hmph. so many people seem to want to make poor innocent penguins explode and such, so here is a place where penguins can be discussed kindly without any violence whatsoever.

oooo and we can post links to cute penguin pics. hehe.

*links arms with candice and says sum protestish words*

if you r outraged(or not) by the penguin poking,join arms with us.. we're taking those sick ppl out!

whos with me?!

*crickets chirping*

i said whos with me?!?

..no one cares do they....

*sings*

Oh save the penguins!
What did they ever do to you?
Oh save the penguins!
Even in they make a delicious stew!

the prince of penguins knows cute penguins

THERE WILL BE NO HARM IN ANY WAY TO PENGUINS! OR ELSE THERE WILL BE ANGRY PMS FOLLOWED BY ME SITTING HERE AND DOING NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

of COURSE they care, kid!

everyone loves penguins!

and they don't make delicious stew, jaq. well, they might, but no one really knows. they are so adorable that no one has the heart to try and eat them. no one is that cruel. nope, no one.

then they wil be followed by me dragging cheeze over to kick your hiney!!

whos with me?!!?!

geeze...y bother....

Hey! I didn't mean to promote violence against penguins!

*sniffle* Prince Aries is sorry, can you ever forgive him?

They do make a delicious stew, but I'd never never ever eat a penguin. Again.

i will forgive you, when you get on your webcam in a penguin suit screaming that you love penguins....

*puts out arm*

come on prince..this is the march to prevent the legalization of marajuana....*meets candice's glare*..er...and to save the penguins

we forgive ya

well of course i can forgive ya!

i just wanted to make a thread where penguins would be safe

jaq...don't make me put you in a stew!

jaq's friend jicama put me in a stew.. and im a penguin....

Cheese you have this unhealthy obsession with gettin me on cam

I'll do if I can find a penguin suit and a truck load of booze

........

that was dangerously close to calling me candy. this is not a good thing. i hate the names candy, candi, candie, and any other variation thereof. if i am called that i may sprout wings like LGG and shoot you with a fireball.

....that'd be cool, wouldn't it?

anyhow, YAY PENGUINS! *waddles around in a penguin outfit*

But I'm not a penguin! Besides, I'm tough and gamey and old. I wouldn't make a very good tasting stew at all. Nope never.

Wait...you want to *prevent* the legalization of marijuana? Wha?

*tastes jaq*

hmm...needs oinion salt but truthfully you taste quite good...

and candice..i didnt mean to butcher the spelling of your name..my key board sucks...like penguin poachers...they suck!!!

*tastes jaq and calms down*

so?



good good... all according to plan.... <dodgy eyes>

*falls over laughing at Jaq* My impression myself. Indeed.

*EDIT* Forum Brother......*laughs* If it helps I have booze coming to me here in a few minutes *laughs* Almost time for another chat *laughs*

pshaw. you would make a lovely stew, jaq. just need to break out my tenderizing mallet thingamabob.

why is everyone so against penguins? *sniffle*....what'd they ever do to you?

Aw, thanks man. you should tell that to my.....never mind.


Wait. You just took a bite out of me!

*pauses...then runs about bleeding and screaming*

i got messed up...i meant prevent legalization of penguins and save the marajuana..sry for the confusion...

i want to save penguins, but it is fun to poke them...

i know my evilish twin.i know its fun..but look at them...small and defensless..you poking and poking htem....

*cries*

good to know you have changed you ways... kidvicious, you too, are a penguin...

*tear*

i owe it to the cute pix u posted...so..cute.....
and the poking!!no!!

*cries*

but theyre safe here..

*hugs penguins*

thanx cheese..

good to know you think your own kind is cute...

*pokes Cheese in the head* I'm sorry too cheese....but it's still fun to poke you

ya penguins are cute...so cute...

im going to name these one after the kids!

<pokes prince aries in the eye>

how do you like it, human?

Hate crime!! Hate crime!! Discrimination!! My rights are being infringed!! My precious space bubble!! *sniffs*


*laughs*

<pokes prince aries until he blows up>

im getting tired... blow up already....

meh...cheese i think we've made our point...

dont poke what may bite back....

You know cheese...I could REALLY be taking this out of context....be glad I'm not...or wait....did I?


I knew you wanted to touch it *laughs*

<hugs prince aries> the horniest brother i ever had... <poke poke poke>

*tackles cheese in a ball of Aries lovin'*

And how DARE you say that...you're the one saying these naughty things and corrupting my innocent youth, cheese

your older then i am... how am i corrupting YOUR youth?

Point.


I mean wait.....don't change the subject on ME boy!!

lol...cheese i told u not to touch ¿it?....

but u did anyay...

tisk tisk tisk...

lol.... u know u liked it...

whose changing the subject? you are.. your changing the subject to me changing the subject....

*laughs* We're having flashbacks to last night already

YAY!!!

for the recor,i didnt touch it...

Cheese did. We all heard it.

lol....
i better go put that in his thread...

"by the way..cheese touched it"

ahem! i reapeat: NO PENGUIN VIOLENCE geez!

and now...a public service announcement.

every year, many penguin chicks under the age of one are kicked out of the nest by their parents when it is discovered they are smoking kelp. these poor little chicks often are led astray by seals and otters and the like, and end up posing for dirty magazines, selling their bodies for kelp, or "acting" in dirty movies. your donation to pengy help inc. can help end penguin chick porn and prostitution forever. with your help, pengy help inc. can clean up the mean streets of antarctica and get our penguin chicks back in school where they belong! please make all checks payable to Ms. Calandra Frimblewitz.

thank you, that is all.

you're right cand you have way too much time on your hands......just kidding that was great!

lol no i do have too much time on my hands...

i wish that was originally my idea. my friend todd used to crack me up when he'd start saying somethin similar to that about kitten porn..lol.

i pledge 50 dollars!

lol..that was heelarious!

good show///

i pledge a fistful of cracker jack. go penguins!