Assumption 1: After death, your soul is reincarnated into any object.

What would it be?



Me, I quite fancy being a sheep. Easy life innit? Born, suckle, sleep, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, shag, eat, sleep, chop, eaten. No stress, there. And no difficult decisions, you just do what all the other sheep do, which largely consists of eating and sleeping, and the occasional shag. Call me shallow if you will.

If not a sheep, then a ladies bicycle seat. Now you can call me shallow.

An object, eh?

Ermm... I'll be an Artificial Intelligence. Or a Harry Potter book =D

penguin... no need to explain it... or a bastard sword...

i wanna be reincarnated as one of kim deal's basses...

i think you can make you own assumptions from there

hummmm let's see

i don't think i'd want to be an animal, cause if you aren't getting eaten, you're killing and eating something else..and that's icky. i'll eat meat, but i don't wanna kill it myself. eww.

but an object...nowww let's see here! i think that i would like to be a ferris wheel. i don't know why..lol...i'm scared of ferris wheels as they are much too high for me.

hm... thats a hard one... but definitely batman. definitely. or maybe a tennis racket... hm....

When I was little, I used to say that I was a bird in a past life, because I have always had frequent dreams about flying, and that I will be reincarnated as a Siamese (or other) cat in a future life, because I have a lot of traits and mannerisms that resembled my Siamese (and other) cats.

I still think I would really like to be reincarnated as a cat in a future life, especially if my humyn companion was anything like me (I spoil and love my kitties).

But if I were reincarnated as ANY OBJECT, hmmmm... I think it would be nice to be a tree -- it would be so nice and peaceful to live in a forest with all that quietness and distance from humyn life (ideally). Otherwise, I have no more ideas here...

I would like to be reincarnated as a syuu, or a weasel.

I like this topic lots for believeing in the idea and theory of reincarnation, I just hope I've been good enough not to become a table leg or some other odd object.

i'd like to come back as a particularly resiliant physical virus. or a maggot in someone's coffin. or maybie as a bear in a national park, who does'nt steal pic-a-nic baskets but instead rips the head off pic-a-nic pattrons. (i'm in an angry mood today, as you may have noticed )

id like to be a butterfly or a rainbow faerie

so i could start tidal waves or gouge put eyes with my faerie wand

Well I was gonna say a cat, cos they have such a great life...

But I'm now thinkin of rhinoceros, cos I could really use the thick skin right now...

And you'd always have the horn!

rhinocerosai (?) are sensitive souls really ...

for why dost thee need think skin? everyone loves the leo!

LOL!

Thanks Jon... I needed that!

Are they? Hmmmm, that figures...

An no, not everyone loves me... the miserable gits I work with don't an I bet after my comments elsewhere this evenin, I've lost a lot of people here too...

*sigh*

I think I'm gonna go to bed... at least I can't do anythin else wrong then...

ooh a tough one, it's either gotta be a pair of thong panties, a bottle of ice cold beer (Stella or Kronenburg) oooor....a Leopard (it's complicated....well...just don't ask)

/me offers up a hug to the leo ... well if tis about the spam thing i think will be ok - people should be able to accept constructive criticism yanno ...

/me accepts hug

Thanks porce... I needed that

kk - I wanna be a kitty again now!

I would wanna be an eagle because i love what it stand for.I believe it stands for freedom and justice. I could look at the world from a bird eye percpective and sour above the clouds. Free from war stress of working,how things are going to work out, just free.

I would like to be reincarnated as someone born into a rich family, preferably one with not too many problems, and filled with open minds.

animal wise.......a llama or a cat........llama's get to spit on people and don't have to worry about being eaten yet, and cats are smart and independant.

object wise.......the worlds first re-usable condom!

If I were to be reincarnated, as an object, I would want to be a lava lamp because they are symbols of the 60's that I wish I could go back in time and see.

As for animal Either a Tiger (or a tabby cat of some sort), Amazon Snake or a Firefly because they seem to describe me best. Majestic, endangered, Unique and sometimes dangerous.

As for something mythical, I would want to be watching over my angel.

All in all, as long as I was with my angel I would be happy

reincarnation eh? hrm... a shot glass..i dunno why...hehehe

I want to be reincarnated as a little spider. But I would want to be a clever spider, as to avoid squishing. Or at least be clever/lucky enough to find a house like mine where the young girl doesn't spaz out and kill spiders.

If that didn't work, then I would want to be a guitar in an indie band.

