lmao! all of these are from the worst pick up line thread:
from saucy_tara:
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.....Fertilised???"
from simply,I'm a spastic:
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dude i got the cheesiest,pretty much most perverted line-
*guy-do you know the difference between a sandwhich and my {erm...male genitals...lol...im censoring it..don't want to get into trouble now, do i? - cand}?
*girl-no...................
*guy-wanna come on a picnic then??
from lo:
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Want to go f*** behind the porta poties?
from spuglet:
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'hi, you can call me fred flintstone, because im going to make your bed rock'
from smallsam:
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“I'm the love pirate and I’m here to get your booty! Arghhhhh…”
-- oh dear lord lmao that 1 is my favorite
from gerbil:
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my magic watch says you're not wearing any panties. o, wait, it's an hour fast
from debaser:
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Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
aaand from me cause i didn't see it anywhere else in the thread:
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i lost my teddy bear. will you sleep with me?
