Start your own thread, tell us about yourself, why would you make a good newbie to adopt? Sell* yourself girl!


*not for money

*payments will only be accepted in the very shiniest of your English pennies

*gets out his penny buffer*

Someone can adopt me... these forums are a bit on the confuzzling side even for me and I've been posting at LG forever... but those are easy things, ne?! Mew.

Oh, did I mention, I'm cute? ^.^ And an anime convention mascot? For Neko-con in Virginia, US of A (suckage country).

ha you cant stop me now darth lee returns to get revenge

I'll adopt you

w00t w00t. i'll make pie. appeltaart with currants ^.^

...bugger *shakes fist* damn you social life!!

err... i could be special and have two people adopt me? yay?

but, erm, mr. cheesie-moosie has a n00b already. hmm...

So do I, I just don't feel the need to remind everyone of it *waves at sky*

We could share. Then I could have days off...

*waves*

pfft, you're just trying to get rid of me

I knew not having a social life would come i handy somewhere alon ght eline



yay. what. yeah. whatever. i'll just say i've adopted you

whee! *stolen* or could someone sponsor a game of tug-o'-war or something? eep. zivi-chan broken in half wouldn't be a good thing though.

Sorry. Would you rather I wanted you all to myself?

hi um im new, and id like to be adopted, because frankly, i like to write at people, and i have questions

I'll adopt you if you want, Vgb9, I only have one n00b already and she's all grown up now...

yay!!

Does that mean I now officially have another n00b?

Well, err... congratulations, and PM me if you have questions...

*sigh* I told you to watch out for Jimi so what do you go and do? You go and let him adopt you!

poor deluded n00b

hey i doubt that he'll end up brainwashing me, im more likely to brainwasdh him!!!

I humbly wish to be adopted by one of you great and powerful people.

I'll adopt you if you find it necessary!

I don't think you fit the criteria of great and powerful DHG

*looks down*

hi SPS!

*stamps on him*

*sniggers* alright sunshine, you think that

Hello Hello!

I'm a Noob to this forum, please don't hurt me O.O Can I be adopted too? Huh? Can I? *Innocent puppy face*

I've got this one.

I'll adopt you and as your adopted father (who's your daddy?! ) I request that you downsize your signature. The movie is too large and that could cause slow downs for other viewers and it's a bit gross. While I'm not offended myself, I think many others would be. Thirdly, it's Mata's money that funds this site and such a large picture and movie in your signature is bound to take a toll on his wallet.

So, welcome aboard, but please alter your sig.

Yay! I feel loved, Daddy! *hug* OK, I fixed it, but I like that movie, Horror moives are funny to me, I know, I'm a odd little Child ^.^

Anything else I should know before I scary people with my crazy talk?

This is certainly not one of the best ways to encourage a newbie to continue posting in this forum.

"I WANT A PET N00B!!oneoneeleven!1>//"

Not one of the most comforting things.

Especially when apparently the citizens here seem not to be able to recognise a n00b from a newb.

But I guess that was just from the first, incredibly frightening page.

And I end this by saying that I do not wish to be adopted. I already have a mother. He is a blue rock. Very unique.

I mean she. Yes. *cough*

You're the first complain (that I've seen) and it's not compulsary or even, in many cases, nessessary to be adopted. I wasn't and I was completely new to forums when I came here. If you don't want to be adopted, fine, it's your choice. Some people find it helpful to have someone they can ask questions and such. Not all people do, it's your choice.

And on here, there is no difference between n00bs and newbs. We don't differentiate. Other places might, but, as you will learn if stick around, this forum is very different from most of the ones on the Internet.

If you have a Rock for a mother, good for you. I have two pet rocks, but my attempts to get them to breed are not going well.

I never was suggesting that I was completely against the idea.
Or maybe I was. : D ohwell.

Now, this situation with your rocks. Have you set a candle lit dinner for them?

No matter, lets just forget it

I've tried a few things: romantic settings, candle-lit dinners, leaving them alone for a bit to get to know each other, and frankly, their lack of response is most disheartening. It almost makes me want to give up.

D': Never give up, dear.

Try a more 'sexually suggestive' approach.

Sorry, I have a burrow owl in my backyard as my daddy. Although he's such a small thing. I had a pet rock, but he ran away I wonder how he is, untill then I'll have my 3 pet tarantellas (Soon be more, Sassy is pregant XD ) and my old lazy cat as company. Unless you incule my daddy...

I have no idea how to do this--anyone want to adopt me?
I'm a 49-year-old female human, if that matters. I live near San Diego, California, and i like the posts i've read in your forums. Hi Mata! Loved the Goth Girl animation! See you around, i hope!

Thanks for answering Cath, but i'm totally in the dark about this stuff.
Guess i'll just watch for a while.

To start with to get peoples attentions your best starting your own Topic to say hi and you've not been adoted yet cause you've only posted twice in other peoples topic so noone know your here yet. So the starting your own topic will cure that also.
To start Start a topic go to the top of the page and there a button with New Topic on it push it and away you go.

Is it possible that a person my level can help?

errr, hello? can i be adopted please? i'm clean and polite. you won't even know i'm there. and you can...like...dress me up and stuff...hehehe
max

Welcome to the boards, max. I'll take you, just promise to let me know when you need to go outside

As to you, surewhynot, no pun intended, but if you know how to work the forums, sure, why not?

daddy! suddenly i feel less alone in this big frightening e-world. teach me all you know! i am but an empty vessel.
max xxx

so.. i was thinking, maybe if someone adopted me, i'd not feel so out of place here. you guys all seem to get along so well, i almost feel like im invading.
anywho, can i be adopted so i can belong too?
oo, that rhymed. im a poet and im unaware of it.

How long must you be a member before you can adopt a noob? I still consider myself fairly new to matazone as I prefer the games forums but hey, it doesnt mean I dont know anythngelse.
As for ^, i felt that i was invading at first too. I might just take a fleeting chance and adopt her.

and I thought my posts were strange! Cath adopted me because I was strange! And because I annoyed her in amusing ways! Thanks Cath.

Yes, i enjoy causing strife with my strange and annoying posts

(spam)

does no one want me?

Well, I'm still a bit wet behind the ears, myself... But I'll adopt you, if you like... ask me anything. If I can't answer your questions, I'll find someone who can...

hoora. im not completely not wanted!
woo.
excitment.
and pants.

And pants?
Duck flaps!!!

/spam

Ooh, ooh. I'm new, someone pick me. I'm cute and well behaved but I'm also dyslexic and not very computer-sexy. Erm, savvy. Same thing! I'm not a complete moron but I'm still having a tad bit of trouble navagating and whatnot and it makes me feel very un-cool.

So yeah, someone adopt me? I promise I won't pee on the sofa or chew your favourite slippers.