shes sitting on my knee

she thinks leo's pic is spiffy

actually she thinks its "bee-yoo-ti-furl"

aww...i love the baby...

Awwwwwww *does the squealing thing all girls do when they see cute ickle babies*

aww she is dead sweet...she has big brown eyes and curly hair and shes wearing a pink dress and aww.......

and shes babbling in farsi - that makes her even more cuterer

/me has warped this into a baby appreciation thread

must stop!

I wanna baby now

*Steals her m8s new baby*

meh!

She likes me pic? Oh crap, she's got some lousy taste in blokes already!!!

Now stop lovin the baby an start lovin me instead!

/me turfs the rugrat off porce's lap an hugs her

Lmao why not just love E_L1200 instead?

*editstirs...*

aww ok...

tosses baby to one side and hugs the leo muchly

/me glares at angel

Not nice, dear... not nice... I may hafta think twice about huggin ya in the future...

/me smiles sweetly at porce

Awwwwwww, love ya too, hon

/me huggles porce

gah...i just got dayan to tell me how to burn cds...then i closed the chat window...and i forgot to log the conversation!

argh!

help!

Lmao

Wot r u like?

Heh, nice goin, porce honey!

Burnin CDs... now if he said anythin about matches, it's prolly safest that ya didn't save it anyways!!

Reminds me, I gotta remember how me mate told me to copy DVDs... must install software...

deeply not bright...

gah......

am converting the files to mp3...is that right?

he said something about that....

Dont ask me

Seriously dont

*whines*

leo...help........

i love you.....

/me hugs

Ya want me help? What is it yer tryin ta do?

An dun say "burn a CD", cos that's slapworthy!! Not that I'd slap ya or anythin, but it's not reet helpful...

ok ... im using dBpowerAMP

and i got them into mp3 format but now i gots to make em go on the disc...

so - how me do?

dost thee know?

erm... depends on what software yer usin to burn 'em to CD. Unless ya have Nero, I'm stumped...

gah - what?

he told me this was easy...

its ok i'll work it out...

Well, assumin they are all the same, ya need to create an audio disc if ya want to be able to play it in an ordinary CD player. If not, then a data disc will do fine.

Nero = Nero Burning ROM - popular CD burnin software. I never heard o dBpowerAMP before.

It is easy, though... once ya know how ta do it.

ok - i actually understood that!

yay!

/me huggles the leo

ok...when i go into this it has a file called insert audio cd...but how do i create one?

Right... all I can do here is tell ya how Nero does it... Click on "File", then "New" from the menu. A box pops up an asks for what sort ya want. Then ya select "Audio CD".

If yer usin summat else, then have a quick look around for summat like "Burn to CD" or "Create Audio CD" or some such.

damnit! damnit i tell you! damnit!


the ... EDIT ... and the EDIT ... with the ... EDIT


argh!!!!!!!!!

Havin no joy, I take it?

What I could really use is bein within visual range of yer puter... that would help me hugely!

what i could use is a big brick...or a glass of some computer threatening liquid type substance...

*sobs*

Water. That usually works. Or Coke. Or coffee. Me RL buddy is good at that!

I'm guessin that this ain't the best way ta fix the prob yer havin... I dunno what to suggest...

its alright i am a goddess

i worked it out and its burning as we speak!

yay!

and not in a firey way either

YAAAAAYYY!!!!

Guess ya remembered some o what d-man said then!

/me huggles the clever porce

erm ... no ... me resorted to using realone player how sad...oh well it worked...

Always the way... I do that too, stick to what I know. I got Photoshop but I always find PSP easier to work with...

Well, I'm glad yer sorted anyways. I gotta get off fer a while an do some stuff I've been puttin off fer ages. See ya later, porce, my sweet

/me hugs an kisses porce

ok ... i hatre this

it stopped and spat the cd out- only got one track on and wont let me put rest on now... gah...

/me wonders how porce got on wi her CD burnin drama

It's been jolly quiet in 'ere fer a few days now. I wonder where the lovely porce went to?

her comp died...again...geez, i have no idea how she wears them out so damn quickly...

Gah!! I think I might hafta go up there an make her a bulletproof one!

hello!

my computer is still dead but the wily porce went back to the internet place with the coffee...

yay!

/me uberhugs leo to make up for her absence

PORCE!!!!

I missed ya, hon... an I'm not too happy ya can't make the meet either. Sorry about bein late wi the txt message as well, I only noticed it this afternoon. Phone has stoopid screensaver thingummy an unless I see/hear the message come in, I never know...

/me uberhugs porce

lookie lookie!!!


i am being at one with the education ... and in the true and tested tradition of all prefects with free periods i am abusing the school internet for my own desires


i got stared at, i got yelled at, i got irn bru thrown at me...and its only 9.45...im so glad im back here... really i am ...

/me huggeth the leo

Ahhh, the joys of bein a prefect...

I have a prefecty-type role at work... an I get stared at an yelled at too. Lucky they dun throw their drinks though, cos coffee tends to be a tad scaldy...

/me hugs the porce

*sigh*

I'm glad ya can still find yer way on here, even if it's not when I am... Hope ya got the txt okay, I read the thread before about yer mobile phone...

yup i did...and it was all unopened and everything! wow!

she did ask how in hell i knew someone called leopold though (my auntie) damn me for knowing too many lee's, leo's etc...

and...my dads puter (the one that just broke) has that virus that the swiss governemnt got...gah...someone i knows trying to do somthing with it for me...and my own puter is away being fixed as we speak! or as i type...or something...

anyways...i gots to go be a thespian (doing school play as an excuse to avoid other less joyous metting type things with men in white coats)

buhbye!

i love thee!

