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Sarah the Spider
Some silly girl who looks a lot like me and even sounds like me started this thread...Jebus she's dim...thinking that this site was real...What a ninny...
{Gothic Angel}
I got sent it. Its sick
espresso_bean
wow. i didn't believe it until i saw..........oh my word. i don't like cat's, and i'm not a terribly sensitive person.....but that was the saddest thing i've seen in a long time.
MistressAlti
I've seen the site many times before...

Honestly, I believe it's a (sick-minded) creative person with a talent for Photoshop. Really. No doubt the site's been seen by governmental agencies by now. It's been around for a looooooong time and has changed very little, and that suggests to me that it's only a joke.

A very sick joke, but still a joke.
Debaser
was thinking, this CAN NOT be for real...
oobunnie
A worte a little something for there guest book. I done think it will get posted though. I dont even know what to say. That has got to be one of the sickest things I've ever seen. One day I am go to hunt people that are cruel to animals. pffft. friggin weirdos. I swear if I saw one of those in someones house I would probably mawl them and steal the poor cat. No wait not probably, I would do.
CommieBastard
This just confirms my view of the world. I'm sickened.
{Gothic Angel}
Joke or no joke this is one of the most sick things i ever saw.

If its a joke the guy/girl should be in an asylum.

If not they better pray i never meet them.
NummyNums
i started to cry......... im still kinda crying.. how could they do that...... how .. how could they............ i........... *runs out of thread* sad.gif
porcelainwarrior
um shocked ... that is sick ... i didnt look at the page you need to ask to see ... the rest was bad enough ... the pics with the kid *sob* it was just sick ...

im going to hide my cat in my room in case they come looking for more victims ...
NummyNums
I think someone should e-mail the webmaster under where you can order supplys.. and see if they get a reply.. e-mail and act all interested and see if the guy actually lets you attempt to order stuff
porcelainwarrior
im gona do it!

/me goes into bandit mode ph34r.gif
simply,I'm a spastic
i'm going to check this out just so i can report it to my band of anti-animal-cruelty supporters,when we choose to dislike someone,they know about it.
NummyNums
cool porc... if you get an e-mail back from them.. post it
porcelainwarrior
damn right i will.... someone help! im not good at talking like a sick kitten torturing freak ...
simply,I'm a spastic
THE SICK,TWISTED,MANIPULATIVE F*****G ASSHOLES,THEY SHOULD BE SHOT,HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO INNOCENT DEFENCELESS ANIMALS,THEY'RE ALL MAD,F*****G SICKOS NEED A GOOD SHOT TO THE FOREHEAD I WOULD ENJOY NOTHING MORE THAN GOUGING OUT THE EYEBALLS OF EVERYONE WHO ENJOYS THAT SICK SHIT WITH A SPOON HOW CAN THEY DO THIS?WHY HAVEN'T THEY BEEN STOPPED?HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE WITH THEMSELVES IS BEYOND ME
NummyNums
alright sya something.. i think your idea is geniouse... i was wondering how do i go about ordering the supplys need to do this.
porcelainwarrior
ok ... and you know what? only yesterday i got offered a chance to get a kitten from this guy at my work whos cat had ... y'know ... kittens ... i feel compelled to save them all now ...
Tarantio
er...
Tarantio
wow. first time i saw it i laughed my EDITing ass off... i like kitties probably more than the average guy, but it was seriously one of the funniest things ive seen. of course its a damn sick joke. doing that for real gets u jail sentences.

however, its controversy is something u have to have come to expect. theres FAR worse on the net out there, and this was obviously meant in good humour. sick good humour, but good humour nontheless. censorship issues abound, but if your as desensitised (i was gonna say mature, but thats definitely wrong...) as i am then u can see thru sick acts and such and see the humour behind them. hey theres a helluva lot worse things people have done to me and ive laughed at them.

i guess its just a matter of seeing the funny side.
Jaq
I thought it was funny. A little weird yeah, but funny! It's a joke people. I'm an animal person too, but I know a joke when I see it. They're not actually harming kittens or puppies or any other animal. They're just being weird.

