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simply,I'm a spastic
i'm not saying your all sex-mad beasts who are obsessed with breasts,its just im curious-can anyone explain what they fidn so fascinating?and if you don't like boobs,which other parts do you find irresistable?
Mingtea
It's one of those questions that will never be answered.
They're great!
Tarantio
-puts on priestly garments, falls into sofa and gets very drunk-

ARSE!

hee hee... good old father jack...
wolfbane
I've never been able to understand why guys like breasts either. I asked my boyf and he was like 'it's because I haven't got them', but I haven't got a penis and I'm not obssessed with his...

Very strange.
CommieBastard
I love breasts. Why? I don't know. They look nice, feel nice, taste nice. They're just nice. My theory is, it's evolution. Back in days of yore, us men looked for child-bearing qualities in our women. Larger breasts meant they were more likely to be better at breastfeeding the young.
My other theory is the Freudian one, that we still haven't gotten over our first taste.
Either way, and I think I speak for all men (except the gay ones), I love breasts. Yay for breasts.
VVes
...boobs...Freud would say it's the memory of mummy latent in the male psyche<?>

...technically speaking they were placed there to mimic the butt, so, if you like butt u like boobs, which ..ahem .. I do very much thank you!

It's all in the mind , Girls read Cosmo, Boys read Penthouse... smile.gif
Jonman
It's purely instinct - hence why none of us can explain it. Here's a reason I read a while back in some clever publication:

Large breasts => ability to feed many babies => ability to send your genes marching on down through the ages

Which is what we're genetically, and instinctively programmed to find attractive. So we're not all sex-crazed beasts by choice, you see.
Righteous
I'm a boob guy. I'm not sure why and frankly I don't care. I just like breasts. Psychologically, I think it has something to do with breastfeeding when we were babies, but in any case I love boobs. I also love the following: Backs, stomachs, asses, thighs and necks. Those all turn me on.
Jonman
Oh yeah, and I forget to mention the way they bounce. That's bloody ace, that is.
Righteous
Oh, God, yes. Bouncing. And how soft they are...I love falling asleep on a good pair.
leopold
erm... I think everyone covered every point there...

I think boobs are aesthetically an tactilly (is that a word?) marvellous! By that, I mean they look an feel great wink.gif laugh.gif

I think women are more visually appealin generally, but I definitely prefer a rounder figure... I saw this chick the other day, she was definitely well-rounded in an hourglass kinda way, an she wore this really tight tee... Couldn't take me eyes off her (which pissed the missus off a tad!!)

I dunno, skinny chicks jus don't do it fer me...
MisMatched33
They're just fatty tissue ...
hinsley
yes i like mine. happy.gif
cheese is funny
well... i believe, that its some sorta thing with guys wanting what they cant have... ya, know... they want to see/feel/taste/whatever them... but they cant... <shrugs> i really dun know...
LoLo
Boobs are wonderful. I know I'm not a guy, but still they are. I may spout off hating my boobs because of the back problems they cause, oh and when the nipples get sensitive, but truth is despite the problems I love my boobs.

They are soft, and cushy, they make great pillows, they can stretch out a nice shirt when the right size. (personally at my thinnest I can wear no smaller than a large because of mine.)

I remember how jealous my ex got of my kitten for using mine for pillows. They were his pillows.

Pros and Cons of boobs from a womans perspective:

Pro : They get you attention
Con : Sometimes it's hard to get a man to look you in the eye when you got em

Pro : they're soft and cushy and make great pillows
Con : they are heavy as hell when larger

Pro : they feed babys
Con : they stretch out t-shirts

Don't mind me I'm a rambling woman!
hinsley
all your pro's and cons dont apply to me, i do NOT have big breasts. sometimes i want bigger ones, sometimes i am happy.

today i am currently happy with them. lol
LoLo
QUOTE (hinsley @ Jul 29 2003, 10:08 PM)
all your pro's and cons dont apply to me, i do NOT have big breasts. sometimes i want bigger ones, sometimes i am happy.

today i am currently happy with them. lol

I should restate it then.....pros and cons from a woman with large breasts.
Prince Aries
Apparently for a gay male, I have a strange desire to play with my friends breasts. Just ask Jadestorm. People take this as a sign I'm a closet Hetero. No, they're just bouncy and fun. They make me giggle like a japanese school girl. What can I say? Maybe it really is a Freudian thing as mentioned before, therefore even gay males such as myself can be amused for hours. *shrug* Who knows.

And of course now people are going think I'm a pervert happy.gif
jadestorm
yes but aries your just strange lol...youre not the only gay man who likes breastesses....lol smile.gif
WeeJ
Boobs look feminine. I think I woman that looks femanine looks sexy. And I don't mean dressed head to toe in Barbie pink.
{Gothic Angel}
My boy says "its not something that can be explained, they're just nice"

We may never know why...
Mata
I've had a woman complain to me that I wasn't looking at her breasts! Apparently she's very proud of them and likes the attention so was annoyed when I continued to look her in the face when she was talking!
{Gothic Angel}
Thats not necissarily true for every girl though...

I like my b/fs face it would be nice to see it once in a while...
wolfbane
I'm kinda with Lo on the pros/cons thing. Mine are just too big and they really bug me. My boyf seems quite happy with them, but then he's a guy.