*hugs*

Heh... we're obviously drawn to ya in some bizarre way, we lee/leo combos!! I'd love ta know how ya got round that question from yer auntie though...

Well, so here we have it. Disjointed nonsense but nonsense all the same. Not the same ya not bein here at the same time, but then I spose it's always gonna be the case till one of us gets yer mum sanctioned or summat... *sigh*

Either that or I take a day off work an pester ya

Enjoy yer thespianage, sweetie

/me gives mega uberhugs to the porce

sanctioned or sectioned?

and for my auntie...i told her you were my imaginary friend inspired by period romantic comedies

yay!

ooooh.....i now rule the school play...i was the only one who was halfway competent so im in charge...of it all!!! the power is already going to my head...

we're doing little shop of horrors now and ooooh...funness of huge evil plants!

yay!

ok...done babbling now...ive been rather hyper today and the librarian is looking at me funny for jumping up and down in my seat...so i'll hush now...

/me huggles the leo most muchly

erm... sectioned... yeah. Sorry, it was a long night, I had weird ISDN stuff in me head (it's the study, yanno) an that bein the least interestin topic of the entire course - not to mention the most bloody awkward to understand - I got all confuzzled.

But not tonight! Tonight has been Frame Relay, which is much easier to get me head round!

kk... I'll shut up about Cisco fer now!!

Porce, honey, it's great that yer in charge of yer school play. I'm really proud of ya An Little Shop is one of the greatest B movies I ever saw! "Feed me, Seymour!!" So who's playin Audrey II then?

/me megauberhugs the porce

If we have a Manc meet, I'm comin up to where ya live an abductin ya. Deal?

Oh, an the excuse? Pure class! I spose if it ever rings an yer name is displayed, mebbe I should answer, "Verily, tis my lady love! What dost thou request of me this evensong?" Either that or "Who the bloody hell is this???"

yay! i shalt be abducted! a-woohoo! (you may have to beat dayan to it though - hes been threatening for too long to be healthy...)

erm...dont know whos playing who yet...but my friend's dad who is one of the techy teachers wants to be the voice of audrey II but we're making a costume like a chinese dragon for when the it gets huge and people eating...

gah...i am bored...we got in the prefects room yesterday but its pants...all last years prefects painted a wall and wrote their names and stuff but the custodians painted over it all

and they keep playing dance music ... im just going to colonise a corner and stay there...

and id comment on your whole cisco babblefest...but i have no idea what youre talking about...

mwah! i love thee minen leo-kins!

*hugs of prefectly doom*

oh my! i cant believe i forgot!

well...actually it isnt all that exciting im just hyper again but ...

i have to write a creative essay for advanced english and i was stuck for names so i stole all you guys!

i have dayan, leo, katii, jennie, aries (whos a girl in the story ... but never mind!) and a mata

mata is the leader dude person

everyone else are freaky teenagers who are trying to take over the world

i may have mata controlling them all with doped cookies and subliminal messages played to them via whale songs in their sleep

i am going to fail english and have fun doing so damnit!

Porce... post that story when yer done, hon... it sounds kinda fun!

Oh dear, that all sounds jolly cat in the hat-ish wi all those "un" words in there...

An I'll easy beat d-man to the abductification of yer good self! Fer a start, I'm 200 miles closer to ya. An I have a car. Oh, an he's all gob an no action, cos he's jus talked about it... an I've got a free Bank Holiday weekend!! So I'll meet ya on the high street about 3:00 tomorrow afternoon...

Damn, jus thought. Ya won't get this till Tuesday now. Oh, arses!

Oh, an thanks fer keepin this alive, sweetie... it's me favouritest thread here by a looooooong way

/me giveth the porce a humungous long weekendly hug

argh!!!!!!!!!!!!

im down the damn high street now damn you and im stuck here all day...and now i have to look round corners with a mirror in case youre waiting for me...argh!!!!!!

damn house of leaves it makes me too damn paranoid (i just bought a copy)

i know - ill just stay in the nice safe place with the computers ... yeah ... thatll work ... any one got a measuring tape?

also ... yay! tis my favouritest too...cause thee art lovely and i know im guaranteed a response to my generally inanity

/me gives leo a humungous hug and goes off to make sure hes not lurking in a corner someplace...

why tuesday? just out of interest...i have school on monday...we dont get the same holidays as you

i may be dead by tuesday...

according to the man driving the taxi i was in last night scottish crowds + placebo = general skulduggery and insanity

and im going with my teachers this is wierd non?

Bah! An there's no way in heck I'm gonna get there fer 3pm now!!! I think yer gonna be safe from me fer a wee bit longer... Not that ya wouldn't be safe with me, oh no, I got "safe" tattooed on me forehead, so I've been told. I've never seen it meself, though, so they might just have been talkin figuratively...

Now I'm wafflin again... Nice to see ya online anyway, sweetie

/me gives porce much snuggles

An stay alive, honey! If only so I can talk to ya in this thread... I'd miss ya if ya weren't here

Oh, an Tuesday cos Monday is August Bank Holiday... no work fer me! YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

/me throws the horrible fiery revenge plan out of the window and instead devises one similar to the castration scene in "fight club"...

Should I be glad that I never saw that film, I wonder??

Meh... you go rescue her if ya want, bud. As long as one of us does...

my leo!

/me pounces and hugs

dont leave yet!
or else!