Oh no I killed little bear!
*uses electric things to jump start heart*
Wake up!

Someone should adopt me...im potty trained

so all the hard work's done?

Well i cant count to 10 yet or tie my shoes.

ah, ok, so all the messy work's done

I suppose...is finger painting messy?

...but it would be nice to be "owend"

aww, you don't wanna be owned by me, all my n00bs seem to disppear in freak accidents and are never heard of again >_>

EEP..maybe i'll wait for the next person

why? it's not like i had anything to do with their disappeances, i think they just get bored and go away....probably >_>

We all know about your secret diamond mine staffed entirely by newbs from the forum SPS. Theres point trying to cover it up anymore...the truth is out.

Lies I tell you! all lies!

*descretely sets his squad of highly trained meerkat assasins on moop*

I think im safer un-owend

dammit! I lost 12 workers in a cave in a week ago! I need to replace then, damn you moop!

*coughs loudly*

ok ok, you came back, but you DID disappear....or come around only at strange times...or or....yes...


well at least that proves that my n00b's don't end up as slave labourers somewhere

I was abroad and sans net. And it proves nothing.

ah, furry muff, and it does, my slave labourers don't have internet access....well...IF they existed, they hypothetically wouldn't have internet access....probably...who knows, i'm sure I don't >_>

So...we're going to disprove the existance of your enslaved n00b labourers by claiming that they don't have internet access.

Fair enough.

Just don't come to me for answers when whatever percentage of the population that doesn't have internet access suddenly dissapears in a puff of befuddled logic...

I am a noob and I would like to be adopted. I'm Julie and I'm 19 and I'm from Massachusetts, US

Hi julie welcome to the board
*hands you a hamster*
Look after it!
I don't know if I qualify to adopt people but I have adopted many hamsters in my time!

Um, well I'm new to this forum, but not to Matazone itself!



Mr. Sb rocks!

He sure does

Anyway welcome to the forum - heres your welcome gift - a hamster!
*passes hamster*
expect other gifts to come your way!

As a NOOB, will I be offered a cake or a hamster............ truth is I dont want either.......... but a little help might be useful

My advice - randomly pick a name and then harass them incessantly until they tell you all of their tricks and secrets.

or Ask Jonman, like Mata, he know's everything, but unlike Mata, he's willing to share knowledge and wisdom

*shakes fist at Mata* damn knowledge hoarders!

You don't want a hamster! - frankly I'm a little insulted!

I am a true Noob, please someone pick me, if you dont i will feel so alone i may never come back. or possibly i will just to spite you, you just dont know

Greetings young Noob. Welcome to the forums!
If you want people to adopt you Id advise starting your own thread greetings can be enthusiastic and messy! If you need a hand just PM someone who appears helpful(ish).

Just a little warning you are never alone here there is always someone lurking somewhere *glances round carefully*

I can be 100% certain that everyone will be along shortly to greet you in the traditional Duct tape, Feeding and explosive introductory rituals!
*hands over any-flavour cookie*
I suggest you sit and eat that while you wait, be particularly alert for two suspiscious characters Cath and Moop.

Enjoy your stay m'dear.
*pats noob and trundles off into the gloom*

I joined 3 days ago...
anyone who cares, I'm up for adoption!
pweese?

never mind! figured it out on my own...

PLEASE ADOPT ME!!! MY LAST OWNER PUT ME IN ABOX FILLED WITH GIZZ AND BURIED ME IN CEMENT!!! PLEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSEEEE ADOPT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

always going for the sympathy......

::looks around wide eyed:: o my...i think i did it right this time...golly, this really IS tricky business. obviously i'm a noob, waiting for adoption. so, please pick me up before i get all old, sitting by the window waiting for someone...

Aw bless! So many homeless Noobs!

Something really needs to be done about this before the poor things get lost and hungry in a corner somewhere

Set up threads and flaunt yourselves and Im sure people will be along shortly to put a stop to this abandonment!

*trundles back into the gloom waving a placard stating "Tribe Wyvern all waifs and strays welcome" *

i wanna be adopted! i'm a good little pet newbie.

I'll adopt someone, PM to be adopted

I want to adopt someone too!

I REALLY want to adopt-a-n00b! Really! I won't torture it! Much! You can trust me!! I think...but really, who would actually want to be adopted by me??

If you want to adopt a Noob entice it, feeding is good and PM them and go from there!
Knowing the answers to any questions helps too but mine all seemed to go for the cookies so if in doubt feed!

Oh and dont be too pushy they tend to be shy little things and might run away...ahem well in theory at least I havent met many shy ones in practice though.

anyone want to adopt me?? i still dont know what i am doing (puppy eyes)

I can adopt you, if you'd like. I've been on the forums for a small eternity, so I should be able to answer any questions you might have or direct you to someone who can.

please adopt me. i need love. i'm well behaved and never kick old ladies or do anything bad like that.

Riight....

¬_¬

I'll adopt any n00bs going, I have experience and my own Cult

Hi guys, I'm JimiJimi and if any of you crazy Guppies want adoption then I'm here!
Or of course you could pick one of the other guys.
I don't tape you up with tape!
Moop does that for me!
And I also make avatars like mine for ya!
Not to forget I like subliminal messaging.
So, if you want an adopter/fosterer/crazy type guy, then you know where to look!

Hi I`m a newbie and I`m lost please help I dont know how to download an avatar
and now I feel stupid I`m going to crawl into a hole bye!!

Hi, I'm Zel, Little Green Goth's noob, and she showed me the chat and photobucket and all that great stuff...the adoption idea is great, cuz there was stuff I didn't understand, and now i know...oooo....I can't wait until I can get my own noob to corrupt...er...teach...yeah, I meant teach...anyway check my thread!

Igi, hi, Zel, yada yada yada...go to photobucket to upload yer own stuff for free and use it for stuff like this! Oh, and LoLo's lookin' for a noob...I don't know her, but I hear she's cool.

Ooo, I want a noob (made a typo there, but spotted it in the nick of time, phew!) I'm nice and I promise I don't bite!

....most of the time....

I'll adopt a noob, If they dare....

Please adopt me so I can use this site to its fullest capacity! (This is my first post ever! YAY!!)