another unsolvable question like 'why are there potatoes staring at me outside my door wating for me to die?'

potatoes are actually taking over the world, and are completely resistant to smitemasters, thats why we eat them, eat them, or they will kill you!! run!!! ahhh!!! <runs away>

well, my new level says i coulda written a short novel by now so maybe i'll write about the evil potatoes and how we must stop them and OMG THEY'RE HERE! NOOOOOOOO! (sounds of death)

The tree trips and falls and the other trees are bigger, and I guess they must be like the jocks of the forest, because they start laughing and insulting the poor fallen tree and then the big Oak runs off with the pretty Maple cheerleader and the tree that tripped starts crying because it was a Weeping Willow, and nobody understands it really, and it is only depressed all the time because its parents were turned into furniture...

I think I read far too much into this...

mine says i have too much time on my hands... i guess ill use the extra time to kill potatoes, build wombat shrines in the name of mr sb, and ponder the meaning of life

AHHH!!! more potatoes!!!! <runs away>

how'd you guess? you know too much. THEY'RE coming to 'silence' you now

Hey gerbil, you got two n00bs? You are a cheater cheater pumpkin eater. Some people don't have any, and here you are with two...tsk tsk tsk...

yeah, i do own two noobs but i'm not cheating. i checked the thread, it says 'one noob would be ideal'. that doesn't mean i can't get two so i'm not cheating

besides, you've got two anti-noobs (tho you phrase it differently we're still two anti-noobs) so

I still think it's not fair...and what I think is what REALLY counts...for some reason...somewhere...*sigh*

don't be silly cheese, the potatoes are our friends. they're just so transfixed by the twitchy rabid gerbil that they can't help but stare. he's got that train wreck quality about him, ya know?

Agreed. It's like the milk that you find at the back of your fridge that you didn't even know you had. You *know* that it's way past it's expiration date and you *know* that it probably is forming new life but you just can't resist sniffing it. And if it smells really bad, you have to get someone else to smell it. It's the law.

that is so true!

that's one thing that i do not get. how come whenever anyone smells something, ANYTHING bad they make everyone else smell it as well? memories of old pairs of trainers being passed around the room suddenly come flooding back...

humans require conformation from their fellows?

yeah, but you'd think 1 or 2 people is enough. no, everyone in a 3-mile radius has to know exactly how bad their trainer smells...

ok, that's wrong.

Perhaps it's the sheer novelty of the bad smelling shoes.

ex: smells shoes, thinks to self "Wow! I don't think that I've ever smelled anything that was nearly so pungent. It's like the bacteria is making an intelligent effort to win some sort of "Smell bad" competition. Well, if you ask me, they win in my books, but let's consult with some other judges"

Thus the cycle of life continues.

jaq, dats gweat!

it's still scary...watching the reactions of others, just KNOWING that you'll be next...

run away!!!

But the waiting and the watching! That's just the best part! It's like that old saying "getting there is half the fun" Feeling the tension building. Wondering if the other people are making those faces just to psych you out. It's great.

Yeah. I don't get out much.

*pats jaq on head*

Thanks, I needed that.

anytime jaq.

I have to stop posting! This is such a time waster! Gah!

this place is addictive...4 hours just seem to come and go here...

You're telling me. I go out of the shower an hour ago and I still haven't bothered to get dressed yet.

bleah, cleanliness isn't neccesary when you don't leave the house...

I have the solution to all your potato based problems

Vodka imps!! potato's are the only thing the randy little buggers will eat

and i've got *number sensored for safety reasons* of them, and they hungry

but if you release the imps, they'll eat the evil potatoes but then they'll kill and burn and pillage and meh......

hmm yes it does just create another problem doesn't it.

but i have just introduced the smiting technologies imp controll chip™ handy little device all imp's will now be implanted he he he

now i can have hellish gerbil minions, gerbilfromhellvodkaimplegions (or hangover the fairy legions), AND vodka imp legions. they can do the burning and pillaging for me. WHEEEEEE!

but isnt burning and pillaging fun? crazy gerbil...

yeah, but i can't burn and pillage everything at the same time. they help with the burning and pillaging, i still burn and pillage cause it's fun

you make time for the burning and pillaging and smiting and crushing and squising and controlling and subjecating and killing and flogging and flossing

flossing? lol i doubt a gerbilfromhell cares about gum disease

he does when his teeth fall out and his gums turn black and his brain shrinks to the size of dubya's then tries to run for political office ....

lol but that's gerbils. gerbilsfromhell have evolved to be immune to diseases

no they havent

I agree no imunity for you.

? you can't decide what gerbilsfromhell can do. i created them, only i know their mad squeaky powers

I know more about all.

sure, that's what the all say

i disected to last friday

*BUMP*


This thread is an excellent ode to more enlightened times. Spam is rife, the craic is good, and the very first post takes his own pole COMPLETELY off topic ...

ty Gerbil, Cheese, Sarah, Jaq, Jicama, Debs, LoD, Prez.

I couldn't agree more.

well the answer varies depending on what the definition of sound is. If you mean the sound waves, the physical vibrations in the air, then it obviously does make a sound, however if you are defining sound as something which is heard, or vibrates an ear-drum, then with no one around it does not make a sound.
I prefer the first definition, therefore I think that it does make a sound.

now onto the real question... if barbies so popular why do you have to buy her freinds???