Oh by the way did you know they used to do that to children? It's true. And that's sad.
simply,I'm a spastic
i too have sent their webmaster a little something-i'm hoping for a reply:

You people really are taking the p**s-you class these manipulated animals as a product?I can understand that if you happen to be Asian or whatever culture it is that agrees with this twisted form of "art" you respect these practices.But still,please see that tradition or not,this is inhumane torture-i don't give a damn whether you try to enforce correct usage of the BonsaiKitty method,whatever you do causes much discomfort to the animal,how would you like to be stuffed into a jar and have your body contorted into a manner of twisted shapes?I would also like to ask what happens to the kittens waste?Is it to live both in the confines of a jar AND in its own filth?And i would like to ask whether there is any point in your feeding these animals through tubes,why don't you just let them starve while your at it?I'm sure the animal would rather die than spend another day confined to a jar.How can you people do this?These are living animals-not pieces of pottery or paintings,but living breathing animals which should not be subjected to this kind of torture regardless of what tradition says!It is unimagineable what pain these animals must go through in order to satisfy your sick needs-how are they expected to live a normal life,when their bodies have been contorted into twisted shapes to satisfy your needs for "entertainment"?
I don't care what you say to me about "we have the liscensing" or whatever else you come up with,YOU CAN'T GET LISCENSING FOR TORTURING INNOCENT ANIMALS IN JARS,i will be promptly reporting you to the police,the SPCA,the RSPCA and many animal protection societies.I hope they haul your twisted self into the nut-house and let me deal with you.

Am looking forward to your reply-

P.S-my name is CERI MAY-i do not wish to remain unnamed for my own protection,i do not take part in this sick form of torture-you people must know that what you're doing is wrong,or you would not wish to have your identities protected-please admit that it is worng,it is sick,and you are hated for it.please rethink before taking part in this sick activity.i hoped that as man evolved from being primative,cannibalistic animals,we would move on and live in a peaceful world-obviously not all of us evolved.
IrishGuy
Yeah, this is a joke website...there's no way any of this is possible...I'd like to ask him how he got his cat to pose for all of those pictures.

Even tho I lurve kitties too.

Don't hit me
espresso_bean
yo. irish...thought you were dissapearing.

oh, and cats are uber flexible. they can squeeze through tight spaces without having any issues. under fences...under doors even. (my cat did that once.....freaked me out) so getting it to pose is not a big deal.
IrishGuy
i have free kittens for those who feel like coming to my house and getting them

check it again, i'm weird esspresso
VVes
ok...let me put you all at ease, it's a fake site with a lot of sight gags, no chimicals were actually ever used on these animals , and ...those kittens were no more in that glass or bowl or whatever for more than a few clicks for the pix to be taken, the entire premise can be sickening, however, it did raise the question of ancient practices in other countries other than the western society.

Dead give away , most of the email domains are non-existant or for adult sites...don't ask... hehe


And , no after careful inspection of the pix, they are real kittens and real glass shapes, but believe no harm could possibly have been done to them.

Very creative though...I'll hand him that...
cheese is funny
whether it be a joke or not... thats horrid stuff...
Sarah the Spider
Even being a joke...how many idiots with a fish tank are going to try to cram Fluffy into it?
simply,I'm a spastic
i don't think anyone could have a sense of humour that sick.

whether u guys think its a joke or not,im certainly not laughing. dry.gif
VVes
Well, In Korea they eats dogs, and India doesn't eat cows, so why is one wrong and one silly?

"Sickness" is relative, a bludgened baby seal IS sick, a kitten inside a fishbowl , please...people were killed in a war and were worried about some guy that posts relatively harmless pictures on the net with kittens in glass objects?

...I think we should rethink our priorities in life...???

You know in the scope of the big picture? Anyway all life is important but not if human life is lessened to a degree less than whatever is in our environment then what is human life worth over all???

ok, I'll get off my soapbox now and leave you if you want me to...
NummyNums
i dont knwo what to say .. wow wes your right...... so right.... *huggelz* your my hero
simply,I'm a spastic
VVes i get the feeling u dont respect my views and opinions here-u may treat it as a joke and think i'm stupid for even caring about it but this is something i believe in.whether its a joke or not i just dont agree with it.
VVes
QUOTE (simply @ I'm a spastic,Jul 31 2003, 09:27 PM)
VVes i get the feeling u dont respect my views and opinions here-u may treat it as a joke and think i'm stupid for even caring about it but this is something i believe in.whether its a joke or not i just dont agree with it.

