QUOTE (oobunnie @ Dec 19 2003, 07:05 PM)
I dont think I got any sort of a lashing. You cheated me Jon.
Oh, well, please bless me with your infinite forgiveness for my craven sin.
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I've been too happy in recent months to correctly form the vitriolic verbal-bile necessary to dole out soul-crushing insults of ineffable might.
Fortunately for you, I've had an amazingly crappy past day, and my bile levels are such that I'm positively brimming with spiteful insight.
So I suggest that you retreat back into the pocked and scaborous husk that you call your head, as were I to unleash the full brunt of my insult-glands, a pitiful and pathetic mortal such as yourself would no doubt be crushed like a cheating husband on Dr Phil, which is probably where you rightly belong on a program titled "even cockroaches flee from me in disgust".Disclaimer
: seeing as this thread has been inactive for some months, it's only right to point out to any new readers that in fact, I'm a lovely person who doesn't mean any nasty things that are said in this thread, which itself is meant as a karmic and social balancer, to ensure that anyone who's not been insulted of late can be insulted and ridiculed in a safe and controlled environment. Today's insult is brought to you by the letter P, and the number 12.