And if THAT didn't work...I would want to be..."a person who won't be named"'s keyboard...Because then he could push all my buttons...mua ha ha ha ha that was wrong...sorry...

you could be like charlotte in charlotte's web...

she was a very clever spider

you could come live at my house I don't kill spiders, in fact i go out of my way to save them when they are drowning in my bathtub.

Lolo, you're better than I am about spiders. I really like spiders and generally don't kill them. Last summer I had some nice, smart, friendly spiders that made some purdy webs in the living room and they stayed there to collect all their dead bugs all summer, and one of them appeared to have babies at some point. But this summer I'm getting stuck with all the stupid spiders who live behind the toilet for two weeks only to end up in the shower (drowning) with me. Stupid spiders, if you go into the shower, you're dead because I can't see you with my fooking glasses off. And just today I found one sitting in my drying rack next to the kitchen sink. If you can picture what a drying rack looks like, then you can imagine how difficult a time I had fishing the spider out from between the thingies in the drying rack (sorry, but I'm not comfortable with the idea of letting a spider live on my drying rack and creep onto my dishes while they're drying), and the idiot ended up legless so I had to kill it. Argg... I'm sorry stupid spider.

I'd come back as a giraffe (I'm pretty short IRL. Hence the name WeeJ)

all I got to say is...WOLF!!

What? The bald guy out of Gladiators?

*shakes head*

Some people are just plain weird.

Galdiators...heey i didn't think of that, it'd be pretty cool to be Jet's joust stick (or leotard) oh yeah

*giggles*
No wolf as in the animal *howls*

i'd wanna be a bear, yup, sleeping in the winter, slowly ambling around looking for food and ripping the head off of someone who messes with me

ooh or i'd be reincarnated as Calvin!!!!

CALVIN ROCKS!

niagra falls..... i would want to come back as niagra falls......... so icould be there having everyone marvel at my beuty... and i would be there for a very long time

I know it sounds weird, but I wanna be a guy in my next life. I'd like to know what goes on in their head and if there's any reasoning to their sick minds...

If I could choose my next incarnation, I would either be a chick, a house cat or a khajiit (cat person), but khajiits don't exist, at least not that we know of in this reality (once again, the fifth demension is reality).

I would come back as a male human. I'm curious as to what it's like to be them. But if i became a girl again, then i would be as cluless as i am now. everything is such a disspointment

if I could pick..I'd be a turtle and hang out in a pool all day. At night I'd go into my shell and play video games or go online whenever I wanted to, maybe read a book when the moonlight is right

I want to be reincarnated as another human being. I want to experience this earth again but definitely in another day and age in the future....Kind of curious as to how that's going to turn out........the future I mean.

hey aries could you make me your turtle pet? you can keep me supplied w/ plenty of turtle foodstuffs and buy me all the newest games and books

unless the world is post-apocalyptic - in that case I'd want to be human cuz quite frankly, nothing is cooler than wandering the earth in a duster/long coat and seeing nothing but ruin before and behind you..

You forgot sunglasses and a nice looking hat (optional on the hat), Shuilong.

Otherwise, you're welcome to be my Turtle familiar.

cool, in return I'll cast all kinds of protection spells on yah
/casts protect II on aries

did you ever play shining force II? In it your character has the chance to save a baby turtle, and while the turtle really really sucks as a baby, when you train it up to the higher levels and promote it, the damned guy totally pizowns...matter of fact I think he could even fly and randomly breath fire for a crit hit..damn some of these game devs are seriously smoking something hardcore

I want to be a chameleon. I would have the lizardly ability to stare at people in a really disconcerting manner for hours at a time, then, when they least expect it.... I would turn purple!

i'd like to be a bird...
they lead a simple life.

But... You already do that...

But... You already do that...

Fair cop!

Currently I can't do it while clinging to random surfaces though. I need little suckers on my feet and hands

I want to come back as a human , I don't mind the gender , I think there are attributes that both have that are awesome, as well as those that really suck mad :edit:

But next time, I want siblings ... that would rock and oh yeah a normal set of parents, yeah that would be nice!

No such thing as normal parents I'm afraid. Siblings aren't too handy either. They break your toys, blame you for things they have done, and always use up the last of the toilet roll without replacing it.

But there is something irreplaceable about the bond between brothers, something I've never come into contact with outside of brother-brother relationships.

Hmm. I wonder if kajiits are born individually or in litters. It would be cool to have some kajiit brothers and sisters in my next life.

I want to come back as a butterfly. Noone ever suspects the butterfly. ::insert evil laugh here::