Did I miss porce again?

Damn damn damn damn DAMN!!!

I was havin a nice day till I came online, too... now it's all gone to shit I think I should go an do summat that'll cheer me up...

im here!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont go! talk to me! ill cheer you up!

YAAAAAYYYY!!!!!

You got any way of chattin to me in IM where ya are? Not a problem if ya don't...

/me huggles porce

yes...yes i do...

ok i think i added you on my msn...i dunno

im gothic_fae_child@hotmail.com if that helps...

And that would be?

Help me out here, I got loads of 'em here!!

see above

You changed yer post, ya cheeky minx!

Porce, it was great to chat with ya today... nice that we were both online at the same time for a change

I think it sucks muchly that ya can't get to the meet, so I'm gonna go grab Dayan an see if we can't roll wi that plan to "abduct" ya!

/me gives porce much huggles

I loveth thee, my porce

i so did not...i had a sticky icky keyboard in that evil place and i had to go fix it maybe...

twas wonderful to speak with thee also!

and...abductification looking more and more fun by the second...hurry up damn you two!

*hugs the leo*

i loveth thee too my dear

Gah! Missed ya...

Porce, as soon as I get me mitts on the Dayster, we'll talk about gettin up there an abuctin ya. We'll get some sorta plan together, then we need ya to tell us where yer gonna be!

Heh... havin that Y key not workin yesterday made fer some odd readin!! Silly Internet cafes, ya think they'd clean the crumbs outta the keebies sometime, wouldn't ya!

/me gives porce much huggage

Love ya muchly, porceikins

i'll be stuck in the endless labyrinths of the evil house that has swallowed me up and is eating me slowly of course!

and the broken key was just spiffy...you should have been around in the morning when i was there...the keyboard i had then had the enter key hanging off and delete wasnt working either ... oh the joys

guess what? i jumped out a moving car yesterday...my mum tried to drag me back in by my hair but i had to escape the ug-bug (also known as frog-bug and, at the time, "oh my god get it away from me!!!!!")

ah...the joys...i also rolled most of the way down a mountain (read big, rocky hill thing ) cause it turns out heather is bouncy and if i trip on it i cant get up again

tra la la

*huggeths the leo into a squeezy paste*

Crimminy!

I think it's fairly safe to say that life as porce is pretty, erm, eventful...

NOO! Dun make me go into the evil house! NOOO!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!! NOOO - Oh wait, what am I sayin? I'm drivin, so I'll be keepin the engine runnin so we can make a speedy getaway... I'll send the debster in!! He can use some of his evil bread as bait...

Anyway, you'll be pleased ta know that Birmingham is largely hill an heather free, so no chances of ya takin a tumble - which might be less fun to watch, granted, but I think yer clumsy enough fer entertainin purposes!

Awww, bless ya porce. I love ya really

/me envelops porce in great huggles

Ooooh, hey, yer goin to see Placebo tonight, aren't ya! Hope it's a great do for ya, sweetie... an if it's not I'll personally give Brian Molko a slap for ya!

Boy, how much do I lurve namedroppin!!

/me gets muchly excited about porce's night out, then gives her a humungous great uberhug

hi! oooh, it was great...right after they came out he started threatening the audience some guy with a laser pen was told to stop it or he'd "kick your f***ing ass" oh the joys,

and also! he tiny! really really really ickle.

and i got elbowed in the head, and my friend had to hold me upright most of the night even though he was being...erm...abused by some boy we've never met, and some woman dropped her keys on my head so i tried to get them for her and she got all bintish cause i couldnt and poured beer on me...so i killed and ate her.

yay! twas fun...yay!

i'll stop now...

yay!

/me huggeth the leo much much muchly

do you know how to look for a concussion?

I'm glad ya had a great night, sweetie! But no, I've no idea how to look fer a concussion...

I hafta say though, I'm startin to think ya could sustain injury if ya were wrapped in cotton wool an bubblewrap, an placed in a room with 6 inch thick cushioned walls... Yer ability to get injured in any situation is nothin short of remarkable

Today at work I got some new toys AND I got the go-ahead to get an ADSL connection when I move offices... it's on the basis that I'll be testin some new networky type stuff, but if I gets an office to meself the chances are I'll be runnin the ole messenger an talkin to a certain accident prone young scottish chick all day...

