i'll be your noob,
you just have to find me first, they don't call me the elusive it for nothing.haha

Pity you didn't turn up earlier. I'd've taken you under my wing.

As it is, I have a crazy new life to pursue, and would not be able to provide what a growing noob needs.

Soz, mate...

Sarah the Spider is desperate for a noob.....

Sarah would make a good adopter, too.

It could be a match made in heaven...

ill bid 200 yen, a pack of gum, a box of baking soda, and a lighter for the noob to become my own

<_< what flavour gum is it?

the gum's flavor might be green... but it might not be... mmm... green flavored gum....

Hello. I'm part-house trained and come with my own reversible sedgewick. Adopt me and I promise hours of hilarity as we discover exaclty which part of the house I'm trained in!

k, i'll adopt you (no one said you can't have 2 noobs so don't yell at me ) if you've got any questions about the forum, pm me........ somehow sounded really stupid and annoying...... i'll be leaving now <_<

Actually Gerbil, when Inky set up the n00b adoption agency, he did say one n00b each...



Besides, there's lot of people still looking for n00bs. Wait till your current n00b graduates (mine did! Yeay Idiotface).

yeah 'one would be ideal'. IDEAL, not MANDATORY besides, my first noob's almost graduated (what # of posts do you need to graduate i forgot. 100 right? when you can adopt your own noob?) whatever, if someone wants a noob, there are SOOOO many unadopted noobs that have never posted, just pm/im/email them

the elusive it! has decided to be sarah the spiders noob.
a noobing we will go.......................