean you only have to post 3.
CAUTION:
I AM INSANE

If someone feels so inclined, I am willing to be 'dopted. I can guess well enough to figure out most board related things (linking, pics, etc) so you won't be badgered to explain that stuff to me. In fact, if it comes to anything remotely technical, computerish or otherwise involved with codes, you're more than likely to draw a blank stare from me and a par boiled trout upside the head.

I wouldn't mind knowing just how to "hide" the color code tag though...*see the blindingly witty signature at the end of this post*

Anyway, on the plus side, if you adopt me, you'll get a slightly off center wench who prizes sarcasm, weird humor and mourns the passing of sporks from the local chicken fast food restaraunt. I'm also housebroken, rarely bite, and have better manners than the average rabid water buffalo. Usually. *cough*

PM with questions, if you like, or reply to my introductory post. Monty Python worshippers and fish always welcome.

Selkie

Well Selkie - me own n00b is now some way past n00b status so I guess I'm free fer a n00 n00b... plus ya did vote fer me in some poll or other...

So, if ya can tell me the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, yer in!!

Would that be African or European?

uh, I dun know that...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(awkward silence)

BUMP!

The campaign to make this post a sticky starts here!

PM your MP.

BTW, Gerbil - sig too long, too many noobs. Fix please!

YOUR SIGS LONGER INKY SHADDAP

Good call InKy! Have ya PMed the Man Mata yet?

leo - nope! If I did it, I'd feel cocky and wankerish.

Gerb - that is plainly untrue, as a person with a tape measure and two working eyes will tell you. Plus, you have failed to address the second issue (viz., too many damn noobs - read the thread). In the patois of my alma mater (FFGurus as is):

FAILED!

I'd like to be adopted. ^_^

i think CovertYawn needs a noob. you also might want to try lordofdarness. i think they are both sleepin though. well, fer right now. both of em are cool dudes.

If anyone needs to be adopted I'm looking for a noob.

WHEEE!! thank you mata!! im sure alot more noobs will get adopted... maybe less will get adopted by gerbil now!

OK AM I A NOOB coz if i am woo hoo (i think) how do you no if your a noob. does some one tell u coz i havnt been told. and am i the first noob( if i am infact a noob) to actually come and write summit on here. there was so much 2 read so i got abit bored half way down so i dont no if any newbies sed owt so yey if i am and poop if im just like everyones else. i hav decided i am a wild noob and there for do not wish 2 b adopted or caught so leev me b. and im wierd and i blab on so BLAH ok im done now??

dammit im a spud. i wasnt the first AND I WONT B THE LAST

hm... not really sure what to say to that.... lol

Anyways, good job you guys on getting this tacked up at the top! Ya are so smart no wonder I admire ya..... hehe

I would very much like to adopt a vic... that is, I would love to adopt a "noob". Just stand on the shoreline and I'll come to collect you.

you are a noob Cthulhu. you can't adopt noobs yet. you should be adopted.

Crazi's right, I'm afraid.

Even though you do have the BEST AVATAR EVER!!! Good old Lovecraft...

BTW, belated thanks to Mata for pinning this, and to the guys who bothered him to do so. Y'all made me so happy...

Me? Immortal Cthulhu, allow myself to be "adopted" by someone? Surely you jest. Isn't it enough that I have lowered myself to allow my vast mental powers to access your crude internet to communicate with you? You should be groveling at my tenticles for this great honor I do you!

-C.

P.S. Give me a n00b now, I grow hungry!

sowwy, you must be super advanced member to own a noob! refer to first post on this thread.

If a lady by the name of Hyperion turns up here, direct her to my PM and ask her what she's doing out of the basement...



She's great - I'm sure you'll like her.

If anyone wants to be adopted just PM me.

Sun Tsu

InKy, InKy, InKy. You expect me to stay in the basement all the time? You left me all alone down there, and although the whips were VERY entertaining, I did get bored. . . Adoption sound nice *wink*