the quote that started it all
--submitted by co-dealer/founder Queen of Hearts:

Whenever I play solitaire I play for world peace. Cuz otherwise it's a meaningless waste of time and I hate to waste my time. So I up the stakes. Make it interesting. Every move I make can be the difference between global harmony and nuclear annihilation. The fate of all mankind hinges on whether I go with the seven of spades or the jack of hearts. It's very intense. I sit there for hours sometimes planning my strategy. I have meetings with imaginary generals and military advisors. I take lengthy breaks to the patio, or, as I like to call it, Camp David. I can't tell you how many times I've blown up the world. It really pisses me off. I mean, not to sound like Miss America or nothing, but I'm all about the world peace. And when those cards fall into place and I disarm all them nukes and establish the Pax Tatsuya and usher in the Golden Age of Peace and Prosperity, I rejoice with all humanity and then move on to Minesweeper. Which, of course, I play for the rain forests. -Tatsuya Ishida


are you a serious solitaire player? are you just a regular solitaire player that thinks this is a fun way to make it interesting? do you just think our name is bitchin and want to join?

well then we compell you to join us!!

i, ace of spades, co-dealer/founder of the humanitarian solitarians welcome any and all to join our cause..

you will be granted membership with a card name like meself and the queen of hearts...

You'll aslo get a toaster. Ye-ah. We wield that power...

wow...toaster and everything...

can i join...? please...?

which playing card do you wish to be?

seven of diamonds? of course, if that's not already taken...

you are the first non founding member...seven of diamonds it is

you're now the seven of diamonds humanitarian solitarian

/me nods, thank you...

i am the ............. queen of diamonds. yes. (i still say, i kick my @$$ at solitaire) *harhar*

actually darling e-spouse you should be the queen of spades being that i be the ace of spades, but whatever you chose is fine with meself..i am not a tyranting e-spouse

i dub thee queen of "your choice" humanitarian solitarian

queen of spades it is. black is better anyway.

All hail Tatsuya! Huzzah!

thank ya luv...i dub thee queen of spades humanitarian solitarian...


oh and by the way that is how it should be in your sig if you add things like that in your sig...
like me luvs would be 'i am the queen of spades humanitarian solitarian'

(not to be anal or anything )

you're not anal..................i don't think.

Could I be the jack of asses?

the jack of asses?..


i'll have to consult the queen of hearts

definately the jack but the asses is questionable

Ohhhh... come on...

i dub you "the jack of all asses of clubs humanitarian solitarian"

is that good for you logic?

Yeeehaaa!

LoL. Omnipotent jackass power...

Yes... I have the power!

me wishes to be the 11 of spades....

hahaha...there isn't an 11...but as you wish


and i see you more of a heart or a diamond because you are precious like that...but that's my opinion

hmm....yes....i c....than i wish to be the
Mistress 11 of Spadehearts
doth thou grant thee this request oh ambiguous one?

p.s. i kno there isnt an 11....

An eleven is a jack. If you've an ass, I have power over you.

an 11 is not a jack,its an 11 and i choose to be an 11 so deal!
and i have a very nice ass thank u very much...lol...

I'm sure you do...
But seriously, an eleven is the equivalent of a jack in such games as blackjack.

And besides, I'm the jack of all asses of clubs. Trump is spades, so I'm the left bower, the second most powerful card in Euchre.

how about the jack of hearts (or the 11)

since logic is the jack of clubs and the keeper of the asses

nah i like being 11 and i dont wish to be kept by logic i is me own mistress 11 of spade hearts

so be it

i dub thee "the mistress 11 of spadehearts humanitarian solitarian"


logic is the keeper of all asses below me, me e-spouse and the queen of hearts

i haven't decided what powers everyone shall get yet, but i'm working on that..or even if we will have powers

gah!!!

i am an orignal so i am not owned!

heh heh heh

i is me own mistress 11!

i changed it to keeper...read my post again

I'm okay with everything as long as I get my own personal army of asses. Preferably armed with clubs, as a sort of visual pun.

hahaha...sounds good to me, but you must still submit to the ace and queen...


it's funny no one wants to be a king ...

oooh and i want me own court of representatives and a jester!!

you're personal assistant as a jester you are deemed to have

and you must find this jester own your own...

however i am afraid i cannot deem you to have your own court of representatives

everyone belongs to my court of representatives

hmmmm....perhaps as least a small senate?


well i dont need a jester if i down have a court which is understandable....

everyone must become a member!!!

i have 6 minions...so can the be my senate?
they taste like strawberries if ya wanna have a bite of mine!