^ needs liquid

< requires video games

^ likes video games

< is sleepy

^ Is sleepy... for lack of something more interesting

< Entered a Marvel draft tournament today

^ posts 1.5 posts a day

< is starting school

^ Will do well at school

< Is addicted to 'Sid Meier's Pirates!'

^ Sid Meier has transcended to a level above the rest of humanity. Along with Will Wright and the entire Final Fantasy production team.

< Got a GPA of 4.00! W00t!

^Is doing well in school.
<Is tired and Achey

^should be resting
<should be sleeping

^is losing sleep
<is losing sleep

^ lost sleep

<never got much in the first place.

^doesn't sleep
<needs to think of something more creative to say about ^

^initials of name can be arranged to say "sad ts", which can be read as "sad tease"

<baked trunks_girl a cake

^ Is a generous baker type.
< Is being driven mad by younger sister humming The Sims music next door

^ has a sims obsessed younger sister.

< has a sims obsessed younger cusin that lives with me. (close enough to same deal)

^Bothered by the Sims
<Is a Sim (Pun alert! )

^i don't get it...?

<needs to think about puns sometimes

^ Doesn't understand
< Neither does he

^ dont worry I am in the dark to.

< but maybe if life were the sims then she is implying that she is told when to do everything by some person who useally is playing to amuse themselfs. So she probly ends up peeing in her pants a lot and dieing in swimming pools with no ladders but comes back to life becouse of a gamble with death.

< used to play the sims but was crule to his. BUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

^confused by attempt at humor
<My name is Simone, Sim for short...
<Hence, I am a 'Sim'...
<Hates explaining jokes...

^ Is named Simone, a fact which we were all unaware of

< Is named David, a fact (I assume) most of us knew

^'s real name was in his username

<'s real name isn't in her username

^^Unaware of context of joke...
^Doesn't share real name casually
<Had name in Signature, until recently...

^Changed signature recently

<quotes Pink Floyd in his Sig

^Pink Floyd fan
<likes pink floyd, occasionally

^ Has good taste in music, occasionally

< Is probably going to stay up too late.

^Is a comedian
<Is getting tired...

^ Is a sleepy kitty

< Still has to clean his room, just to clear space to sleep.

^Has me beat in Sloppiness...
<Considering bed...

^ wants to sleep

< wants Quoth to stay awake

^Is lonely, apparently...
<Heard from long lost friend, recently...

^ Is lucky

< Is bored at midnight and a half.

^was bored at 12:30
<Is Bored at 1:14

^ Was bored at almost quarter past one
< Has gone down with the ultimate in crappy flu bugs

^ Is sick
<doesn't get sick often

^has a good immune system

<just had a creepy person instant message her.

^Is being watched right now
<Should go eat...

^ Should eat, wa ha ha.

< Has eaten, wa ha ha.

^ Needs to use the facilities.
< Dominates this subforum =D

^ Posts much too fast... for a human

< Dominates the facilities?

^ A big boy now!
< Who said I was human?

^ Can you say "escape from Witch Mountain?"

< Mommy, I did it awww by my self!

^ He loves his mother. How sweet!
< I think so, why?

^ Is obsessed with forum games

< Pwns j00

^ Speaks the horribly annoying 1337 $p33(h

< Pwnz your popoz

^is speaking 1337

<Rarely uses it

^ Is impressive for holding out on the elite speech.

< Has little willpower.

^has little willpower

<believes ^ can do it

^Cheerleader
<Is trying to postpone sleep...

^ stays up too late
< stays up too late

^Speaks true
<Tired