/me stands outside church waiting for people to turn up

Queenie is bridesmaid and so is Pixiegoth if we can find her
Hinsley is best lady
We don't have a priest as of yet :/

Will you be my bride Spuglet???

(still feel silly)

/Queenie turns up in beuatiful bridesmaid dress!
Woo love a good weddin!!
Brought tissues this time so ill b fine!!

of course ill still be your bride! and dont feel silly!

/me runs up the aisle and waits for a priest/ess to arrive while humming here comes the bride

Which one of us is the bride??? Both! Pretty dresses all round

Ok, we now have a priest...Ravein, would you do the honours???

were both brides! and purty lookin ones at that!

okay.... so Spuglet and Weej are the happy couple.. I will be your Elvis impersonator priest

Umm WeeJ i gotta go (rents shoutin an everythin) BUT i wish you the best of luck if the weddin goes ahead tonite an ill b here in spirit
I'll give u a pressie of alcohol!!

im here! best lady at your service!

Thanks queenie
We don't seem to have many people present right now but oh well.

/me wanders up the isle and finds Spuglet...."Hey lady"

hey baby!!!!!

lets get this party started!

hit it elvis!

WOW!!! IS THIS AN ELVIS WEDDING>? THAT WOULD ROCK MY WORLDLY SOCKS!

well...it wasnt gonna be but apparenty it is now...wow a themed wedding, that i did not count on

/me turns to Spug...I've prepared my own vows if the Elvis Priest dude is cool with that???

this is gonna be wikid!

im sure elvis will be fine with it, i think its wick! jsut gimme a second while i miraculousley find some vows of my own.....um.....you go first (when elvis gets here)

/me pokes Elvis with a stick...think he passed out from the OD on burg0rs :/

ok, i'm here, what can i do?? anything??

you can get started organising the after party if ya want....if theres a marriage
/me glares at elvis

I promised sexy he wouldn't have to wear a dress sao be warned...

organising?? what do i have to do?

i dunno what you have to do! im too busy preparing to be married!!!

Wander down the isle and give us our wedding rings and then keep order at the 'doo' after
This is so daft! Its hilarious!!!

sorry!!!! Elvis had a to UPS red a cable to Brazil... I should be work free for the remainder of the wedding!!!!

ok, thats easy...where are the rings?? *fashions two diamond encrusted platinum rings using just a telephone and a credit card* magical

PS the Elvis priest dude is fine with whatever you want to do...
uhu uhu...

right rings present elvis present best woman present brides present

begin

Ok...here goes my vows... **blush**

Spuglet, its been a whirlwind romance but the day you asked to take my hand in marriage was
a day I shall never forget.
We stand here today, flaunting our bisexuality (we didn't
actually find out we were both girls for a while) and taking a vow of commitment.
spuglet, If you will have me, I will be yours to have and to hold and I'll be yours forever.
Or at least until I brake my computer horribly. Please be my wife..

These vows are a sign of her love... spuglet please present your vows of love to weej

My boyfriend in RL is very ok with this whole setup...mainly being because he's male and Spugs a lady.
'Nuff said really...(and I don't think we're really bi...but shhh, its a secret)

*wipes tears from his eyes* this is so romantic

awwww i think im gonna cwy

well weej, ever since the first day i saw your lovely posts about ...stuff...i was hooked!
i think we are e-soul mates and i hope we last forever
be my wife

woohoo! yeah you go WeeJ!!! er i mean, what do i mean? <put what i mean here>

I do I do I do I do aga doo doo doo push pinepples shake a tree...*cough* erm...sorry...

/me waits for Elvis to do his thang

These vows, show the love and commitment between these two souls. As they take the first steps today on a road that will lead them through life, the commit to stand by each other, through good times and bad, through sickness and health, computer and no computer...

(he he i thought you were gonna say the thing kel says in kenan and kel about orange soda!)

*bears and presents rings*

Do I snog the bride now???

he he he... how romantic.... lol.

Place the ring on spuglets hand, Weej please repeat after me;
I will love you till the earth stands still
I will love you until my last breath is gone,
I commit to be your e-wife until our time is done.

/me wipes away a tear

Spuglet..

I will love you till the earth stands still
I will love you until my last breath is gone,
I commit to be your e-wife until our time is done.

Place the ring on weej hand, spuglet please repeat after me;
I will love you till the earth stands still
I will love you until my last breath is gone,
I commit to be your e-wife until our time is done.

I-i-i-i will love you till the earth stands still
I will love you until my last breath is gone,
I commit to be your e-wife until our time is done

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you partners in e-life, from this moment on you are known as one.
You may kiss to consummate your love.

sings/ Love me tender... love me true...

/me jumps on me new wife!!!

AFTER PARTY!!!

If you would like to make your way through to the reception there is food, alchol, and a stripper, i wasn't sure which variety to get....so i got one of each so you can choose enjoy

/me kisses Spuglet softly on the cheek and gives her a hug...we're Ehitched babe!!!

In elvis voice..Thank ya Thank ya very much.. that'll be 19.95 and a jelly roll..
CONGRATS!!!!

wait! i want conefetti!