Jul 2 2003, 03:35 AM
So Missy theres this chick and shes like and im like and then she's like and im like whatever...come on isn't that just total bull and stuff?
Jul 2 2003, 03:36 AM
Dude. Lava lamp.
Jul 2 2003, 03:37 AM
and so then i like take this backscratcher and i throw it like at her and stuff and wow that lava lamp is like tripping me out.
Jul 2 2003, 03:38 AM
i am so unbelievably scared by this.....lmao.
Jul 2 2003, 03:38 AM
Trippy. Like a crack in the sidewalk that looks like a potato.
Jul 2 2003, 03:39 AM
oh i had a potato once and i like cut it up and deep fried it then i found out it like makes you fat and stuff when you do that so i like hurled.
Jul 2 2003, 03:41 AM
Hurled. Threw up. Upchucked. Cookie-tossing.
/me throws cookies at everyone
Jul 2 2003, 03:42 AM
so my cousin like works for netzero and stuff and he tried to tell me like that cookies dont do jack to your computer and stuff. he is so full of bull really.
Jul 2 2003, 03:43 AM
*picks up a tossed cookie* Mmmmm cookies. *puts in mouth and swallows* That didn't taste like no cookie to me... *suspicious look*
Jul 2 2003, 03:43 AM
Once there was a bull on TV, and it was chasing this one guy, and it was funny. Because bulls are funny. Like rhinos and hippos. Are you hungry?
Jul 2 2003, 03:50 AM
like i ate rhino once and then i like realized that it would make me fat so i like hurled and then i like ate a hippo and like found out that like makes you fat too so i like hurled again........I'm so like over the food thing.
Jul 2 2003, 03:52 AM
I thought once that if you drank a lot of water, it would be fun, because you wouldn't need to eat, and you'd pee a lot. Call me up sometime and I'll let you listen.
Jul 2 2003, 03:53 AM
that is like so cool.....i like soooooo like listening to people pee.....like give me your phone number and stuff.
Jul 2 2003, 03:56 AM
Dude, peeing is so my favorite habit. I mean, if I was gonna have to do something five times a day for the rest of my life, I'd really want it to be peeing. It's so satisfying. It makes me feel good. And the whooshing sound of the liquid... ah. It's like being high, just thinking about it.
Jul 2 2003, 03:58 AM
like i pee like all the time like except at work. there i like just take dumps cause i like hate the place and like it makes me feel like so good and stuff casue like i like stink up like the loosairs bathroom and like stuff. sometimes i like just want to like walk around making a like L sign on my like forehead and stuff.
Jul 2 2003, 03:59 AM
Maybe you could tattoo it on your forehead or something. That would be so cool. And it would save you so much time and energy and your finger and thumb wouldn't get tired.
Jul 2 2003, 04:00 AM
thats like such a good idea and stuff. really like totally. im soooooo going to like do that now. missy you're like a total genius and stuff.
Jul 2 2003, 04:03 AM
I met a genius once. He could look at at a bird and watch it fly by and calculate how fast it was going. And I was in awe, because that's just so fecking cool. You don't just see a bird fly by every day, you know.
Jul 2 2003, 04:05 AM
i like was laying outside once and like drawing and this like seagull like flew over me and like took a dump on my like leg.......i just like yelled out whatever seagull.
Jul 2 2003, 04:07 AM
ya know, if you are propelly hydrated your supposed to pee every hour....
Jul 2 2003, 04:08 AM
I laid outside once too! Isn't that just so ironic? I've been waiting my entire life to meet someone so much like me! Do you ever think about how black the colour black really is? Because I do! And it would be so great to meet someone who understands how black it is!
Jul 2 2003, 04:11 AM
I like dont really think about that like too much but I like do think about how like in art black is the like presence of like all colors but like in light theories its like the absence of like all colors........trippy huh?
Jul 2 2003, 04:15 AM
Dude, that's like deja vu, because I could've sworn there was a potato around here... Isn't it funny when potatoes are pink inside? Like Mary Kay cars, that pink. I've never liked Mary Kay. I don't understand why it's America's favorite brand, because I've never met anyone who likes Mary Kay. I think they're lying.
Jul 2 2003, 04:17 AM
we gots a couplea schizophrenics on our hands what it sounds like to meself...
Jul 2 2003, 04:18 AM
i like used to like watch this show called mr wizard and stuff and like he taught me how to make like a stamp out of a potato......he like also taught me like how to like stand in a doorjam like with my arms pressed like against the doorjam and then like walk away and like feel them like raise up on like their own and stuff....it was like sooooooo totally awesome
Jul 2 2003, 04:20 AM
I think my cat watches TV when I'm not home. She likes trashy shows, like Jenny Jones. I like Jenny better than Sally Jessy, though, because Sally is old and keeps changing her hairstyle. I think she thinks she's trendy.
