Well, I guess people are gonna get pretty hacked off wi porce an I hijackin threads willy-nilly, so I thought I'd start one jus fer us to be silly in, an prevent our silliness spreadin out an wreckin any more threads...

Call it a "responsible spammin program"

So then, porce me darlin, anythin ya wanna say?

yay!

now im all scared ... what if ppl come to watch us babble and mock us?

ach well

at least we're not stealing your threads now!

youll all be fed up and bored soon

but itll be too late then ...

youll see ... youll all see ...

*ahem* yes - indeed ...

hello leo my dear

did you know that i am number 27 in the posters league of greatness?

no?

well you do now ...

Ah, it's not like they dun see us doin this stuff anyways!

/me uberhugs porce

Number 27?

w00t!!!!!!!

how true ...

but at leasts its spread out ... now they come specifically to mock us ... not play a game or talk about coffee .... argh!

*hides*

yup im rather pleased i think ... but maybe it means spam too much ... youre like no five or something though so i dun feel too bad

/me hugs leo muchly

no - wait - youre number two

(spammer)

Yeah... I'm a bad, bad person an I post too much...

/me hugs porce muchly

gah - youre not a bad person just a talkative one

and all hail talking!

especially if youre all interesting and wuvvable

like you!

yay!

Awwwwwww, you!

Well, I am when I have someone utterly loveable an yet slightly daft ta chat with... makes it a lot more fun

are you implying that moi is daft?




erm ... well ... fair enough ...

at least you didnt call me insane, or faffle-headed ... yet ...



care for a merry jig good sir?

erm... thought I mentioned that outright... But daft in a nice way, me dear

A merry jig sounds like a top idea, hon! Let's go!

/me grabs leo and beings to spin adn jig round the room

how spacious! i love what youve done with the place!

Why, thankee me dear! It's nowt special really, but it's home

/me continues jiggin wi porce

Oo-er, sounds a bit rude!!!

oh well - no one else actually seems to care about here

are you beginnnig to feel like the embarrasing relatives who are shoved away and left to their own sordid devices? cause i do ...

they shun us

as well they should

</ may the jigging recommence! >

Ah, let 'em anyways... I'm enjoyin meself too much ta care!

Jig jig jig jiggety jig...

Heh, I'm gettin jiggy wit it!!!

dost thee like my ensemble? it all matches dontcha know

i feel special!

"gettin jiggy wit it, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah gettin jiggy wit it"

if you know that song ill be even more ashamed of you than i am of myself

Yeah, lil miss naughty, I believe...

Heh, funny story... I got a Mr Men tie, an I was namin the characters wi me missus, an I pointed to one an said "I dun remember who he is..."

Only Mr Forgetful, wasn't he!!!!!!!

An I'm gonna say I never heard o that song. An I dun even know who Will Smith is

lmao ... its not by will smith you puddin'head

and talking bout ties ... i have the coolest dennis the menace tie ever

oooh - purdy ... i get to wear it to work! and cause of my socks i sometimes wear it to school as well to mock the juniors with its greatness

moo hah hah!!!

*walks into thread wearing a bonnet, and that's it*

I think I walked in on the wrong thread, sorry.

*leaves*

...........

oooh - someone else!

this is ... wierd ..

i feel dirty

get out!!








just kidding prince - stay

have a towel

cover your modesty

*walks back into thread wearing a teddy bear on his.......modesty*

Oi, sorry for the awkwardness there, Porce. I just pop up everywhere you know!

and for this i am glad ... leo is unacceptable quiet

i needs conversingness!

I am polka dot banana bikini.

Sorry porce, hon... got waylaid fer a few mins there...

Dennis the Menace, eh? Cool! Can I borrow??

wow - thats such a coincidence ... my third cousin twice removed is a pinstriped pear bathing suit

small world huh?

erm - ok!

twas my grandads (got him it for christmas) but he was unworthy so i stole it back

An now porce is ignorin me cos I disappeared fer a few mins...

