-dons party hat and kicks cat out-

well, better late than never, eh?

yay! a party!!!! oo!!! ill get you a present but you have to tell me what you want.

-wow-

lateness!!!

ok...

*pulls out guitar*

!!!

woo hoo!!! ime love partys.

didn't we have a non late party?

We can have as many parties as we damn well want!

/me wheels in a mighty keg

yep we did have a non late party but i don't mind, have as many parties as ya liek for me!!! and pass the cider!!!

partys are good at anytime.

yeah!!!

*drinks cider*

i know know why i got so pished the first time i had cider, it's coz i had beer first...

(late) happy b-day tort

lol, tort. happy bday. i got so pissed on cider once, but i did have vodka first so that might have been it.

there is suming weird and funy about this... oh well

*drinks more cider*

yayyyyyyyy I didn't miss Tort's birthday party.... *conveniently forgetting I missed the first one and pretending this IS the first one*

Happy Birthday, Tort! *Hugsssss* make a wish