as did i ... i didnt say anything cause i love weej and i dont care how badly she spelled porcelainwarrior

/me gives the rings

Here you go...

*hits play button* *Tape player says: "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me Iave got no soul to sell Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything Help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else-" *turns off tape player* oops, that's Liz's tape... I'll do it manually. "You are now e-married!"

I can't help my typoing, my fingers are too fat and keep mashing the keys

*gasp* LOGIC MY WORD!!!!!!!!!!

erm thanks logicman ,.... *gives gothic a ring and welds it to her finger

youre never getting away!

Awww its ok WeeJ we forgive ya

I'll say

*Slips ring on2 porces finger*

As if i would want to!!

Erm... sorry about the tape thing... see, it belonged to my e-wife, and I must have brought it by mistake...

so, when do we get drunk and throw up in their honor?

HA!

I now pronounce you officially E-married...you may now snog the bride...er....brideS

*smooch!*

PARTY!

Kickass wedding, guys. Wish I'd been there.

Yeah--sorry i missed it. Seeing as i've never actually been to a wedding, it would have been nice. But whoever Logicman is gonna marry next i'll be there, probably.