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Do you not fit in?

Does Mr. Snaffleburger's Death Cult leave you unfulfilled?

My friends, welcome to the world of:

MITTENS' DEATH CULT.

You do not have to hide your passion for a well-cooked brain stew, brain kabobs, or noodle dishes with a side of brains.

You can learn the oh-so-fun cult rituals of Santa Claus-catching, piano-making, and, of course, seducing neighborhood kittens who happen to be monosexual and pink.

Join today, brother. Or sister. Or whatever.

You may now commence the shrine-building of Mittens with pixie sticks. Or Jolly Ranchers. Whatever you want, sky's the limit.

sounds like you want to become an enemy of the mr sb cult.... DO YOU WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF THE PENGUIN PRINCE?!?!?

just wondering, would it be treason to be in both cults at once?

Nah - just doubles your chances of death...

yes.......
then you are betraying the mr sb cult. i think you are trying to start a war. you can at least come up with a better name than the mittens death cult. this is just a cheap take off. sorry. i do love mittens, but it is, and you need to get your own name.

I'm crazy...I'm in both....MUAHAHAHA...Somehow, in some way, that makes me cool...@_@

Eh. Couldn't think of a better name at the moment...Anybody got one?

I agree... it smacks of plagy... plargi... plagu... copying!

You could at least have made it "The Ancient Order of Spicy Brains", or summat...

plagurism

Oh oh oh, I like that one!

I am SORRY Mr. SB cult followers....

I have mortally offended you with my thoughtless plagurism....

I feel dirty...dirty and copying-ish...

Shame...

shame....

SHAME

How can my shameful Mittens-loving self make it up to you devout Snaffleburger-ites?

You feel unclean, don't you?!?! That's why you shouldn't have offended Mr. SB! So unclean... unclean!

/me tries to make Sarah the Spider with googly eyes...

Do you have anything to say to the children Sarah?

Yes, children...Conform, Consume...Eat brains!

LOL!!

AHHHHH!!!! HEATHENS!!!! FEAR ME!!! GLOOBYBLOOBYBOO, GET MY SMITEMASTERS!!!....AHHH..ehem...<waits>..<looks at his watch>..<recieves his smitemasters> FEAR THE PENGUIN PRINCE!!! TAKE YOUR SMITING AND SEE YOUR HEATHENESS WAYS!!!!

Ah, but allow me to introduce the MITTENS BRAND ANTI-SMITING SPRAY! Only $24.99, for a limited time only! Buy two now and get a third one for only $32.99!

NOOOO! You leave that anti-smiting spray in the cupboard!! It's the tool of all evil!!!

im so sorry sarah, but you are still ripping off mr sb. its just not the same with mittens. he doesnt sell things. he tries to become an evil dictator.

by the sound of that... you dont know what smiting is... or you have made the greatest defense to the penguin prince's attacks ive seen in years.... well... ill invent Anti anti smiting spray... then youll see... off to invent... you will see... you will... unless your blind... then you will hear... yes... excelent.... LOOK OVER THERE!!! AN OBVIOUS DISTRACTMENT!!!! <runs away>

Oooh, an obvious distraction! Where?

Mittens can sell things. Just not in a strange voice with googly eyes and purple skin. Everyone can sell anything...because Capitalism is God.

Anti anti smiting spray, eh? Sounds like a great plan there Cheese!

/me goes off to sell shares in "I can't believe it's not anti smiting spray"

Ah, but we've roped Snowdrop into the deal. You can now buy MITTENS/SNOWDROP BRAND ANTI-ANTI-ANTI SMITING SPRAY.

"I can't believe it's anti-smiting spray, but it isn't...yet it is...SO DIZZY!"

I HAVE THE ANSWER!!!! WATER!!!! IT WILL WASH THE SPRAY AWAY!!! THEN SMITING!!!! HAHAHAHA SMITING!!!! IM GENOUS!!! WATER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU CANT WIN!!!! MR.SB GIVE ME THE POWER TO SMITE THE HEATENS!!!!.... sleepy...

Sleeeeep my cheesy friend...sleeeeeeep...*as you start falling asleep, I steal your plans*

no... water patented by the death cult.... so simple... cant be stolen... only i know formula for water.... AHAHAHA!!! STEAL MY PLANS?!?!?! HAHAHA, YOU THINK THE PENGUIN PRINCE IS STUPID... HE IS NOT... HES THE SMARTEST PENGUIN... EVEEERRRR!!!! AHAHA.... time to smite some heathens.... come here kid in a mittens t-shirt.... i got a "surprise" for SMITE<smites the kid> AHAHA!

Nooooo!!!! Now it is WAR, you heathen-smiting fiend!

war? you dont know what war is... i led 50 penguins against 5 scores of polar bears, didnt loose one soldier, you have started war with the wrong penguin... I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!!!! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!

Curse you and your superior penguin intellect...

BUT...

I do enjoy a hot cup of penguin tea.

BRING IT ON MY FLIGHTLESS FRIEND!

flightless? penguin technology far surpasses human technology of any kind, we were first to the moon, we stole the ice caps from mars, we have full electric cars, AND!!! ice powered bomber planes... bow down to your master

Dude, check it out...

Sarah is not a human.

Sarah is a spider.

Spider technology beats penguin technology, any day of the week.

We have developed cobweb-powered energy centers, we scared the hell out of Ms. Muffet and her stupid tuffet, AND we have uber fangs, baby.

OH WHAT NOW.

What you say?

Launch 'Zig' for great smiting

mrs. muffet and her tuffet were moronic poo eaters

cobwebs are made of dust

fangs... what are fangs gonna do when we throw a large peice of ice at you and knock out your teeth? eh? what now?

Sounds like fear talking....

And we have uber shields for our uber fangs so you just try your best with you *chuckle* and your ice...

*edit* why am i not suprised i posted such an angry post? *sighs*

i wonder how long it'll be before someone finds these....

someone has set us up a smiting
we have smiting
main smitemaster turn on
its you
how you heathens?
all your wannabe death cult headquarters are belong to us

But gerbilfromhell, I already agreed to change the name, I just need a name to change it to!

wait, your sig calls mittens god. be creative. no lgg fan calls her god or makes a death cult because they're not copying off of the mr sb death cult (which is good). notice that almost everyone posting here is mad at your uncreative mind. i think you need to start a new thread, rename your cult

*edit* this post doesn't LOOK edited, but it is.

It says GOOD, not GOD

*edit* *sighs*

Noooooooo, but you people are my only friends! (Well, I exaggerate a little.)

Don't hate me because I'm an idiot!

Even if we have a war....can't we still be chums?

ROFLMAO!!!

You know what you smiting!

well going to war with a rival cult just because it's there would make me like bush and i hate him so i'll always be open for peace on behalf of the entire death cult

*edit* spamming, political commentary, AND nonsense all in one post!

Bush is icky. Blah to Bush.

Thank crimminy for that!

I'll be the UN.

OK you two, pack it in or I'll have no choice but to ask you to pack it in again...

LoL

*edit* have you ever gotten that feeling that sometimes maybe you were just a BIT too much of a callous asshole?

You may laugh - I means it!!!