Im still waiting! but hopefully not for long

i don't really care much. i'll adopt a noob if one asks but i'm not putting it in my sig because that would offend the hellish gerbil legions

numero uno, *drinks a shot of imp vodka* there...
numero dos, do you all (adopters) think that im ready to adopt a noob? i mean i am a super advanced member and soon ill be up there on the total posts, i dont think ill ever catch up to craziness though unless she goes on a long vacatoin... but soon ill be up there at the top! anyways, i have space in my sig that needs filling, any cool noobs that want to have a cool, not entirely sane, ultra left wing, computer guru for an adopter and teacher, then PM me.... im waiting....

what happens in the summer when i go away to camp? i think i will perish when i come back. i will have missed so much just from one month. and ill be so far behind on my postin too. <_<

i'm not near a computer for most of the summer so by the time i start posting again (i'm praying that'll be from exeter), you'll be far ahead of me. BUT I'LL CATCH UP AND DEATH TO THE HEATHEN THAT TRIES TO STOP ME!

edit: so much for those prayers........................................ blargh

I still want a NOOB please PM me and i will say yes so if you PM me i am yours and you are mine!

hey it would be fun to be adopted as the oppsoite of a n00b. a n00b or a member less than obsessive adopts me and tells me that i post too much and to stop. that would be great. hey, pm me if your interested lol.

... and we could have anyone from Member to Superadvancedwotsit as an antiantinoob - they aint noobs but have a mad obsessive who, erm, encourages them to post...

Or is that takin it too far??

put yodel in your signiture

Ya know? We should have a n00b graduation, because they can't stay n00bs forever. Then they can get something more out of the program! So when my n00b (who's already grown oh so much) is no loner a n00b, he can graduate and I can get a second!

at 30posts?

or when they say they are ready?

Posts, signatures, avatars, and chat room. My n00bs been in the chat room. hehe, and in this forum people will post 30 times in a matter of mintues at it's peak periods... Maybe more like 50-70.

yah
thats sounds right


im no longer a noob!

at 121 posts(at time of this post you were anyway) you probably shouldn't be considering yourself as a noob, hell after 10 your a member

the title 'member' is given away too freely so it has lost it's meaning. posting 10 times should not make you a member, maybe just a half-noob. maybe member should be reserved for the elite posters who reach 2000 (considering the amount people post, that shouldn't be too far off in the futeure)

ok your currently on 500 and i'm guessing your vision are of the entire planet on the internet 24/7 well that ain't gonna happen for another 3 years

lol. you've got a lot more posts-per-day than i do. the only reason i'm ahead of you is because when you joined the forum i was already obsessive so

it will be a while till i catch up your throne of skulls is safe from me at the moment


craziness however

she's not going to catch up with me (at least not until skool starts again). she was ahead of me for a few days because i had to write a story (and i cannot write stories) but now i'm back and am already king of the posts.
actually, you seem pretty close to crazyness....

calm down. i will never understand why it matters so much. i dont realyl care if i have more posts than you and whatnot but if i do i will declare myself queen for a minute or 2 and live in my glory gloriously.

I'm still a good bit behind maybe after a few more hours i'll be able to decide better

Well, I'm MILES behind yous lot. I don't care. I'm goin for quality

so am i i don't just post for the hell of it i post because i care

(oblivion to all i have the doomsday device. ok i know someone who does. ok i know someone who has plans to build one. ok i don't but i still managed to get by all of your un security and make this statement what can you say to that huh. oh the jail eh. you'll never catch me alive{pulls out smitmaster™ and makes a run for it})

Did I touch a nerve there pregz?? I was kiddin, I'm not accusin anyone of spammin the threads here...

did you get me angry? nope

did you think i was upset?


i tend not to get annoyed and i knew you weren't suggesting anything.

but when i do get angry really angry bruce banner got nothin on me

K. So we're cool then.

/me passes prez a freshly squeezed voddy & lime as a peace offerin

me accepts and are glad to see your giving me freshly squeezed imp essence

Now if we could only persuade a certain two political leaders to drink the elixir of peace, mebbe I can go to NJ again before I hit 40...

NJ new jersey or somewhere else.

oh and don't wait spike there drinks

New Jersey. Or is it Joisey? Whatever...

yay i was right

why do you want to go there.... meh, go to NY its soooo much better

it's his choice maybe he knows someone there?

maybe he is someone there?

LOL!! If only!

Nah, the company I work for has a site in Cranbury.

Jolly boring, what!

well NY is still better. we have a way cool city and far upstate we have creepy people who are sort of like northern rednecks and we have suburbia and we have a mayor with his own TV station (reminds me of snaff- BLOOMBERG TV!) and we have a river and we have "history" crap and we have our own personal island and NJ is just like oh look its some gardens over there and some factories over there AND A MALL!

of the topic i know but gang of new york rules daniel day lewis deserves an oscar just for the bunny speach

Actually, I did find the bit of NJ I saw to be a bit crappy.

Oh look, a warehouse. And another. Aaaaaand another... ad infinitum

ooh another warehouse ah it has the probe run run!!

the view of nj from nyc:
some green smoke
some green, glowing people
rot and decay
a house

You saw a HOUSE in NJ???

Blimey!

there are lots of houses in nj

some up to code

lewl

oooooooooooooonnnnnnnoo

this is my 600th post i officially have no life at this point and will now trfy and find my friends in the real world and go to the cinema

wait, why haven't we gotten to a new level? dammit, maybe it's in another 100 posts

i think it might even ne 1,000

now there's a target

i'm gonna get to 1000 today. i won't eat, drink, sleep, or do anything that involves me leaving this computer, but i'm gonna get to 1000 today

em good luck i'm turning off now, i want to see the sun again

plus i finished my research so i have no excuse anymore

research?

I KNEW YOU WOULD DO THAT GERBIL! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!! well im going out for part of the day so blech

i'm not actually going to reach 1000 today i was just joking so