Another morbid thread, I know.

Just a spin off the Castration thread, which was a spin off the Torture thread...yadda yadda yadda...

Anyway, I think that the best way to die would be if Earth was sucked into a black hole. The vacuum would just crush everything within a fraction of a second, so you wouldn't really feel a thing.

I wanna die saving someone, whether it be a complete stranger or a loved one.

I wanna die on the job. Out with a bang, as it were...

yubyub commander

the best way to die is in your sleep, peacefully, due to old age
but i like the one about saving someone, thats a great way to die

Oh you reminded me of this Twilight Zone I saw once!

This guy kept having nightmares and he dreamed he went to a doctor about it, but he didn't know he was in a dream, and neither did the audience (until the end, but I'm not there yet) and he got freaked out because he fell asleep within the dream and had a dream nightmare, and he jumped out the window.

So in reality, the doctor just looked at him because he was sleeping and said "At least he went peacefully."

FREAKY FREAKY STUFF....

wow.. pretty weird... im not gonna sleep for a while...

i dont know i just want to die before i hit 60 and not painfully

I don't wanna just die all old like everyone else, something interesting like being blown up , sounds like it'd be really painful but if it was fast, you wouldn't feel anything just kinda be like POOF. Plus, it'd be a good show so no one would forget me.....

if something blows up and kills you, i doubt you would feel it, cause it would be so fast... unless it was a small explosion like a bottlerocket to the face... you would probebly feel that...

i wanna die in a way that people'll remember. like hammering a bullet into my brain.... actually that's too painful maybe attach small rockets to a wheelchair and blast off of a tall building. that would be a cool way to die.

sweet....
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I would roast a marshmellow on the end a of a twig from an oleander tree. There has to be sap on the stick tho. When i eat it, i will have like 15 seconds before the poison kills me painlessly.Sugary death
That or saving someone,like MAtt said.

I am not very noble, so I wouldn't die saving someone.

Well, maybe I would save one of you, from a cyber-ish death, somehow...

Anyway, a cool way to die would be to just randomly explode. Not being blown up, but just to stand there and suddenly POP and blood and "Hey, where did that creepy girl go?" "She just randomly burst." "Oh cool."

you mean spontaeous conbustion?
i watched a special on that once on TV its REALLY cool

A bit like spontaneous combustion, but without any fire.

Or any real cause at all.

One minute, she's here, the next...POP!

i wanna die from splatting after jumping off a verrry high building. we're talkin eiffel tower hights here, none of that let-hop-off-the-school-roof wussy bs, i want to FLY for a good 20 seconds before i splat. and i want lots and lots of lsd in me, just to add to the joy of the event.

another good way to go would to be burned up after living in the arctic for a while with no heating and barely escaping death from hypothermia. granted, it would hurt like hell but i guess one might call me a pyro and i think fire is just reallly pretty and so you would die after seeing what is possibly the most beautiful thing in the world. AND after being as cold as you were it would be amazing to be so warm.

yes i've thought about this way too many times(not suicidal just come up with truly random thoughts and never stop them)
but the pop thing that sarah the spider said seems like it would be a fun legend type deal but the legend can't enjoy the legend, seeing as they're dead, so thats no fun

LoL, those are cool ways killersquirrel. Nah, I could enjoy the legend, I would just look down from heaven...Aw, who am I kidding, I would be looking up from hell...

Actually, humans can spontanouesly combust. No fire is needed. You just have to sit still for a very long time and it'll happen. (i'm not high, nor making this up)

really? i sit still all day during on campus suspension, thats like 7 hours... i havent explBOOM

hahahahahahha, no. you have to sit for longer than that.

how long? i could try it out on a "friend"...

Well, I know of one way I don't want to die. Tetnis (sp?). Remember those annoying Tetnis shots you have to get if you get poked by something rusty? They're annoying, but a good good thing. When you get tetnis, it screws with your nerves. Eventually you loose control of your muscles. When it finally reaches it's worse point, you'll start to bend backwords until your spine breaks.... ouchies....

I dun think that's right... I do know it causes yer jaw to lock, which is why they also call it "lockjaw" (but then that's so bleedin obvious really) ((ps noname, it's sp "tetanus"))

I can think of a lot of people I'd like to get that, cos they talk too much an annoy me an generally disrupt me from bein great. I wouldn't like it meself as it'd stop me eatin an proclaimin the word if ISH. Oh, an remindin people of how great I am...

I've actually though about this.

Go skydiving - in freefall, take one shoe off, throw it as far as you can to the left. Take the other shoe off, and throw it as far as you can to the right. Remove parachute and throw as far as you can in another direction.

Stick your tongue out and stick your thumb up your bum, and aim for a pub.

Let's see the coroner explain that one!

LMAO

ROFLMAO!!!

Aim for a pub!

Well, it is St Paddy's day, I guess...

I want to die by spreading the word of ISH.

i think the schwayest way to die would be to (somehow) get your car on the top of an airplane then drive around trying to stay on and see how long it takes you to fall off (actually if you manage to stay on for long enough and you bring a parachute, you might actually survive but i doubt it tho )