/me cries

no im not!! scroll you silly moogle!

i loves my leo!

/me huggles muchly

Sorry... ya posted before I did... Dammit, I think I'm flaggin now

/me snuggles porce muchly

*frolicks around wearing a bunny suit*

gah ... me also if you mean tiredness.
i fell off my seat while sitting still

now its acceptable when youre dancing on it (dont ask just talk to dayan )

but not when youre sitting still

must

stay

awake

gah!

/me snuggles the leo

nice bunny suit prince ... can i borrow it sometime?

Dancin on chairs, huh? I guess askin d-man ain't an option, he might get jealous of me monopolisin ya like this...

I'm gonna turn in soon, I can't handle the late nights any more

/me snuggles porce

it was a kitchen stool actually

and i told him i was dancing

then he wondered why i went all quiet

then he wondered why i couldnt remember my own name

and he wouldnt be jealous - its his own darned fault for not being in the country

hes coming home tomoroow! i spoke to him last night and been emailing again

i is chuffed

but will not forget thee leo!

cause i love thee!

and g'night if youre heading off

/me snuggles the leo

Well, ya better not forget me, porce, cos I'd be gutted if I was spurned yet again...

me dislikes bein spurned

Love ya too, hon

/me gives porce a great big hug

Night night, sweetie

why me spurn you? me not like that ... ok?

night night blanket blanket

me love you leo!

*hugs*

Well, I've been spurned before, see, an it's not nice... makes me feel all used an stuff... *snif*

So dun be a stranger, k?

Love ya, sweetie

*hugs*

love you too mine puddin'pie

xxx *hug* xxx

Jus thought I'd pop in 'ere an say hi to me beloved porce...

Hiya porce, me darlin

gah - i was here earlier and i just missed ya ...
hi though!

mwah!

/me huggles the leo

GAH!! An now I missed you, too!!

Hey, babes *mwah*

/me huggles porce again

Guess what? It's warm in 'ere, so guess who's not very dressed!!

gah! i gots you now i think!

stay!

or else ... ill unleash my wrath on ya ...

rawr!

Ooooh, porcey wrath, sounds kinda fun!

Yep, ya got me now hon, I'm not goin any place... plus ya can track me down now anyways...

Massive huggles fer you!

/me gives porce massive huggles

I noticed summat... apart from aries, we've had nobody else in here! I guess they're all respectin our privacy, huh?



















Nah, I didn't think so either!

i saw a couple of ppl in here reading but no one posted anything ... i think we scare them - maybe they figure that if they kleave us alone in here we will be vaguely sane and sensical elsewhere? hmmm ... i think we should ask them ...


ooh! i got me photoshop back - i downloaded it to this puter and am making me a tag now yayishness and other such emotional outbursts

huggles for my leo-kins

Yeah, prolly. Askin might be an idea, but I guess they'll all say "Look, spam yer own damn thread an leave ours alone!" Plus I kinda likes it in here, like a private room wi a big window in it...

Oooooh, a luvverly porce tag, eh? Sounds cool

/me huggles porce muchly

yeah i dunno what to make on it though ... i am currently making this thingiemabob for my friend who wants to take over the world - its him and a swirly pattern and the word OBEY

i told him he was ripping off mr SB but he wouldnt listen ... damn heathen!

gah ...

yay! more hugs!

Well, I'd love ta help, but I'm blimmin useless at that sorta stuffs... I did do me own taggie though, an I'm havin a play around see if I can do mesel another one fer when it's time ta change again... I could use some links to cool piccie stuff, cos most avs aren't reet good fer this sorta thing...

Yer friend is a heathen, no mistake. He should be smited!

/me continues to huggle porce

Dagnabbit... I think the police chopper is followin me about again, it seems ta be wherever I am recently...

Turn off your headlights, they'll think you're a ghost car....