Jul 2 2003, 04:21 AM
I like watching ricky lake just to see what she looks like. Like though I like totally perfer watching like drew carey and like its more fun when i like watch it with like crissi.
Jul 2 2003, 04:24 AM
Yeah, Ricki's okay, except she's as bad as Oprah with the weight fluctuations. They gain and lose small children all the time... I wonder where the children go...
Jul 2 2003, 04:25 AM
i like to lick black magic markers sometimes
Jul 2 2003, 04:29 AM
So like I went to the like store and i like found this like old movie with like johnny depp and like ricki lake like called cry baby or like something and like i laughed and then i like wrote on like doubles head with like a pen and like he licked it and stuff.
Jul 2 2003, 04:31 AM
Black pens are made of all sorts of colors mixed together... like Mary Kay pink... except I don't like Mary Kay... Oil of Olay was good stuff, except it was expensive like Madonna... you're frozen, and you are the key.
Jul 2 2003, 04:32 AM
yummy marker, yummy marker
Jul 2 2003, 04:33 AM
i like heard this like joke once about madonna but im like not going to tell you.
did you like know whitney is cheap like crack?
Jul 2 2003, 04:35 AM
Yeah. Whitney's really cheap. Kinda like crack. Not the asscrack-pull-up-your-pants type, but the get-stoned-off-your-ass type. You know, those both have asses involved. Maybe they're the same thing after all. Dude. Buns of steel.
Jul 2 2003, 04:38 AM
i like clench with like my buns and i like break a nail and like stuff.
Missy this was fun I'm gonna go to bed......perhaps we can kick this thread off again sometime.
Jul 2 2003, 04:47 AM
Until tomorrow... goodnight Lo!
Jul 2 2003, 06:01 AM
cracks not that cheap tho... i think whitney whocten is actually cheaper than crack.
Jul 2 2003, 12:55 PM
LoLo and Missy, you two definetely have your own language. How cometh you never speak it in IRC? x]
Jul 2 2003, 01:22 PM
Striped tank tops.
Jul 2 2003, 02:47 PM
That is just like so trippy cause I was like at this store like the other day and I like saw this striped tank top and I just like dropped everything and went like OH MY GAWD and like realized I didn't like have the money to buy it. So I like went to the food court and bought like a churro and then like realized like how fat that churro would like make me so I like hurled. I like can't get fat if I'm like going to get that striped tank top or whatever.
Anyways I'm like sooooo over food again.
Jul 2 2003, 04:44 PM
Dude, I've never heard of a churro. It sounds like a Mexican plastic hairbrush to me, which makes perfect sense, because the nutritional value of those things are like, zero. And you get the bristles stuck in your teeth.
Jul 2 2003, 04:54 PM
Oh a churro is like this Mexican desert like thing. It's like a tube of dough that like is deepfried and suff and then like covered in cinnamon and like sugar and stuff.
Basically it like is the Mexican equivilant of like a funnel cake and like has the like cinnamon and like sugar instead of like powdered sugar. That and it's in a tube form instead of looking like a cow patty.
Jul 2 2003, 04:57 PM
Wow, that's so cool, because this one time I saw this comedian in Branson, and he threw these round brown spongey thingies out into the audience, because that's what cool comedians in Branson do. And I caught one! And on the round brown spongey thingy it said "Cow Patty!" Isn't that cool?
Jul 2 2003, 05:00 PM
That is like so cool. It's like so much cooler than like my experience with like cows and stuff. My like grandpa and like grandma live out in like montana and stuff and like we used to like visit them like all the time. I remember this one time that like their dog like got loose and stuff and like rolled around in a dead bloated cow. That was so totally gross.
Jul 2 2003, 05:07 PM
Okay so there's this place called Montana? Are you sure? Because I've never seen it. I'm not sure it's there. I mean, yeah, it's called me up on the phone a few times, and said "Hey!" and I said "Hey!" back because it's polite to do such things. And then I said "Who are you?" and it said "Montana!" But I don't believe it, I think it's lying.
Jul 2 2003, 05:11 PM
I've been there but like disneyland is like so much better and stuff.
I'M LIKE TOTALLY LIKE GOING TO LIKE DISNEYLAND!
Jul 2 2003, 05:16 PM
Disneyland! Yay! Do they have their own currency? How about a stock market? Are their taxes cheaper? Do they like cats? Do you ever wonder why I'm asking you questions?
Jul 2 2003, 05:18 PM
Like do your own like homework! I like hate calc and stuff. gah Missy. lol
Jul 2 2003, 05:21 PM
Sorry. I do all this homework already. I go upstairs and turn on music and sit on my bed and stare at my seafoam green walls and do math. Actually, I listen to music and look at the seafoam greenishness more than do math. But that's okay, because math sucks and music is good. And seafoam green is inbetween. And that rhymes.
Jul 2 2003, 05:29 PM
I like have this like desk for like doing my like homework but it's like covered in like trash and stuff.
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