Thanks for the advice
Hang on... *blinks* SPS is the acronym of my primary school. Odd.
Wonder why I never noticed it before *shakes head*

I have been adopted finally!! *jumps in the air...and falls*

I'm new. I don't know what to say other than I like this site alot and the forums seem cool. I'm 14 going on 40. Lets try that again, I"m 14 going on 15 but I am rather mature; I love the animations. Someone please adopt me

Hmmmm, well.....i guess i should be adopted. BUT I WANT MY PERSONAL SPACE! BACK OFF! *points ray gun at everyone*

Well I said some things about myself in my intro topic......De'O

What else should I throw in? Um, I'm an 18 year old male Pisces........i like moonlit nights, long walks on the beach, and puppies...............

Oh, and feel free to bug me on msn or aim. I'd like to have some people to stalk. I mean, converse with.

Hey, both of you can join my noob family. Unite with your siblings, become the ultimate source of noob power. Plus your master will PM you and give you cookies. Sound good enough?

*eyes goth suspiciously*

What do you want? Money? or are you one of those underwear gnomes??? DAMN THEM! They're at it again.

But sure, sounds like a plan. Does this plan come with a money back guarantee? Or is it one of those blood oath things? Im allergic to pain.........

Just to put your name in my sig.

Ok, I'm your hyperactive n00b
And I'll put you in my sig

Hi.


Me need parent.



Give me parent.


Adopt me. I'm cute, I promise.

*cough*...just thought I'd bring that to everyone's attention, since some seem to have forgotten it. Letting your current noob graduate (reach 100 posts) is generally a good idea (at least, I think so), before taking on another one.

I adopted syuu. Yesterday.

Haha. I win.

i am only 13 so it would be like really adopting some one if you decided to take me on
i could ask you irritating questions and generally annoy you, or i could just totally ignore your existence!
just like having a real child...

I'll adopt you rejectedspoon, if you haven't already been snaffled

After reading 4 pages of the begining of the entire thread...ADD kicked in and-oh hey a butter fly! lol no j/k Yeah, after reading I skipped ahead. Seems getting adopted is a kewl thang? Dare I join the trend? Nah. I'm already apart of another forum. Smaller, but a forum. So...yeah. Guess since I'm a newbie I'm up for adoption. I don't really need it but being a sub...theres always something exciting about being owned. Do I get a collar and leash as well!? hehehe! >=)~
So...yeah. ummm.... Hi. *wonders if this is the point where she whores herself around asking for adoption*

Rejectedspoon has ignored me *sniffles*
I'll adopt you BloodiedDove. You can even have a nice leather collar and leash if that's your thing.
No need to whore yourself around. Unless you really want too, that is

Hello.

I'm a nube.

I'd like to find a master who will adopt me.

In the time honored tradition of master and apprentice, I will learn the philosophies of the world, the strategies of learning, and the laws of power.

And then, eventually...onto world domination!


By the way...I'd prefer a female goth around the age of 16.

'Bye.

Well, well. Fresh meat. I'll take five pounds of your finest flank steak... And maybe one of them 'n00bs' I keep hearing about. Any takers? We get all types... Geekiness is a plus. Yay tech forum!

Im a newbie now. Signed up on here today. I don't post that much on other sites but you never know when you might need some expert advice. It always comes in handy, especially as I work in an IT department and have so far done well at blagging it but I can't keep it up for long Will someone adopt a 30 year old ?

Oh okay ... since you're not 14 I'll make an exception.

I herebye adopt you. You are now my noob. There's the mouse *points down* ... there's the keyboard *points across* and there is where to keep rational thought *points over there, in a box*. Fuzzy is strange, Righteous annoys everybody, not just you, and any agro and I'll give you a long list of late 70's music to listen to.

Now, run along and make a thread in this intros forum stating that you are allergic to duct-tape and desserts, and your theories regarding the corelation between the fluffyness of bunnies and the rise of evil in the world...

Very odd

My noob!

He scares easy!

You can adopt me I dont scare so easy!

Hi! By the way.

Cath. Adopting you would be like adopting the Fuzz-rah or something. How can I adopt somebody who has been on here longer than Tom Jones has been in Vegas?

I can bounce you on my knee a bit, if you like

*pats lap*

ok..i'm a n00b...
a bit over the hill, but a Mata fan none the less...

Wicked..<<old-skool Goth chick.

age is no concern here....you're on the internet! you can pretend to be 14

plus we're mostly enlightened, considerate friendly people....mostly so age isn't really an issue....much....k

edit: hey by the way, they call me SPS

LOL Pleasure to meet you, SPS!

I'd have a hard time acting 14, considering I have a 14 yr old son....soooo, I'll just stick to my age...

It's kind of odd surfing in here after everyone has gone for the day, but it makes it easy for me to keep track.

btw, just call me Wicked.

~Wicked

oh...i would have thought that having a 14 year old son would make it easier....you could use him as a role model....assuming you want to be a 14 year old....boy....ok, scratch that, just act your age....take pride in being one of the oldest forumites, i'm sure membership to the elders council will be in the post soon....you get a free bus pass!

*laughs*

yay!

Will anyone adopt me?

I am a genuine nooob.

I'd like to have a n00b - only I'm pretty backwards when it comes to PC stuff.

So assuming you don't mind the fact that I can tell you sweet FA - I think we'll be fine.

Wonderful, I think we shall be very well matched. Do you keep many pets?

I want to be adopted!!! Anyone want me??

yay, when i arrived i was guppy, now i member now i feel dumb for writing this.....................

I don't think Im qualified to adopt you but I can provide company as we wonder around lost if you like someones bound to fall over us and collect us eventually... I have rations!

My name is Sky. I'm nice. Honest. Errr...^_^

you're not up for adoption to?

I am up for adoption. I am also taped to the ceiling.

uh huh, that happens, i should adopt n00bs, i've been here long enough to know stuff like that.... i'm responsible and all that sorta crap!

does being one of the longest serving (still active) members make me more desireable to n00bs?

*can just imagine a n00b argument:*
my adopter's better than yours!
nu huh!
uh huh!

ummm errr *bemused blink* Adoption???? By Jeeves I want in on that. I'm practically house trained, can iron and clean behind my ears. Sometimes I can even train behind my iron to practically clean my ears.

Anyone wanna adopt a slighty beer barrel like smiley grinning fool?

Anyone except FaerieRyn please. I dont want to have to do her ironing!!!!!!!!!!

Alas, a point-free point I shall never argue. Unless some kind soul adopts me...

*get the stick and prods sky til she falls from the ceiling, a whole foot to the left of the safety bouncey stuff* oops...

so...wanna be adopted?

Yes please.

And don't worry about the safety bouncy stuff. It's the thought that counts.

ooh cool....so now what? uhh....any problems come to good ol' uncle SPS, he'll sort it out for you

Hmmm, feeling lonely. Did I mention I can cook?

what can you cook?

Food mostly I cooked a salad once, came out a bit burnt but everyone said it was lovely. And the egg I boiled in water was tasty, although the yoke did split a bit when I cracked it into the pot. Think I got a couple of pages stuck together in the cookbook.

But seriously I do a mean beans on toast and my super noodle suprise is to die for

I think you need cooking lessons rather than being adopted!

I like cooking.. it's well fun... yumyum.. and I like eating the batter... mmmm... well yes, I am just here.. searching for the newest replies because I'm at school and bored...

Schools not boring - is it?

*dies of shock*