*duct tapes Cuffmeh to ceiling* Yay, finally a nooblet I get to do that to.
*announcer voice* Welcome to Matazone! Er, yeah. Have fun and stuff!

*edit* Ohhhh, I totally just got your username. And your avatar. Interesting..

Hi, so. I'm new here...and a little fresh to the scene...not entirely uninformed, just not much experience...I'm familiar with how boards work for the most part (spent lots of time on adultswim.com) Anyhoo...just kinda sayin hi and seeing what it's like on here.

Hello nooblet! *waves*

Hi there Cosmo. Have a read, make some posts and enjoy

If anyone decides to adopt me, all I require is the odd nice cup of tea every now and again. I am pretty easy to manage apart from on the days when I am not.

hello!

i'm a noob, woop!

please feel free to adopt me =]

Hello there! I don't do the adopting thingy, what with being supposed to run the place, but it's always lovely to see new people. Beware the duct tape.

The duct tape! The horror! The duct tape! The horror!

/spam

duct tape?!?!

okay... now i'm scared...

Hullo! I am all new and such. I suspect I'll get the hang of things on my own (though I certainly wouldn't reject anyone who'd like to adopt me!), but I though I ought to, you know, say hi, and, ehm, I'm here? [cue immediate duct tape evasive action] eep!

Wonders if fascination for sticky grey stuff is a fetish thing hereabouts........

*...had a thought about duct tape being a rope substitute*

Hello Wodring! Welcome. And stuff.

I'm newwww *dances*

And very confused *stops dancing and cries in corner*

Look out for the gaffa tape, sparkles and IndustrialKybosh's music taste. And welcome!

Sounds wonderful

Don't make me shake my fist at you, Daria.

And welcome, new person! Enjoy your stay, and may it be a long and satisfying one.

Dariia forgot the sticky grenades they're alway worse than the duct tape.

Hey and welcome.

Welcome to the boards new-one, now, in absence of the missus' say so...*Aims spangle-cannon* ... FIRE!

Don't worry, the glitter'll wear of in about a year if the half life is anything to go by

ummm... i think im a noob =) anyone want to help me? heh

I didn't think we still adopted noobs, but I'm sure I can assist, Maitreyaa.

First thing: Welcome to Matazone!

Second thing: Try to avoid Daria's various evil methods involving duct tape and such like.

Other than that, I'm sure you'll be fine, but you can always shout out if you need any help.

Yay another Floridian! That makes it what, like six of us now? (Me, Eli, Ri, Aislinn, SftL, anyone else?) One of these days man, and there'll be more of us than you Brits.

Anyway, welcome! Don't fear the duct-tape, it does wonders.

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!! I haven't been able to find you all in YEARS! I haven't been on since I was 20 years old...wow...how things have changed!! I recognize alot of names. I wonder if any of you remember lil ole me??

I remember you, Sizz! Magician of ISH, I saw your name on a backup copy of the LoI website I came across recently (cheers for that, Pab )

Sweet! I am glad to be remembered! FIVE YEARS it's been. (Cause I'm 25 now). I remember you too, leopold. :-P

Most of you probably don't remember me, but I was on this forum years ago...can't remember when. Somehow I remember's Mata's (btw, my niece's name is Mata XD) animations and decided to come back. So...hello again!

Hello there. I don't remember you, but that might be for one of two reasons:

1) Your name is different so I don't recognise it
2) I was away for a long time and you were a member during that time, in which case I wouldn't remember you anyway.

Anywho, not that this ever stops me. Welcome back, whomever you may be

Hello all,

Technically a noob but I've been lurking so long it's just silly. Already ducttaped to the ceiling (thanks Moop) now awaiting the sticky grenades from Cath.

I a newbie so who will adopt me? Love the idea of adoption!

Apparently adoptions are out as it looks like it's been a while since anyone has posed in this thread. However, I'm not new, just used. I used to come to these forums as the little green goth. I doubt many of you will remember but I'm posting this in a more "What the hell has changed around here?!" basically, I need someone to up date me on a ton of crap and if you guys are interested I can tell you what's been happening in my life.

Hello, I remember you! I don't think I posted much when you were around but yeah, hi!

I don't know what to say re: forum changes besides BAH THESE YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS EH...!? get off my lawn! I'm sure somebody else will fill you in.

One thing I probably should mention is that the forum is mostly run by gigantic ants these days. If any of the mods claim otherwise it's probably best you play along. You don't want them to get the lizards involved.

Whoa, how did I not realise that Mimzzy was LGG? Welcome back, if you're still around. I don't know that much has really changed, actually. A few more mods, possibly a few more forum sections, a few old people who have left, and more than a few new people. Nothing dramatic.

Hi
Friends
My Self Shern I m new !
I am happy to be part of your community.
and i hope we'll share interesting knowledge .

Hey everyone,

I am Sharazad and new here, and new to the use of a forum
this is going to be exciting

Welcome, hope you enjoy yourself.

Thanks LoLo

Welcome to Matazone. This is a one-way flight. During take-off, please flap quickly. Exits are... hmm... there aren't any...

Enjoy your stay!

/peeks in and runs off again

OUT! Just get out now! I dont know who you think you are coming round here!!!



(we finally got you in )

Do not trust this man.

o/

Welcome newbies!

we miss you too, miss-smiley!

my name is cilla and i just joined and it says im a guppy- whats that mean?, its a fish.. Sounds so cute but..i dont quite get it. I want to be adopted.. Im 20.. I am a metalhead partier type. Metal is GOD. So is corruption! lol.. 'drown your innocence in my blood..i'll take you'- anyways i live in south carolina. i plan to become a vocalist in a band and sound like draconian fused with cradle of filth and lucuna coil. rockfest.warptour.ozzfest.the oasis. i have tons of friends and lots of connections through the music biz.. Many stories- going to see amon amarth and black daliah murder soon. also i like anime -chobits full metal alchemist wolfs rain moon phase hellsing inuyasha ect.. vampires are real! theres more to me then this.. alot of darkness.. My pic wnt load so i have red brown hair. Im 5'2. Im 150lbs. Hazel eyes. Cute. Rocker

Welcome!

Hello All
its been 8 years since i've been on the forum (cant believe i remembered my password??!?!) i was only 14 when i left... WEIRD

so i just wanted to say
HI!

Welcome back Somebody turned your room into a gym, but we've got a futon you can use in the mean time.

Enjoy your visit

Boo! I'm John and I'm house-trained and I can do tricks like sit and paw and fetch and lie down and roll over and play dead! Anyone want to adopt me, or just tell me what the heck happened to Samurai Lapin part 5?!?!!

Welcome, eep! and hello. Mostly just read the rules, post in threads and after awhile you'll be able to start your own threads that get us to talk to you and all will be good. As far as Samurai Lapin part 5, Mata's been busy writing a novel and teaching young people how to do things, so he hasn't had as much time to make new animations. One day though! (At least I hope so.)

One of the easiest ways to get in fast is to join regulars in chat (directions for doing that are in this thread somewhere), but be warned it's not affiliated with matazone and doesn't go by the same rules. Basically don't be a jerk, talk to the people in there and you'll be ok.

not that young

You're young.