"Super advanced member" .... I am a GOD! I could "adopt" all of you if I wished and make you writhe in agony for my amusement.

Or I could just sit here and wait.

...... ok cthulhu, you just keep on belivin that man....

lol cthulhu doesn't realize s/he's still a noob (laughs at cthulhu )

only compared to us high up people.

Meh, I think Cthulhu could handle a noob. Bloke's got his head screwed on, like.

Now see if you can find a noob foolish enough to come within your tentacled grasp, O Great One!

i meant he's got few enough posts to be someone's noob not that he's really a noob

that may be true but I think he can handle a noob.

*blinku, hides behind InKy* He has . . . tentacles?

Well, I thought I'd be ok. But I seem to have made some unfortunate miscalculations on what I can and can't do at the time. Specifically, My acid bunny, I need help adding him to my signature. I think I've got the avatar thing figured out. But, whatever, PM me i guess. I just need some help and want to make some friends.

I'll be your friend, Oni. I know how it feels to be alone and unwanted.

*grumble* Just because my highest goal in life is to rid the world of humanity people think I'm strange. I'll show YOU strange. *cackles quietly*

I want a noob. I want one! can I have one? Please? I'm ever so nice...

*smiles sweetly*

since you've got 100 posts, pm an unadopted noob and ask him/her if he/she wants to be adopted and you can get your noob

Fanku! When I find a noob that I want to capture and keep for ebil purposes...I mean adopt and care for and stroke and call george...I will PM one, and then world domination will be mine!

*evil cackle*

hey i'm a noob and would like to be someone's pet... i mean i would like to be adopted. I didn't know how to check if anyone had a noob already, so i just posted.

Hey Eileen. I'll adopt you if you promise not to run away like my other two n00bs did.

*coughs*...

hi.
i spose im a noob but im not completely ignorant.... i know how to write in blue, purple, and evengreen...


but i'd like to get to know which bit of the board is for what, etc....and help with my av would be nice.

so if any one would like to kidnap me, id be grateful!!

thanks

noobs are good while they last I did have one but he grew up.

you can have another one if you like

I smell you, spicybrains. I'll adopt you! !

OH GOD I'M A POKEMON. ._. ..

Ok, so i am the newbie, hi all, had a lovely pm from craziness that made me feel very welcome, and just wanted to write to say hi to you all, and embrace the warmth of the forum peoples!

Hewwo Moo. What's shakin?

Good Afternoon Mistress Alti,

it's shakin quite well at the time being now, i'm settled in now, and feeling much more at home, thanks. In fact, i think i'll find myself a spot, and stay for a while, at least until i get bored or i get thrown out!

so far that has only happened twice, but to one person. And um yah

Twice...to one person? I won't ask, cos what i don't know and don't understand can't hurt me. I think. Ho hum.

hewwo. im a helpless n00b. i want a master. i take orders well. and im a penguin wahh! wahh! (<---penguin noise) and i think you should adopt me. someone. anyone.

I'd let cheese adopt you, as he's a penguin too, but I got here first and have been in the market for a new n00b. So you're mine. Everyone else back off. Rawr.

Urm, major noob as twere, looking confused. Oh, won't someone adopt me?! *tries to look endearing so she's adopted quicker* Jus contact me...somehow.....please? *sigh* Oh, the confuzzlication!

*cough* Urm, yeah.

hewwo. im a helpless n00b. i want a master. i take orders well. and im a penguin wahh! wahh! (<---penguin noise) and i think you should adopt me. someone. anyone.

yey! i have a master... or mistress.... it posted twice. it just shows you how helpless i am [pout]

Silvi... I'll adopt ya! Lemme know if yer up for that (send me a PM or summat) an we'll get things goin!

yey! i have a master... or mistress.... it posted twice. it just shows you how helpless i am [pout]

I WANNA ADOPT ONE OF THE LIL THINGS!! PM ME N00BS!!! I WANT YOU!!

Ya seem to be havin a prob there tris... need any help?

yey! i have a master... or mistress.... it posted twice. it just shows you how helpless i am [pout]

Earth ta Tristessa!!!

Ya posted that one three times now... do ya need any help? If ya do, PM me!

I would like to become adopted pwease since i am all of a confuzeledment. My name is Slinant or better known as Lil Saint because if you translate my name into english you find you get the words Little Saint

O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)

umm can i ask to be adopted even if i dont have any questions

Hiya! I'm a noob. Yes. Well.

I suppose I should get to work getting to know you all. You guys sound like a great bunch of people! If possible, may I specify my adopter person have an unhealthy love of Mr. Snaffleburger? And finger painting? And chinese checkers? And Irish rock? IF so... YAY!

+Amy+

er... i would adopt you but the only thing i know of of those is finger painting!! he he!! i was mrSB in the 'which matazone caracter are you? ' quiz tho.

i sent a PM to snaffleburgersmypimp... i didnt get a respond.. i dont think she knows how to pm....

Well, if your Irish rock tastes include Therapy?, Scheer, The Driven, The Pogues or Pulszar, then we're gonna get along juuuust fiiiine...

And who doesn't like fingerpainting and Mr. Snaffleburger?

[COLOR=red] I am craziness' noob. [COLOR=blue] Woohoo!!

yes, you are. and you need to close your tags. hehe.

Oops didn't mean to. I guess I'm just a little slow. lol

I am minty fresh n00b! Here my loud annoyingly soft and quiet roar! I would enjoy it ever so much if someone would adopt me. I am master of following orders, I am also house trained, and I know how to write things in all those colors like RED! And uh, uh...errrr....stuff?

I have cookies. You like cookies, yes? YES!? I will....give....you the cookies if you adopt me.

cookies!?!?!

Hi there.

um am i a noob? i dont know whats a noob? i think this means i may just be a noob ... oh the shame!

hence, due my state of extreme noobishness and other such me-related stupidities i would like to be adopted ... please?

i cannot promise cookies but singing puppies shall bless and illuminate your life should you bestow love and red writing upon me

farewell my potential mentors and also goodbye

GET ADOPTED BY ELF!!!!!!

Yes Lola, cookies. All different kinds of cookies, like rainbow sprinkles.