simply,I'm a spastic
Jul 29 2003, 08:57 PM
i'm not saying your all sex-mad beasts who are obsessed with breasts,its just im curious-can anyone explain what they fidn so fascinating?and if you don't like boobs,which other parts do you find irresistable?
Mingtea
Jul 29 2003, 08:59 PM
It's one of those questions that will never be answered.
They're great!
Tarantio
Jul 29 2003, 09:00 PM
-puts on priestly garments, falls into sofa and gets very drunk-
ARSE!
hee hee... good old father jack...
wolfbane
Jul 29 2003, 09:01 PM
I've never been able to understand why guys like breasts either. I asked my boyf and he was like 'it's because I haven't got them', but I haven't got a penis and I'm not obssessed with his...
Very strange.
CommieBastard
Jul 29 2003, 09:05 PM
I love breasts. Why? I don't know. They look nice, feel nice, taste nice. They're just nice. My theory is, it's evolution. Back in days of yore, us men looked for child-bearing qualities in our women. Larger breasts meant they were more likely to be better at breastfeeding the young.
My other theory is the Freudian one, that we still haven't gotten over our first taste.
Either way, and I think I speak for all men (except the gay ones), I love breasts. Yay for breasts.
VVes
Jul 29 2003, 09:10 PM
...boobs...Freud would say it's the memory of mummy latent in the male psyche<?>
...technically speaking they were placed there to mimic the butt, so, if you like butt u like boobs, which ..ahem .. I do very much thank you!
It's all in the mind , Girls read Cosmo, Boys read Penthouse...
Jonman
Jul 29 2003, 09:13 PM
It's purely instinct - hence why none of us can explain it. Here's a reason I read a while back in some clever publication:
Large breasts => ability to feed many babies => ability to send your genes marching on down through the ages
Which is what we're genetically, and instinctively programmed to find attractive. So we're not all sex-crazed beasts by choice, you see.
Righteous
Jul 29 2003, 09:14 PM
I'm a boob guy. I'm not sure why and frankly I don't care. I just like breasts. Psychologically, I think it has something to do with breastfeeding when we were babies, but in any case I love boobs. I also love the following: Backs, stomachs, asses, thighs and necks. Those all turn me on.
Jonman
Jul 29 2003, 09:14 PM
Oh yeah, and I forget to mention the way they bounce. That's bloody ace, that is.
Righteous
Jul 29 2003, 09:20 PM
Oh, God, yes. Bouncing. And how soft they are...I love falling asleep on a good pair.
leopold
Jul 29 2003, 09:42 PM
erm... I think everyone covered every point there...
I think boobs are aesthetically an tactilly (is that a word?) marvellous! By that, I mean they look an feel great

