that sounds like all sorts of worrying for why are police helicopters folllowing you?

and your tag is very luvverly if you did it yourself

and my friend is a heathen - he shall be smited! after he tells me i rock and the picture is lovely

and im running out of breathe ...

pauses

breathes

hugs!

I dun think they're followin me, cos they jus left. But it's kinda coincidental...

I like yer style, porce. Get the compliment, THEN kick his arse!! Excellent

An I'm glad ya like the tag I did... all me own work too! Heh, such artistic ability... NOT!

/me huggles porce big time

Now remember... breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out.

hmm ... yeah ... thats some sound advice ya got going on there

i may put his pic on my deviantart account to annoy and humiliate him!

thatd be joyous

did you see sun? he was here then he went away ...

*GLING!*

taa daa!

Ya have a deviantart account? Oooh, where?? Lemme see, I wanna laugh at his expense!!!

Jus like sun that, he comes an goes, flittin in an out of the threads like a butterfly...

/me gives further huggage ta porce

gah - no - i fear mocking of my inability to make up decent names for things

also i only have erm ... five pics in there

and im still messing around with his thing

i have to work out how to take off the horns and glasses i drew on him dont think hed be too chuffed ...

/me ran out of ways to say she is hugging leo a looooooooong time ago - but she giveth him the love anyways!

Porce... I'm so uncreative I'd never notice how good or bad it was anyways... Awwww, well at least let me see the pic before ya remove the, erm, embellishments!

/me is in perpetual huggage wi porce

I'm surprised ya ran out o ways to declare yer huggage though... but jus seein the words is nice too

Flitting like a butterfly, or stinging like a bee?

Yeah, I know thats not how the saying goes.....

gah ... i took them off ... but ill show you the finished thing nowish (in a minuteish) if you like?

its alright ... he only has one hand now though ...

/me ist being huggling the leo AND sun ... cause she has long arms (but not ape-like ) and is nice that way ...

awww, thanks

/hugs

Oooh, yeah... I'd like that

here he is in all his euanny goodness! it isnt that great but its what he asked for so itll do him ...

*hugs for praise *

lol, thats cooel

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! Funky! He'd best like it now, or I'll smite him for ya!

How come I'm the only person in the world who can't do stuff like that wi backgrounds?? I suck

/me huggles porce

^ see, I ran out too, but I figure, meh... as long as I say it...

Ooooh purdy

Angel, do a right-click on the piccy holder, then do "Show Picture". Sometimes deviantart can be a pain...

Edit: Oh, I see ya fixed it...

Lol yea

Id love to claim credit for being clever and fixing a major prob but it just needed refreshing

*sigh*

*feels inept*

Heh... well, ya coulda said nowt an I'd be none the wiser!

Porce seems ta have gone quiet... wonder if this is in any way related ta d-man comin back?

*sigh*

I know i feel lonely too *points to porce in her sig*

Awwwww, no fun

So mebbe we should rename this thread then, huh? "Angel an leo talk nonsense"... has a nice ring to it!

Porce would so kill me if I did that though!

Hehe i would be such an imposter though.. this is only like my 4th post

pooooor porce...

Ah, dun worry 'bout that!

Yeah, poor porce... I'm such a git, changin me allegiance like this!

sorry my lil couson got sick hence me going away


anyone left here?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH DONNIE DARKO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH..*runs away screaming*

Ahhh. that explains that then... I had wondered...

I left cos a bulb blew in the light in this room, an it was a bit dodgy ta say the least. The glass had come away from the metal holder! No wonder it flashed so bright when it went... So I need a new light fittin now cos it seems to have shot the wirin in that one bit. Luckily it has 3 arms, so I can still use it, but I'm not over happy about it...

Plus it uses screw fittins instead o bayonets. I hate screw fits, esp. on this one, cos they work loose...

Anyway, if ya can tear yerself away fer 20 seconds, I got summat for ya!


