Help - Search - Members - Calendar
Full Version: An Honest Question
The Other Side forums - suitable for mature readers! > The Other Side forums > Daft
Hyperion
Okay, I was talking with some male friends about sex stuff, and one said (and I quote)

"Well, ***** doesn't give blowjobs, she says all it does is leave her with a bad taste in her mouth and a runny nose."

Why do people get runny noses when they give blowjobs???
Tarantio
i... wouldnt.... know....

russia MUST have been fun, hyp wink.gif
Hyperion
NO! It wasn't me!!

*blushage extreme*

My god. I knew I shouldn'ta asked. . .
vicrawr
Maybe cuz she has a mouth full and she has to breathe through her nose....I dunno, I wouldn't know the mechanics of that type of thing.
Tarantio
i didnt say it was hyp. i wasnt implying anything. SHOULD we be jumping to conclusions? u sound very guilty... 0_O
VVes
yes, you would breath thru your nose alot ....obvious reasons


and it depdns on the "donor" what u eat influences the "taste"...

try eating pineapples for a day or so , fruits are good!!!

...looksaround and runs way ....
Hyperion
o.o;

^^;; Thank you! *blushes furiously*
vicrawr
So you're taking their advice. Naughty Hyperion. Bad girl
cheese is funny
mmmm... bad girl... bad... <drool> wink.gif
LoLo
If the juice squirts in the right place it can go in the back of your throat and up into your nose. Probably that. For example ever drink something and get it in your nose? Like you're breathing and trying to swallow at the same time.
vicrawr
ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif LOLO! I am shocked and appalled!!!!!


And you wonder why so man guys on the site love you? wink.gif wink.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
Hyperion
Ohh man. I SO just pissed my pants.

ROFL!
Edward_lover1200
QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 15 2003, 10:37 PM)
If the juice squirts in the right place it can go in the back of your throat and up into your nose. Probably that. For example ever drink something and get it in your nose? Like you're breathing and trying to swallow at the same time.

*falls out of chair laughing* I soooo just pissed my pants...
Edward_lover1200
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Aug 15 2003, 10:35 PM)
mmmm... bad girl... bad... <drool> wink.gif

ohhh yeahhhh.....bad *drools all over the place* I like bad...*drools* wub.gif
Phyllis
Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny nose during that myself, I wouldn't know. But I think Lo's guess is a pretty good one. And yeah, VVes is right about the pineapple thing. Well, all fruits, really. And yes, I do know from experience.

.....


Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?
Edward_lover1200
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 01:57 AM)
Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny nose during that myself, I wouldn't know. But I think Lo's guess is a pretty good one. And yeah, VVes is right about the pineapple thing. Well, all fruits, really. And yes, I do know from experience.

.....


Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?

blink.gif blink.gif You mean married ppl do more?! just kidding laugh.gif I'm not THAT stupid lol... wink.gif

I've never given a blowjob so I wouln't know blink.gif
leopold
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM)
What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?

erm... is that not what married couples are supposed to do??

Damn, I'm doin this all wrong, clearly! mad.gif
Edward_lover1200
QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 16 2003, 07:18 AM)
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM)
What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?

erm... is that not what married couples are supposed to do??

Damn, I'm doin this all wrong, clearly! mad.gif

blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif ok getting bad mental image here...
leopold
Mebbe it's a US thing then... over here gettin anythin like that is like gettin blood from a stone, especially when yer married... or at least it is fer me, anyways...
Edward_lover1200
awww poor leo's not getting any... sad.gif poor guy *hugs*
leopold
Awwwww, thanks smile.gif

I still do sometimes, but a mix o work an study an late nights isn't good fer the libido. An neither is a bad back... me is still a tad sore from the last attempt sad.gif
Sun Tsu
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM)
.....


Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?

I did'nt say anything, cand.
vicrawr
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 03:57 AM)
Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny nose during that myself, I wouldn't know. But I think Lo's guess is a pretty good one. And yeah, VVes is right about the pineapple thing. Well, all fruits, really. And yes, I do know from experience.

.....


Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?

Why yes mama, Yes that's exactly what I thought you and Lindy did!!!

I am shocked and apalled that you two would do otherwise...I'm kinda curious too...isn't Lindy a girl??
Debaser
QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 16 2003, 02:23 PM)
Mebbe it's a US thing then... over here gettin anythin like that is like gettin blood from a stone, especially when yer married... or at least it is fer me, anyways...

oooooooouch! that's just cruel... tongue.gif
CommieBastard
QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 16 2003, 05:37 AM)
If the juice squirts in the right place it can go in the back of your throat and up into your nose. Probably that. For example ever drink something and get it in your nose? Like you're breathing and trying to swallow at the same time.

