Bored, bored bored, So thought I'd see what you all reckon to astrology. I'm a Capricorn and am nothing like my traits say I should be, but I do have a belief that the planets affect us in some way, for example the pull of the moon over the tides of the sea, and the fact that a lot of women are linked to the 28 day cycle of the moon. Wot you all fink? Am I bein too serious here????

I wrote the horoscopes for my student newspaper once. It was top fun - I made up the biggest load of testicles, but each one was a craft. They said everything, but meant nothing - It's perhaps the thing I'm most proud of writing-wise.

However, it has to be said, I am the walrus. Goo-goo-g'joob.

there shoulda been an 'all of the above' option

True, horriscopes are pretty wacky, but on a whole you can always find something from nothing... you wouldn't believe what a pile of stones told me just the other day...

That's true, actually, NoName - I wouldn't.

Last time I listened to a pile of rocks, I ended up buying tickets to go and see the All Saints film with Jerry Springer and my trousers full of herring.

If it hadn't been for the herring, it would have been a complete waste of my time.

Bloody rocks...

wow... my rocks only told me to kill certain people... nothing as cruel as seeing jerry Springer...

He kept stealing my popcorn as well.

Bastard.

If Jerry's on your list, I'll lend you the gloves.

(as OJ and Richard 'Killman' Hillman have taught me, every prospective murderer needs gloves...)

a weopon is useful

hey im a capricorn as well but i think astroglogy is crap. sorry

I'm a libra, I'm in two minds over the whole thing...

meh

No sweetie, you think what u wanna think, us capricorns are meant to be really boring and plain lookin, but look at us!!! We love red hair!!!!

LOL!

Yer the least borin an plain Capricorn I ever laid eyes on baby - rarrrrr!

Gemini here.. I cant commit to shiznit.... merrr...

I had an ex who was gemini, he's a little odd but lovely nevertheless

im taurus aparently, wot does that mean? oh im so rubbish at understanding it all......

That about sum's up a Gemini... I have issues.. but at least I have cute issues... : )

Hey Idiot, You are an earth sign like moi, we are meant to be stable, down to earth conservative types. Heh..

Hey ravein - fellow air sign!!

We gots our heads in tha clouds...

ahaaa, hmmm well i am down to earth (when im on my board and stack every 5 mins)

I used to be the best skater girl on the estate where I lived.....Oh to be 9 again

Never had the balance right to skate - balance, libra??? Ah, suit yerselves

Ya couldn't pay me enough to be 9 again.

19 tho - I could go there...

Yeah 19 was pretty cool, I was a full on goth back then, all huge black hair and amphetamines....Lurved Karl McCoy tho, rrwowll

WhooooooOOO?

Erm, Karl McCoy, u know who I mean Leo, pint sized cthulu worshippin neph singer. Or are you just jealous baby??!!!

im with leo, over my head

Oh, THAT Karl McCoy.

*ahem*

How dense of me to think it might've been anyone else...

/me runs away

hahahaha... I would give anything to be 19 again.. it was the only time in my life when everything was right.

Bah. I don't want to be 19. I was a flid then. With seriously bad hair.

9 would be alright - had lots of fun.

But nowhere near as much fun as I'm having right now. Well, not _right_now as I'm at work, but at this time in me life.....

i'm aquarius. good sign, truly awful song.

horoscopes are fun, especially if you read your pet's! but i prefer fortune cookies. random, edible... i got a really good one the other day "you can go ahead with a scheme long under discussion." tell me that ain't cool!

im a pisces... but ive never got anything helpful from astrology...

'Aquarius' by Boards Of Canada is very good, however. It contains the words 'orange' and 'sixtyten', thus securing my vote.

I'm a typical Gemini in many ways, but a typical Taurean in others - such are the joys of being cusp-born. I'm unpredictable and flighty, but also reliable. And I'm not duplicitous like Geminis are supposed to be. I'm a very nice and trustworthy guy...













hahahahaha j/k

No really, I am.

You know, you can add "In bed" to the end of any fortune cookie, and it becomes unusually funny. Yours isn't that good an example, but some of mine seem to just cry for "in bed" to be added...

You can go ahead with a scheme long under discussion in bed....

I think it works better with a slight grammar adjustment...

'You can go ahead with a scheme long under discussion... in bed!'

See. The ellipsis and exclamation mark creates the funny.

Whee!

true, true, that's what I normally do. Hehe, I need to remember to be gramaticly correct when I'm typing. Still can't spell worth ::cough:: though.

gnah! i thought it was just me and my friends that do that! we also have "in prison" and we like to add "betty white says:" at the begining...

i just wish i had a scheme... weeping weeping.

here i am, an aquarius *and* a canadian, and i've never even heard of it! i am jack's shame.

oops... that last quote was all carflugalie...