I think women are more visually appealin generally, but I definitely prefer a rounder figure... I saw this chick the other day, she was definitely well-rounded in an hourglass kinda way, an she wore this really tight tee... Couldn't take me eyes off her (which pissed the missus off a tad!!)
I dunno, skinny chicks jus don't do it fer me...
MisMatched33
Jul 30 2003, 03:00 AM
They're just fatty tissue ...
hinsley
Jul 30 2003, 03:09 AM
yes i like mine.
cheese is funny
Jul 30 2003, 03:16 AM
well... i believe, that its some sorta thing with guys wanting what they cant have... ya, know... they want to see/feel/taste/whatever them... but they cant... <shrugs> i really dun know...
LoLo
Jul 30 2003, 04:58 AM
Boobs are wonderful. I know I'm not a guy, but still they are. I may spout off hating my boobs because of the back problems they cause, oh and when the nipples get sensitive, but truth is despite the problems I love my boobs.
They are soft, and cushy, they make great pillows, they can stretch out a nice shirt when the right size. (personally at my thinnest I can wear no smaller than a large because of mine.)
I remember how jealous my ex got of my kitten for using mine for pillows. They were his pillows.
Pros and Cons of boobs from a womans perspective:
Pro : They get you attention
Con : Sometimes it's hard to get a man to look you in the eye when you got em
Pro : they're soft and cushy and make great pillows
Con : they are heavy as hell when larger
Pro : they feed babys
Con : they stretch out t-shirts
Don't mind me I'm a rambling woman!
hinsley
Jul 30 2003, 05:08 AM
all your pro's and cons dont apply to me, i do NOT have big breasts. sometimes i want bigger ones, sometimes i am happy.
today i am currently happy with them. lol
LoLo
Jul 30 2003, 05:20 AM
QUOTE (hinsley @ Jul 29 2003, 10:08 PM)
all your pro's and cons dont apply to me, i do NOT have big breasts. sometimes i want bigger ones, sometimes i am happy.
today i am currently happy with them. lol
I should restate it then.....pros and cons from a woman with large breasts.
Prince Aries
Jul 30 2003, 06:33 AM
Apparently for a gay male, I have a strange desire to play with my friends breasts. Just ask Jadestorm. People take this as a sign I'm a closet Hetero. No, they're just bouncy and fun. They make me giggle like a japanese school girl. What can I say? Maybe it really is a Freudian thing as mentioned before, therefore even gay males such as myself can be amused for hours. *shrug* Who knows.
And of course now people are going think I'm a pervert
jadestorm
Jul 30 2003, 06:35 AM
yes but aries your just strange lol...youre not the only gay man who likes breastesses....lol
WeeJ
Jul 30 2003, 08:21 AM
Boobs look feminine. I think I woman that looks femanine looks sexy. And I don't mean dressed head to toe in Barbie pink.
{Gothic Angel}
Jul 30 2003, 12:18 PM
My boy says "its not something that can be explained, they're just nice"
We may never know why...
Mata
Jul 30 2003, 01:26 PM
I've had a woman complain to me that I wasn't looking at her breasts! Apparently she's very proud of them and likes the attention so was annoyed when I continued to look her in the face when she was talking!
{Gothic Angel}
Jul 30 2003, 01:33 PM
Thats not necissarily true for every girl though...
I like my b/fs face it would be nice to see it once in a while...
wolfbane
Jul 30 2003, 04:07 PM
I'm kinda with Lo on the pros/cons thing. Mine are just too big and they really bug me. My boyf seems quite happy with them, but then he's a guy.
Thing is if you've ever done horse-riding and you've tried to do sitting trot without wearing a really good sports bra, and you have big boobs, it's really, really uncomfortable. And it sucks.
Righteous
Jul 30 2003, 04:15 PM
My friend Serena is really, really, really skinny and has triple Ds. It's kind of weird, but, all in all, really cool. They're so damn soft, too. I almost fell asleep on them once, standing up and everything.
CommieBastard
Jul 30 2003, 04:25 PM
QUOTE (Mata @ Jul 30 2003, 02:26 PM)
I've had a woman complain to me that I wasn't looking at her breasts! Apparently she's very proud of them and likes the attention so was annoyed when I continued to look her in the face when she was talking!

That's some crazy
edit.
Righteous
Jul 30 2003, 04:32 PM
My friend Laurel has some nice boobs. They're like Ds or DDs. They have nice form and everything. My friend Ashley has nice boobs too. They're like CCs or Ds. I'm not quite sure. In any case, she's hot and her boobs are great. Same goes for Laurel, well, that is until she cut her beautiful, long hair off and went completely butch. She still has a nice rack.
VVes
Jul 30 2003, 05:49 PM
QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Jul 30 2003, 07:33 AM)
Apparently for a gay male, I have a strange desire to play with my friends breasts. Just ask Jadestorm. People take this as a sign I'm a closet Hetero. No, they're just bouncy and fun. They make me giggle like a japanese school girl. What can I say? Maybe it really is a Freudian thing as mentioned before, therefore even gay males such as myself can be amused for hours. *shrug* Who knows.
And of course now people are going think I'm a pervert

Funny, I was going to ask that , I have my answer!!! Thanks!! ...
espresso_bean
Jul 30 2003, 05:58 PM
i'm completely straight......and i love women's breasts.....my own included. comfy hand-rests. prince aries...you are not a pervert. ......are you?
VVes
Jul 30 2003, 06:08 PM
Boys love toys, think about it , they bounce, they feel good , u can sleep on them, satisfy your taste buds...etc etc.
It's the ultimate toy!!!
(.)(.)
{Gothic Angel}
Jul 30 2003, 06:09 PM
I dont object to guys liking them.
I do object when they forget they are actually attatched to my body and they are actually kinda sensitive.
VVes
Jul 30 2003, 06:14 PM
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Jul 30 2003, 07:09 PM)
I dont object to guys liking them.
I do object when they forget they are actually attatched to my body and they are actually kinda sensitive.
You have my full attention and I'm not even looking at your... oh wait a sec, that defeated the whole point didn't it? ^.^
{Gothic Angel}
Jul 30 2003, 06:15 PM
simply,I'm a spastic
Jul 30 2003, 07:31 PM
i'd just like to point out that i didn't post this topic to create a feminist uproar (so lets all try and get along and play nice

