Who else is here?

And yes, I could just check the status bar, but just because you're here doesn't mean you're here, ya know?

I am so frackin bored.

Someone entertain me, quick!

your torture noob is here<begins dancing> bet you cant hit me, bet you cant hit me

*takes out shotgun*

Hey, this is kinda like that duck game at the fair...only it's a penguin...

*cocks barrel*

ahhh... erm... thats not torture... you dont want to kill me... do you?

Kill? Oh no no no my dear anti-n00b, no killing...*chunks shotgun* What was I thinking?

whew, i dont know what you were thinking... im ok with beatings.. not ok with lead flying through me at high speeds

Praytell, why are you so fond of the horrible unspeakable beatings?

("Unspeakable" is the uber-est word, I'm telling ya...)

because i wont feel the pain for 3 weeks... and if i can make someone happy, well, then ill make them happy

Well well well aren't you the generous one.

3 weeks? Why 3 weeks...now i am confused...

because im slow, pain from my battered body wont reach.. my... uh... thing in my...uhh... head... umm..

LoL

Well you will have to wait until tomorrow for me to beat you because I have to sign off now.

Ta ta.

ok, i can wait