I respected your opinion, can you respect mine? It was after a random thought? aren't thoughts an opinion? smile.gif
simply,I'm a spastic
sorry,didnt realise u meant no harm-i just got the impression that u were mocking my opinion-

its been a loooooooong day
VVes
QUOTE (simply @ I'm a spastic,Jul 31 2003, 09:39 PM)
sorry,didnt realise u meant no harm-i just got the impression that u were mocking my opinion-

its been a loooooooong day

it's ok , we're all entitled!!!

::giving the MODS a run for their money today::
kidvicious2punk
i found out about it a while back....

i cried so friggen hard and i held my cat for a long time...i wrote them a nasty letter....
elf
OMFG... I'm sick, and now I feel SICKER... that is DISGUSTING... Animal abuse... It's ... it's... it's ... INHUMANE!
VVes
QUOTE (elf @ Jul 31 2003, 10:32 PM)
OMFG... I'm sick, and now I feel SICKER... that is DISGUSTING... Animal abuse... It's ... it's... it's ... INHUMANE!

Human abuse much worse!!! ack we dont have a protective society against disabled humans , and they are placed in friggin closets and not fed properly and they sit in their own poop in in unairconditioned houses with other poor disabled souls... ::nods:: where have the human worth gone??? kittens in fishbowls vs humans in closets ...tell me whats INHUMANE now???


::picket signs:: ~.^
MistressAlti
QUOTE (VVes @ Jul 31 2003, 04:08 PM)
::giving the MODS a run for their money today::

/me kicks VVes around a bit for his irreverance

Bad VVes. Respect the mods and the other forumites.

Though I'll have to echo you on that last post - humans are living in horrible conditions as we post here... which, to me, seems like a highly important cause in and of itself... and depending on how you view humans, probably more important...
IrishGuy
Wow, you guys have made me realize how much life sucks.....
Rattgirl
just for verification...someone showed me that site a few years ago. It really is a joke. It really is just doctored photographs (and I guess, in a couple cases (from what I was told) donated already-deceased cats for 'realism')

It's the same as www.manbeef.com (not sure if it's still up but it, too, is a joke)

agreed, it is disgusting, especially considering I"m sure there are a couple people out there who tried it after seeing the site and that's just WRONG.

I also agree that unfortunately, some people have a very twisted sense of humor and it's their right to express it, no matter how sickening.
Sir Psycho Sexy
well for a moment i thought it was stick a kitten in a small plant pot and snip bits off it to make an interesting shape.... i'm sure its a joke, a letter of....well complaint doesn't quite cover it, in any case they offered to send a free sample of a bonsai kitty.....that to me suggests its a joke.

This is comedy at its very darkest, i wasn't sure whether to be sad or laugh....i was mostly sad so i looked at the picture of nummy's little hedgehog (that sounds odd....) which made me happier....then i started wondering if it'd fit in a milk bottle.....then i stopped......


i think these sites should have disclaimers saying they're fake though, i found a site like this that was opposed to masterbation....i'm not sure if it was a joke or not but it was funny to read laugh.gif
Spacehappy
Thanks all i knew paying a vist here would be a good idea, that's the best laugh i've had in ages laugh.gif
VVes
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Aug 1 2003, 05:51 AM)
Wow, you guys have made me realize how much life sucks.....

Nah, life doesn't suck, it just bites at ya sometimes...to remind you that you're alive!!!

So, save the kittens, safe the humans...save the planet...Hail the queen!!! all is good and in good things you shall see worth!!!

...um, damn , can we say aspartame????

LOL
{Gothic Angel}
You dont have a cat do you VVes?
Jonman
Jeez Louise.

Do you people believe everything you see online? Deary me. I didn't realise there were so many Daily Mail readers on the forums.
{Gothic Angel}
I dont believe it's real

I do believe its upsetting and you guys need to be a bit more sympathetic

*hugglez her kitten*
VVes
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Aug 1 2003, 05:34 PM)
You dont have a cat do you VVes?

No. I don't ...I lost mine to a pool of anti-freeze. I loved him very much. and I was devasted for days even now I swear I see him walking up to my bed. So, don't go there.

I empathize with you all.

But I firmly stated where my life priorities are and why I think this is taking up too much of your attention ... an opinion.-

Simple enough?
Sarah the Spider
I'm sorry. I'm a freaking moron and thought it was real, so I started this stupid mess.

unsure.gif

My apologies...God I feel really stupid though...
IrishGuy
Don't feel stupid, you shouldn't. Leave the stupidity to professionals like me:D
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