^^ Google has brought up Miss Independant.

^ Yas tha maasa.

< Slide. SLIIIIIIIIDE!

^ Is good

< Bows down to Jimijimi

v Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree

^ turned this thread into ^<v

< is dead inside

^ Has died inside.

< Has fried some hide.

^ oooh.... hide.

< ... Mellllon

^ Is there anyone out there who sometimes refers to melon as 'm'lone' for seemingly no apparent reason whatsoever?

< Well?

^ wefxsaxsa,xsnxm,ssanxmsxnamxan. That is not a word. I know you may think it is. Its not.

< ham foot chair kangarooooom

^ Really?

< Well I never!

^ ... where am I?

< Who turned off the lights?

^ Wasnt it... that person?

< **watches some random person turn and run off**

^ get him! He’s got the light switch!

< ** runs after mysterious man **

^ *watches from the side lines*

< Wow, this has almost turned into the bar. Speaking of which, whatever happened to it?

^ **looks round to Jimi who has suddenly appeared in the room**

Whoh! Don't sneek up on me like that!, and in answer to your question... Hummm.... where i do not know.

< wants to go to the matabar now, but doesn't really know whats going on in it. Could I get a job? lol

**runs to find guy with light switch, carring a heavy oversized spoon**

^ Man: Hello. I like spooooooons.

< Oscar: Spoooooooooooooon guaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.

^ Guard of spoons?

< How odd!

^ quite.

< who are you spoon guard?

^ No.

< Not quite.

^ If at all.

< How much exactly?

^ $12.50 to be made payable to Eric the singing lottery ticket, PO Box 192, Appleby Square.

< Please provide a stamped addressed envelope.

^ .............

< Has missed something

^ ....

< is a bit confused right now... Just.... going.... to ..... walk.... away..... now...... BANG!! *gets hit by a bus*

^ Watch out for the bus!

< What? It's not my fault if I warned you too late.

^ At least you warned him!

< Thinks he should be more grateful

^ Is right

< agrees with v

^ Water buffaloes, water buffaloes, water, water, water, water, water buffaloes.

<Water buffaloes, water buffaloes, water, water, water, water, water buffaloes.Water buffaloes, water buffaloes, water, water, water, water, water buffaloes.Water buffaloes, water buffaloes, water, water, water, water, water buffaloes.Water buffaloes, water buffaloes, water, water, water, water, water buffaloes.

^ *Gets psychiatric recliner couch* I believe this talk of aquatic bovine may be linked to trauma in childhood. Tell me about your mother.

< *Presses button on couch and it folds up with SoL in it*

^ Ha, he got folded like origami!

< Needs a past time/hobbie.

^ Thinks I'm now oragami

< *Checks and is suprised to see that she's been folded up into a swan.*

^ Can now glide gracefully across lakes.

< Hopes SoL's origami form is of waterproof paper.

^ Has raised a good point

< Eeek! Jimi! Why didn't you make me waterproof?

^ I apologise, but I am fresh out of waterproof paper at the moment. You'll have to put yourself inside this carrier bag.

< *Throws carrier bag across lake, where it is eaten by a very small carp*

^ Oh no! how will SoL get out of this one?

< Find out next week on ...

^Shooting Ducks

< Has anyone got a dinghy?

^ *Obviously doesn't have a dinghy*

> Would you like a canoe instead?

^ *Takes canoe and starts floating away*

< Maybe i should have gotten a paddle...