well how shallow (or not) are people, or we all filled with hate, or perhaps we are sooooo desperate for someone to be with (for a while at least)........

anything with a pulse.

damn, i'm desperate.

Looks fade an passion dies, then yer left wi someone ya hate... so I guess I'd go wi personality...

Oh, apart from Tara. She soooooooo delish, n'est ce pas??? Not that she not a nice person tho - she's every man's dream woman...

I'm a lucky guy. But then luck comes wi greatness

I have 6 criteria that define the dream woman:

1: Love of bizarre electronic music
2: the ability to juggle
3: the desire to engage in crazy dangerous sports
4: Not mental (i.e. rational more often than not)
5: Not get stressed out by anything
6: Aims to have fun 24:7

You'll not that none of the above points relate to hourglass figures or level of tan.

However, basically, it's me with tits (without the beard, that's the one physical aspect I insist on).

It's also quite depressing in that finding a girl who fits just 2 of those is night on impossible. All 6? *sigh* if only....

....any juggling techo-head skydiving laughing chilled out chicks out there? Thought not.

well i have my basic layout
must be
taller than me
stronger than me
crazier than me
its mean, i know, but hey i can say this and get away with it so why not

I hope for the sake of your happiness that you're not a 7 foot psychotic lumberjack. You never can tell online.

hmmm jonman if i ever find a person suitable ill put you in contact

nope. im only 5 feet tall and im definitly not a lumberjack and i dont think im that physcotic.....

Cheers boss. Watch out for number 4 - it's caught me out on a number of occasions in the past. You think they meet the requirement, then all of a sudden...

*ALAKAZAM* You're living with a total loon who couldn't see logic if it made them a cup of tea and a scone.

Not that I'm bitter *seethe*

2 out of 3 - you'll do OK.

hmmm if you dont mind me sayin that bitterness seems like youve been there before...?

That'll be why I'm bitter. To be fair, it wasn't all that bad, but I felt like I wasted a year of my life when I could have been footloose and fancyfree.

I'm not fussy, really, I'm just specific. Maybe I shouldn't be though....*alone* Bah...

looks like i'm still the only one who isn't exactly fussy...

Is five out of six alright? I'm not too crazy about techno.


I voted hate them all. Agh. You'll end up getting sick of them in the long run, so why not cut to the chase?

i'm not sure you're #4 jaq...

Alright. Granted.

But I'm not crazy like "stabby stabby" I'm more crazy like "Hey! Look what I made out of my belly button lint"

Ohh, speaking of which, that's not a bad idea.

fair 'nuff.

Yeah, you see how you scum.

i see.

holy gulloshes! look at how many posts you've got already!

yeah, i've been working for a good 3 days trying to get anywhere near that...

Wow. I'm not really *trying* to do that. I'm just a freak.

Yay!

waah, not fair...

Yay! You're officially the first person that I made cry on this board!

er..not that I'm proud of that. Nope...

Heh, I think I'll add it to my sig

whoop de doo. you overtake me in posts in a ridiculous amount of time, you make me cry and then you publicise it. i'm doing great tonight...

Ah, if you were in my shoes you'd do the same thing. Wait a second. I'm not wearing shoes...

If it makes you feel better I put it in small letters....

see jaq? nobody likes you!

well i am proud of you both for being new and posting like freaks!
yay! welcome to the club

that's irrelevent. but do you HAVE to but it in bright red type so that everyone can see it? huh?

*sniffs*

Well yeah.

People might not see it if I don't put it in bright red type! You wouldn't want that, would you?

you shouldn't talk.

ouch.

*feels ignored*

Oh, poor girl. Don't worry, I bet no one likes you either.

*cries*

i like you crazi... dont cry

Yup. Along with "no one" I like you too.

yay!

Can I hijack the thread back to its original topic? ~hits it with magic hijacking wand~ I care about what other people think of the person. I'm all about the bragging rights.

i care about if theyre hot and if they have a good personality. why do i give a damn what other people think? it doesnt matter in the long run, really dice!

define long run. I want a good time now. Not that I'm likely to get it, but at least I have goals!! ~grin~

I should add that this has nothing to do with luuuuuuuv, since I have my heart in a jar in the fridge.

Really, you're saving it? I thought you threw it out onto the highway at high speeds when you found it on the bottom of my car floor? Perhaps that was jicama's spleen...

i dont belive in love. (romanticallY) i know that it is just an illusion conveyed by our brains that causes us to stay with one person and have kids. i belive in friendship love, and love and sex are 2 different things. if i am in a relationship with someone, that means they are my friend and i love them as a friend and i also think theyre seksi! yay!!!!!!! i have goals, but they have nothing to do with what other people think. seriously, why do you care? why does their opinion matter?

Those were the furby guts, silly. heh... bona tempora...

seriously, craziness? something to do. also, the looks on their faces is priceless.

i miss good old spleenie...

spleens, furby guts and hearts in jars...

you sound surprized some how. Hmm. I wonder why?

"Love can be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion."
-Javan

Dude! Six for six here!

Shame I'm taken.

And a bloke.

Soz...

...

I'm not that good at juggling, either... But I'm reet good at balancing things on my face!

Anyway, personalities will always win over looks, but my GF is gorgeous as well, so woo! I'm a lucky lucky man!