I. Love. You.

biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
NummyNums
i get a runny nose when im hott.. maybe the actvity makes her warm and her nose runs
CommieBastard
QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 16 2003, 02:23 PM)
Mebbe it's a US thing then... over here gettin anythin like that is like gettin blood from a stone, especially when yer married... or at least it is fer me, anyways...

Hey, I never had any problems...then again, I'm young and my seed is virile...
chester
ok, i wouldnt know, but heres my idea;

maybe the guy had a cold.

im sorry, i couldnt help myself. tongue.gif
reaper
QUOTE
maybe the guy had a cold
*laughs my head off* thats the BEST. I think maybe it is because they have to breath a lot more through there nose and produces more mucus in your nose to keep your nostrils moist and clean from the crap you take in from the air. Just a thought...just a thought
LoLo
Seriously. Think about it. You have to breath. Here you are clogging up one of your oraphaces with a penis, and still trying to breath through your nose. If the guy squirts in your throat and you breath at the same time then you get a little jizz out your nose. Gives new meaning to need a tissue?
TigerLily013
QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 16 2003, 09:40 PM)
Seriously. Think about it. You have to breath. Here you are clogging up one of your oraphaces with a penis, and still trying to breath through your nose. If the guy squirts in your throat and you breath at the same time then you get a little jizz out your nose. Gives new meaning to need a tissue?

and this is why i recommend you either hold your breath or make sure he doesn't loe it till the end of the session.
LoLo
QUOTE (TigerLily013 @ Aug 16 2003, 06:54 PM)
QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 16 2003, 09:40 PM)
Seriously.  Think about it.  You have to breath.  Here you are clogging up one of your oraphaces with a penis, and still trying to breath through your nose.  If the guy squirts in your throat and you breath at the same time then you get a little jizz out your nose.  Gives new meaning to need a tissue?

and this is why i recommend you either hold your breath or make sure he doesn't loe it till the end of the session.

Or that he at least gives you a little warning first.
Prince Aries
For the record, a small grunt does NOT count as a warning.

*scampers out of thread*

Sorry, Hyperion, that I couldnt help you with this online the other night! sad.gif
TigerLily013
QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Aug 16 2003, 11:15 PM)
For the record, a small grunt does NOT count as a warning.

Well a more verbal worded warning, eben only one word is good tongue.gif but if you know the person well enough, i think you woulc be able to figure it out.
kidvicious2punk
lol....


i have no idea....

lol candice......

erm.....he he.......i just thot of a horribly funny song....

"It would be nice,to have a blowjob,It would be nice,to have a blowjob,It would be nice,to have a blowjob, It would be nice,to have a blowjob, It would be nice,to have a blowjob, It would be nice,to have a blowjob,
It would be nice,to have a blowjob from your mom"

by blink 182 laugh.gif
MoonlightSavingsTime
I might be alone in this, but giving blowjobs seems to stimulate my allergies into action. All that pressure on the back of my throat makes things itch, so by the time I'm finished giving the bj, I have to cough, sneeze, and blow my nose.

Was that too much information? tongue.gif
Weary Traveler
That was a very large amount to imformation yes.... I wouldn't say too much... a lot.. but not too much.. very well done
DarkenedSilence
If I remember correctly whenever my ex "took one for the team" she had ot blow her nose afterwards, but not if she took the cues correctly and avoided the shot. So there's probably a pretty good correlation.
DarkenedSilence
BTW New sig, c'mon you know you love it!
WeeJ
i'm really surprised at this thread...I've never heard of having a runny nose after giving head to a guy.

You learn something new every day rolleyes.gif
Pixelgoth
I'm with you WeeJ. I've never had a runny nose after giving head...well....not that I can remember anyway. I've done it so much! biggrin.gif

Seriously though, it's probably at Lo says. Mucus and spunk in the nose an' all that means you need to blow it afterwards. Heh, heh, blow after you blow! laugh.gif

Just wanna ask, anyone got a good tip for stopping your jaw hurting during a long......er......session? unsure.gif
WeeJ
Well, i'm not gonna tell you in this thread where everyone can read unsure.gif **blush**
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Aug 22 2003, 01:54 PM)
Well, i'm not gonna tell you in this thread where everyone can read unsure.gif **blush**

Why not? smile.gif I'm sure I'm not the ONLY person who wants/needs to know this wink.gif

Sam
x
WeeJ
But I'm WeeJ! I'm cute.....sweet...small... and shouldn't hand out random sex tips! ohmy.gif
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Aug 22 2003, 02:13 PM)
But I'm WeeJ! I'm cute.....sweet...small... and shouldn't hand out random sex tips! ohmy.gif

Booooooooo! dry.gif Why not? I'd do it if I knew the answer! smile.gif

Anyone else? wink.gif
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.