Sadly, tomorrow I gotta drive to Bristol and back in a day (a nice 360-ish mile round trip) so ya can guess it's an early night fer me tonight. Bah!

/me gives porce some serious huggleisation

ah yes...it is a wonderful skill i have so tis, and i really really can injure myself anywhere anytime...i am the person who, when she cant get the gas ring to light looks into it while clicking the igniter thingie...or the time i jumped too high on a trampoline (a couple of weeks ago) and ended up flying off to one side but i landed on my brother that time...

i wish i was making all this up i ist beink not bright near dangerous things

and yay! new toy thingies...and msn...and...erm...you! yay!

but thats a loooong way to drive...:blink:dun fall asleep or anything dangerousesque ok? even though youve already left and wont see this til you're back or reading it in the big cybercafe in the sky...

/me hugs sniffs and waves a white hanky at leo

i was overcome by your departure and the fact that i just remembered you are my imaginary friend from the 18th century...mock me not!

leeeeoooooo!!!!!!!

come baaaaaack!!!!!!

i finally get online at night and youre not here!

argh!

i came to glenrothes for you...do you know how scary the YMCA on a wednesday night is?

gah...grr...etc...

*hugs*

come back soon or else

Oh noooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Sorry bout that honeypie... I didn't leave Bristol till after 6:30pm, an I didn't get home till 10:00! It was a crappy awful day where nothin worked like it should've done, an in the end we did a quick an dirty fix which I coulda done over the phone... GAH!!!!

An on top o that, I missed me dear ickle porce. GAAHHH!!!!

I won't be on tonight either, cos I'm off out wi me RL buds fer the night. So, prolly best not to go to scary places to get online then, cos ya won't see me... (unless ya wanna get online anyway, of course )

But I still loves ya, sweetie

its alright i forgive thee i emded up having a big long conversation with all the funny stoner skater people about LGG and mr SB cause they were talking about the cartoons on mtv2 and they were like "erm...whos the chick whos dad is satan? yanno....with the bunnies..."

whereupon i leapt on them and erm...made friends! yay!

twas spiffy

until one of them fell off their board and it hit me (the board not the person )

i loveth thee!

*hugs*

Oooh, sounds pretty spiffy all right! An one day yer gonna meet the man himself, I hope...

An it's jus typical that the board would hit ya, isn't it! Poor porce... needs much huggles I think...

/me gives porce plenty of muchly needed huggles

Bah... I'm not on tomorrow night either I got home tonight an was reminded that we're out watchin one of our friends play a gig at a place near us... Oh well, should be a good night anyway...

/me huggles porce a bit longer

thats wierd im going to go see my friends band play tonight only ours is in a tiny little pub usually full of old men by the sea...by midnight someones usually drunk enough to be convinced to go for a swim

and those skater peeps are gona be there, watch out for a silvercrow joining cause hes lovely and said he might do soon

tra la la

im the secretary for the school charities committee this year! yay! we're having a sponsored rocky horror halloween night! yay! we didnt want to have a head-in-charge-person so we just have gavin...as a chair...yay!

ok - enough with the babbling i go away now...


/me huggles the leo a lot a lot

Ooooh, how spookefied is that?? Hope yer outin is a good 'un! Mine should be, at least the food'll be great, plus I get to talk to the act afterwards I jus gotta remember not to call him by his real name, or it'd ruin his rockstar credentials a tad. Plus he's playin this gig under a different name anyways, so people dun get him confused with his band...

I shall keep peepers peeled fer newbie skater types who talk wi a scottish accent an refer to thee

Gotta laugh... poor Gavin... bein used as a chair!

My day was crap up to now. I buggered up when I was doin me french lesson (an ended up in there 4 hours sooner than I expected) an spent the rest of the day tryin madly to translate a biiig document from french to english. Ooh la frickin la or what!

I need some huggleisation. An I hope I catch ya sometime this weekend, my sweet...

