ok! welcome ye all to the wedding of us ... magenta and little nell ... party hats and suspenders can be found on the table on your left - take your seats and try to to keep it clean(ish)

onward!

Anonymous guest who looks like, but isn't, Dr Scott, signing in!

no no no!!! youre meant to be doing the vows now!


PANIC!!!!!!!!!

Vows? Whaddaya mean?

gah ... look at the engagement thread ...

/me hurries up to the side of the altar in a tuxedo with the rings....

ok - we need someone for vows please!

*Turns up trailing sequins... *

*puts on sparkely hat*

Im here ^^

Wait... you want me to do the vows? Er... okay, but I haven't seen the movie, so it probly won't be on-theme.

its ok! just think transexual aliens who like to have sex and make people with gold pants to have sex with ...

umm... ok.. this movie sounds interesting

ok... can do. *thinks that* *hair stands up on end* Yeeek! Well, I think I can do it... I've been through quite a few vows in my day... but please don't throw things if I screw up...

Not until im totally pissed, promise

*throws away her rotton vegetables* awww....

ok i promise ... weej just showed up - she says she'll do vows if you dont want to

So, will we be spamming the thread for a while, or will we get started for once?

Oh, and I'll do it... but how bout you hook her up to a two-way radio system so she can tell me what to say if I screw it?

It seems that everyone who needs to be here is, so maybe we needn't spam for this once.

right logicman - if you wana do vows is ok or you wana be anonymous again?

brides - porce and gothic
best man - sun
maid of honour - kidvish
flowergirls - edwardlover and nummy


lets go - everyone else fix selves out

/me stands up in her fishnet tights and pinny

Vow giver/preistess here

Ready when you guys are...

I'LL BE GOOD, YOU'LL SEE! TAKE THIS DREAM AWAAAAAY!

No, I'm vow person! You're cue card girl!

gah ok .... i dont know just go for it!

lets try it with two sets of vows

just go for it!








*makes a mad dash for altar

im here..i hope i didnt miss anything...i was donating blood again...

because i love the pain...oh yes pain is good.../me humps sumthin

/me hums at the alter

*Dashes down aisle after porce, twists ankle on heels, gets up and makes it to the alter, once again trailing sequins*

Fine... in the interest of keeping porce sane, WeeJ shall be vow person, and I'll be anonymous guest again.

i love you logicman and you can be the registrar person ok?

what do I do?

Hello you two. Ready?

Write it down officially that were married

Okay.

oh yes i do love weddings i do....

/humps people in pew

Ready as ill ever be

/me runs into pew, hoping I didn't miss my chance.

right....feather duster in hand...

We stand here today, rose tints our world and keeps us safe from our trouble and pain....
Marriage is a holy Matazone sacrildge and we gather here to celibrate the joining of these two groovy people.

Porce, repeat after me...

I, Porcelainwarrier, do take thee, Gothic Angel, to love and to cherish, to post or not to post, to PM and to love, honour and time warp with for as long as I shall live.

/runs off with logic after leaving a gift for the wedding pplz

Hey, here's a tip to all the people who keep leaving and coming back to see new posts. HIT THE REFRESH BUTTON!

/me lays out gold throne with red cushion and a picture of dayan on .... he shall be here in memory ...

now on with the show!

I, Porcelainwarrier, do take thee, Gothic Angel, to love and to cherish, to post or not to post, to PM and to love, honour and time warp with for as long as I shall live.


*smooch*

*sits quietly*

One moment...

/me quickly speaks into microphone attached to old tape player.

Okay, when you guys are married, hit the play button, okay?

Oh, as she's now sitting quietly, never mind.

*smooch*

yaay

/presses play

dun press play! you didnt vow yet! and the rings silly pudding head!

I never wait

weej had refreash issues the wedding shall continue onward ... kidvish - stop humping the chair

Ok...gothic Angel...repeat after me...

I, Gothic Angel, do take thee, Porcelainwarrior, to love and to cherish, to post or not to post, to PM and to love, honour and time warp with for as long as I shall live.

I, Gothic Angel, do take thee, Porcelainwarrior, to love and to cherish, to post or not to post, to PM and to love, honour and time warp with for as long as I shall live.

Cos i wub her!

Maybe you should throw something about typos in the vows, especially when typing a spouse's name, eh WeeJ?

Lol i copy pasted it!

Ok...you may now exhange rings...and do the cool little Riff Raff/Magenta hands together thing

Pssst....SunTsu....you're cue mate...