Thing is if you've ever done horse-riding and you've tried to do sitting trot without wearing a really good sports bra, and you have big boobs, it's really, really uncomfortable. And it sucks.
Righteous
My friend Serena is really, really, really skinny and has triple Ds. It's kind of weird, but, all in all, really cool. They're so damn soft, too. I almost fell asleep on them once, standing up and everything.
CommieBastard
QUOTE (Mata @ Jul 30 2003, 02:26 PM)
I've had a woman complain to me that I wasn't looking at her breasts! Apparently she's very proud of them and likes the attention so was annoyed when I continued to look her in the face when she was talking!

blink.gif That's some crazy edit.
Righteous
My friend Laurel has some nice boobs. They're like Ds or DDs. They have nice form and everything. My friend Ashley has nice boobs too. They're like CCs or Ds. I'm not quite sure. In any case, she's hot and her boobs are great. Same goes for Laurel, well, that is until she cut her beautiful, long hair off and went completely butch. She still has a nice rack.
VVes
QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Jul 30 2003, 07:33 AM)
Apparently for a gay male, I have a strange desire to play with my friends breasts. Just ask Jadestorm. People take this as a sign I'm a closet Hetero. No, they're just bouncy and fun. They make me giggle like a japanese school girl. What can I say? Maybe it really is a Freudian thing as mentioned before, therefore even gay males such as myself can be amused for hours. *shrug* Who knows.

And of course now people are going think I'm a pervert happy.gif

Funny, I was going to ask that , I have my answer!!! Thanks!! ...smile.gif
espresso_bean
i'm completely straight......and i love women's breasts.....my own included. comfy hand-rests. prince aries...you are not a pervert. ......are you?
VVes
Boys love toys, think about it , they bounce, they feel good , u can sleep on them, satisfy your taste buds...etc etc.

It's the ultimate toy!!!

(.)(.)
{Gothic Angel}
I dont object to guys liking them.

I do object when they forget they are actually attatched to my body and they are actually kinda sensitive.
VVes
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Jul 30 2003, 07:09 PM)
I dont object to guys liking them.

I do object when they forget they are actually attatched to my body and they are actually kinda sensitive.

You have my full attention and I'm not even looking at your... oh wait a sec, that defeated the whole point didn't it? ^.^
{Gothic Angel}
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simply,I'm a spastic
i'd just like to point out that i didn't post this topic to create a feminist uproar (so lets all try and get along and play nice tongue.gif ) it's just i've wanted big boobs all my life,and have always envied the slightly "better endowed" ladies-now that i've finally sprung a decent pair of my own (36C BABY YEAH!) they're a pain in the damn ass!yeah they look nice and i'm happy i gots em,but i am getting a rather scary amount of looks from a number of equally scary men-but,my lad loves em,so that's good enough for me smile.gif
espresso_bean
well, i am not that well endowed. 36 b here. a bit smaller. hmph. well, i still enjoy mine. perfect hand rests when i'm sleeping.....all round and stuff.

*yawn* what a quiet afternoon.
simply,I'm a spastic
lol yeah,and blokes love falling asleep on em-i have to admit,they are good handrests-like how u can balance drink cans on your belly when your pregnant! tongue.gif
VVes
QUOTE (simply @ I'm a spastic,Jul 30 2003, 09:42 PM)
lol yeah,and blokes love falling asleep on em-i have to admit,they are good handrests-like how u can balance drink cans on your belly when your pregnant! tongue.gif

Ohhh! I have been elightened!!!

Well, also in case you need to be rescued from a fire or the high seas, they are great for getting a grip on you , or a floatation device???? <size dependant I suppose)

.... ok, so far, they are a great errogenous zone, they are playful toys, terrrific ergonomic hand rests and rescue facilitators, man, I may pay up for breast implants myself?, their quite versatile little buggers... nah, I'm just fine as a guy...hehehe...


:: by the way , do girls name their boobs???::
espresso_bean
hmm....yes. "lefty" and "righty" lol. no...i don't think so. they're a pair. no indivual names.....i don't think.

QUOTE
by the way , do girls name their boobs?
LoLo
QUOTE (VVes @ Jul 30 2003, 02:25 PM)
:: by the way , do girls name their boobs???::

My ex bf named my boobs. He was very creative and named them the girls or the sisters. Lefty and righty were a joke. Mr Fuzzy on the forums renamed them after two types of spread in the uk that are like vegimite but I forget what they are called. Anyways Leo owns the rights to the right one and Syuu owns the rights to the left so I guess they get to decide the names now.

Basically the answer is yeah, some girls do name their boobs.
Tarantio
was one flora?
Righteous
My brother Rick named his girlfriend's boobs. I think he named one Clyde.
monkey_called_narth
id think it be interesting to have somone name my boobs... righteous....
Righteous
Well, considering I've never seen them IRL, I have yet to be able to name them.
Righteous
I just found out that Rick named his girlfriend's boobs Ike and Clyde. Ike is a rebel and Clyde is the sentimental type, at least he says so.
VVes
I wanna name somebodys boobs!!!



...hehehe
NummyNums
you can name my boobs.. hehehe
VVes
QUOTE (NummyNums @ Jul 31 2003, 08:41 PM)
you can name my boobs.. hehehe

ok...I hereby christen Nummy's boobs::: Aidan and Nadia::... for right and left respectively...pours champagne over them...

::Aidan is Nadia backwords...btw::
NummyNums
woo hooo champagne... yeah my boobs are awesome
simply,I'm a spastic
i remain unloved and un-named sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif
VVes
QUOTE (simply @ I'm a spastic,Jul 31 2003, 09:04 PM)
i remain unloved and un-named  sad.gif  sad.gif  sad.gif  sad.gif

I can , if you wish?

...heheh gets banned for this i bet???
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