/me gives porce some serious huggleness

look im here! back in the internet shop/cafe o' doom! only the keyboard works this time! hail!

poor leo for having a bad day

/me huggles and huggelises and hugs and ... erm ... you get the idea ...

so - today - i have done nothing yet - except spend a hellish 90minutes at the town house trying to get my national insurance number (cause i lost it) only to eventually be told that that department is closed today...

so (in all my ragey goodness) i gave them a big lecture about incompetence and why people like them deserve to have people like me yelling at them

and then i went outside and it turns out there was a farmersa market thing on and the hall hgas wierd acoustics and everyone stared at me

so i came to hide here

i hope i see thee soon!

ok - im not going to be around for a couple of days, sorry to make this thread less its usual babbley self but i figure if you see this then thats all that matters cause dayan knows already.

i had to come into school for a bit today but i cant be sociable right now so im going offski henceward for a wee while

sorry

*hugs*

Oh no!! No porce fer a few days!!

Now I'm upset... *snif* How will I cope??

Well, you take yer time, sweetie, I'll still be here when ya get back.

/me gives porce a long long huggle, to tide her over the next coupla days...

ok - im back, with the full use of one hand damn walls getting in my way...

so - my typing shall suck for a while cause my left hand is all strapped up and stuff

tra la la

what have you been up to?

*hugs muchiosly*

Hands in bad shape??? Oh my, me poor porce...

/me huggles the porce muchly

I've not been up to a right lot, really... bit o study, workin, usual stuffs. I had a nice night tonight, mind. Oh, an I got me a couple o t-shirts fer the meet

Sorry this is short, I'm majorly preoccupied an also a weensy bit tired. Jus waitin fer the missus to call an tell me she wants pickin up.

bah...dont worry its my own damn fault for punching a wall

and yay! meet tshirts ... take lots of pics cause me shall be of the not there ...

guess what? cappuchino lollipops taste really really nasty in the morning ewww.....

huggles the leo

also sorry for shortness but i only have one free period today and i need to catch up with this place!

argh! where are you?!?

i havent spoken to you for ages...i miss you damnit and if you dont hurry back soon ill start texting you at random hours and watching you sleep through your computer screen at night damnit!*

leeeeeeeeooooooo - coooooooome baaaaaaaaack or diiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

<doom/>

<sweeps out of thread/>



(this plan has not been thought out properly - please ignore porce's ranting: The Head Doctor FrootLoop Man Supreme)

I've been away doing book learning type things, honeybunch! Hey, and I passed too, so now I can get me that better job I've been after for so long!

I'm still not likely to be on very much though, I'm going through some major crapola right now which isn't making me very good company. You prolly noticed the somewhat restrained use of my usual typing style... it's not really how I feel right now.

well, first of all...well done for your exam passing self...go the leo and all that jazz

*huge hugs* not good that things arent going so well for you right now, i hope everything works out and if at any point you think talking to me might help just remember that i am a foolish teenager and will probably prescribe lollipops so...erm...i probably wont be useful...but i can give you lots of hugs!

*gives more hugs*

/me huggles the porce

Awww, thanks sweetie, I can always use hugs. An lollipops.

I've been very uppy-downy lately. At the mo I'm on a major up, which is where I should be. I've had to endure some crap recently, but I see a light at the end o the tunnel which makes me feel massively happier than I've been in a long while!

So fret not, my sweet, cos I think I'm gonna be okay. Better than okay, in fact...

i found it i found it!!! go me! etc...

That's some nice findage there, honey!

Now all we gotta do is think o summat to talk about...

/me whistles and looks skyward

la la la! erm...well...what did you get and/or do at christmas? i got a digital camera, tons of cds and stuff etc... and then i got in trouble cause i disappeared on dec 17th, came back for christmas eve then disappeared until nighttime on the 1st...oops...too many parties methinketh

all hail my crap conversational skills!

erm... for crimbo I got stressed, stuffed, tired, drunk and a bloody cold! Oh, I did get some pressies, but when ya turn 30 people start to lose their imagination on what to get ya a bit. I did get Matrix Reloaded, but largely cos me partner wants to see it (she bought it for me!!)

And fer New Year we went to Aberdeen. Got a bit washed and blown out, sadly, but had a nice time. And found some snow to play with too - w00t!!