) it's just i've wanted big boobs all my life,and have always envied the slightly "better endowed" ladies-now that i've finally sprung a decent pair of my own (36C BABY YEAH!) they're a pain in the damn ass!yeah they look nice and i'm happy i gots em,but i am getting a rather scary amount of looks from a number of equally scary men-but,my lad loves em,so that's good enough for me
espresso_bean
Jul 30 2003, 08:40 PM
well, i am not that well endowed. 36 b here. a bit smaller. hmph. well, i still enjoy mine. perfect hand rests when i'm sleeping.....all round and stuff.
*yawn* what a quiet afternoon.
simply,I'm a spastic
Jul 30 2003, 08:42 PM
lol yeah,and blokes love falling asleep on em-i have to admit,they are good handrests-like how u can balance drink cans on your belly when your pregnant!
VVes
Jul 30 2003, 09:25 PM
QUOTE (simply @ I'm a spastic,Jul 30 2003, 09:42 PM)
lol yeah,and blokes love falling asleep on em-i have to admit,they are good handrests-like how u can balance drink cans on your belly when your pregnant!

Ohhh! I have been elightened!!!
Well, also in case you need to be rescued from a fire or the high seas, they are great for getting a grip on you , or a floatation device???? <size dependant I suppose)
.... ok, so far, they are a great errogenous zone, they are playful toys, terrrific ergonomic hand rests and rescue facilitators, man, I may pay up for breast implants myself?, their quite versatile little buggers... nah, I'm just fine as a guy...hehehe...:: by the way , do girls name their boobs???::
espresso_bean
Jul 30 2003, 09:50 PM
hmm....yes. "lefty" and "righty" lol. no...i don't think so. they're a pair. no indivual names.....i don't think.
QUOTE
by the way , do girls name their boobs?
LoLo
Jul 31 2003, 02:10 AM
QUOTE (VVes @ Jul 30 2003, 02:25 PM)
:: by the way , do girls name their boobs???::
My ex bf named my boobs. He was very creative and named them the girls or the sisters. Lefty and righty were a joke. Mr Fuzzy on the forums renamed them after two types of spread in the uk that are like vegimite but I forget what they are called. Anyways Leo owns the rights to the right one and Syuu owns the rights to the left so I guess they get to decide the names now.
Basically the answer is yeah, some girls do name their boobs.
Tarantio
Jul 31 2003, 02:13 AM
was one flora?
Righteous
Jul 31 2003, 02:43 AM
My brother Rick named his girlfriend's boobs. I think he named one Clyde.
monkey_called_narth
Jul 31 2003, 02:49 AM
id think it be interesting to have somone name my boobs... righteous....
Righteous
Jul 31 2003, 03:12 AM
Well, considering I've never seen them IRL, I have yet to be able to name them.
Righteous
Jul 31 2003, 03:14 AM
I just found out that Rick named his girlfriend's boobs Ike and Clyde. Ike is a rebel and Clyde is the sentimental type, at least he says so.
VVes
Jul 31 2003, 07:30 PM
I wanna name somebodys boobs!!!
...hehehe
NummyNums
Jul 31 2003, 07:41 PM
you can name my boobs.. hehehe
VVes
Jul 31 2003, 07:59 PM
QUOTE (NummyNums @ Jul 31 2003, 08:41 PM)
you can name my boobs.. hehehe
ok...I hereby christen Nummy's boobs:::
Aidan and
Nadia::... for right and left respectively...pours champagne over them...
::Aidan is Nadia backwords...btw::
NummyNums
Jul 31 2003, 08:01 PM
woo hooo champagne... yeah my boobs are awesome
simply,I'm a spastic
Jul 31 2003, 08:04 PM
VVes
Jul 31 2003, 08:26 PM
QUOTE (simply @ I'm a spastic,Jul 31 2003, 09:04 PM)
I can , if you wish? ...heheh gets banned for this i bet???
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