***HUGS***

*wanders into thread* *gets scared and slowly backs out of thread and runs for the hills*

good day to you leo - my cousin has stopped being sick but i did find her sleeping outside my bedroom door this morning cause she got lost during the night... whatcha got for me? should i be afraid...?

Be not afraid, porce me sweet! What I have is really very pleasant...

Here it is:

/me gives porce a humungous hug an a kiss on the forehead

OK, so I'm affectionate. Sue me!!

Awwwwww, yer poor cous... that sounds really sweet that she slept outside yer door like that...

erm...yeah...laura didnt stand on the baby farzaneh...honest...she'll be fine...when i carried her up i smacked her head off a wall...

/me huggles the leo

yay! aww...go affectuion and soppiness

/me narrowly stares at leo...

/me narrowly stares at porce...

/me wanders out of the thread, muttering something about horrible, fiery vengeance

dayan ... i you bestest really ....

now straighten your face or youll stay like that!

Oh, great! Another chick who plays up ta me, then goes off wi someone else...

Bah!

Wouldn't mind, even me e-wives never seem ta be here either mutter grumble.........

hey! i am leaving neither on of you...so hush yoursleves and be nice!

/me smacks leo and dayan upside o' their respective heads

/me hugs you both

now be nice!

rawr!

/me folds me arms

Nope... Ya love him more than me. You go ta him then... I'll jus curl up in the corner over there an think of someone else ta hit on...

/me sulks in the corner

ok ... thats. it.

/me morphs into battle-mode evil porce and beats leo into submission......






RAWR!!!






ok...if that didnt work im gona stick electrodes in your head and brainwash you...just a warning....

goes off? GOES OFF??? hell, i leave for a WEEK (probably the worst fecking week ever) and come back to you all over my e-wifey? pah...

Gah!! Damn ya an yer battle-mode evil porce! I submit!

/me hugs porce

I jus get upset when I hear those words. I heard that same line over an over while I was in me teens an 20s... *snif* Nobody really loves me...

hey I love you leo...*hugs leo*

Awwww, thanks ed I love ya too. *Hugs*

i love leo...and i love D...and i love everyone! (but not as much as you guys)

and that be that

so there

now return to the babbling nonsense!

/me hugs leo and dayan and ed (for good measure)

Babblin, eh? erm...

HOLY CRAP! Me hard disk jus made a horrid noise! EEEK!! The hardware failure demon's gonna get me!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

/me hides from the despicable hardware failure demon

erm - effectively done...

my lil coz ran out the house onto the road about 5mins ago...i think she wants to selfdestruct...

I guess that explains why she slept outside yer door then... prolly expected ya to step on her or summat! I guess the bash on the noggin was a bonus, huh?

i DID step on her...

damn tiny person!

i can NEVER have kids ... they take too much looking after ...

and she keeps asking "why?"

why do they do that?


WHY?

The experts say it's inquisitiveness, or some such bobbins...

I think kids have several stages, an they are all based on a single noise they make:

ba - baby
no - toddler
why - kid
grunt - early-mid teenager
money - late teenager to early 20s

I missed me vocation, fer sure!

*grunts*

shes three...

shes hit "why" at 18months

i cant take it any more

we're having a barbeque later

should i dangle her over it?

BAD MOMMY!!!

Why not?

Ya could always adopt the Calvin's Dad method of respondin to the why questions though.

*Thinks of suitable example* Ah, yep, got one!

You: "Can you move from there please?"
Her: "Why?"
You: "Because that's on a goblin route, and if you stay there, they'll come and get you!"

To which someone is bound ta shout at ya, but the why thing should stop. An she'll go away an hide fer a bit, with any luck!

An some people think I'd make a great dad! Fools, the lot of 'em!!

you sound like youd be a spiffy dad!

why am i a bad mommy? im a bad cousin is all...not my fault she loves me best and follows me around ...