Hyperion
Aug 16 2003, 02:18 AM
Okay, I was talking with some male friends about sex stuff, and one said (and I quote)
"Well, ***** doesn't give blowjobs, she says all it does is leave her with a bad taste in her mouth and a runny nose."
Why do people get runny noses when they give blowjobs???
Tarantio
Aug 16 2003, 02:25 AM
i... wouldnt.... know....
russia MUST have been fun, hyp
Hyperion
Aug 16 2003, 02:28 AM
NO! It wasn't me!!
*blushage extreme*
My god. I knew I shouldn'ta asked. . .
vicrawr
Aug 16 2003, 02:41 AM
Maybe cuz she has a mouth full and she has to breathe through her nose....I dunno, I wouldn't know the mechanics of that type of thing.
Tarantio
Aug 16 2003, 02:41 AM
i didnt say it was hyp. i wasnt implying anything. SHOULD we be jumping to conclusions? u sound very guilty... 0_O
VVes
Aug 16 2003, 03:47 AM
yes, you would breath thru your nose alot ....obvious reasons
and it depdns on the "donor" what u eat influences the "taste"...
try eating pineapples for a day or so , fruits are good!!!
...looksaround and runs way ....
Hyperion
Aug 16 2003, 03:54 AM
o.o;
^^;; Thank you! *blushes furiously*
vicrawr
Aug 16 2003, 04:32 AM
So you're taking their advice. Naughty Hyperion. Bad girl
cheese is funny
Aug 16 2003, 04:35 AM
mmmm... bad girl... bad... <drool>
LoLo
Aug 16 2003, 04:37 AM
If the juice squirts in the right place it can go in the back of your throat and up into your nose. Probably that. For example ever drink something and get it in your nose? Like you're breathing and trying to swallow at the same time.
vicrawr
Aug 16 2003, 04:51 AM
Hyperion
Aug 16 2003, 06:05 AM
Ohh man. I SO just pissed my pants.
ROFL!
Edward_lover1200
Aug 16 2003, 06:43 AM
QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 15 2003, 10:37 PM)
If the juice squirts in the right place it can go in the back of your throat and up into your nose. Probably that. For example ever drink something and get it in your nose? Like you're breathing and trying to swallow at the same time.
*falls out of chair laughing* I soooo just pissed my pants...
Edward_lover1200
Aug 16 2003, 06:45 AM
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Aug 15 2003, 10:35 PM)
mmmm... bad girl... bad... <drool>

ohhh yeahhhh.....bad *drools all over the place* I like bad...*drools*
Phyllis
Aug 16 2003, 07:57 AM
Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny nose during that myself, I wouldn't know. But I think Lo's guess is a pretty good one. And yeah, VVes is right about the pineapple thing. Well, all fruits, really. And yes, I do know from experience.
.....
Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?
Edward_lover1200
Aug 16 2003, 07:59 AM
leopold
Aug 16 2003, 01:18 PM
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM)
What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?
erm... is that not what married couples are supposed to do??
Damn, I'm doin this all wrong, clearly!
Edward_lover1200
Aug 16 2003, 01:22 PM
QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 16 2003, 07:18 AM)
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM)
What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?
erm... is that not what married couples are supposed to do??
Damn, I'm doin this all wrong, clearly!
ok getting bad mental image here...
leopold
Aug 16 2003, 01:23 PM
Mebbe it's a US thing then... over here gettin anythin like that is like gettin blood from a stone, especially when yer married... or at least it is fer me, anyways...
Edward_lover1200
Aug 16 2003, 01:25 PM
awww poor leo's not getting any...
poor guy *hugs*
leopold
Aug 16 2003, 01:27 PM
Awwwww, thanks

I still do sometimes, but a mix o work an study an late nights isn't good fer the libido. An neither is a bad back... me is still a tad sore from the last attempt
Sun Tsu
Aug 16 2003, 01:29 PM
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM)
.....
Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?
I did'nt say anything, cand.
vicrawr
Aug 16 2003, 05:10 PM
QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 03:57 AM)
Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny nose during that myself, I wouldn't know. But I think Lo's guess is a pretty good one. And yeah, VVes is right about the pineapple thing. Well, all fruits, really. And yes, I do know from experience.
.....
Don't give me that look. I'm married. Of course I do that. What did you think we did, bake cookies and hold hands?
Why yes mama, Yes that's
exactly what I thought you and Lindy did!!!
I am shocked and apalled that you two would do otherwise...I'm kinda curious too...isn't Lindy a girl??
Debaser
Aug 16 2003, 05:27 PM
QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 16 2003, 02:23 PM)
Mebbe it's a US thing then... over here gettin anythin like that is like gettin blood from a stone, especially when yer married... or at least it is fer me, anyways...
oooooooouch! that's just cruel...
CommieBastard
Aug 16 2003, 06:32 PM
NummyNums
Aug 16 2003, 06:34 PM
i get a runny nose when im hott.. maybe the actvity makes her warm and her nose runs
CommieBastard
Aug 16 2003, 06:36 PM
QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 16 2003, 02:23 PM)
Mebbe it's a US thing then... over here gettin anythin like that is like gettin blood from a stone, especially when yer married... or at least it is fer me, anyways...
Hey, I never had any problems...then again, I'm young and my seed is virile...
chester
Aug 16 2003, 11:41 PM
ok, i wouldnt know, but heres my idea;
maybe the guy had a cold.
im sorry, i couldnt help myself.
reaper
Aug 16 2003, 11:53 PM
QUOTE
maybe the guy had a cold
*laughs my head off* thats the BEST. I think maybe it is because they have to breath a lot more through there nose and produces more mucus in your nose to keep your nostrils moist and clean from the crap you take in from the air. Just a thought...just a thought
LoLo
Aug 17 2003, 01:40 AM
Seriously. Think about it. You have to breath. Here you are clogging up one of your oraphaces with a penis, and still trying to breath through your nose. If the guy squirts in your throat and you breath at the same time then you get a little jizz out your nose. Gives new meaning to need a tissue?
TigerLily013
Aug 17 2003, 01:54 AM
QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 16 2003, 09:40 PM)
Seriously. Think about it. You have to breath. Here you are clogging up one of your oraphaces with a penis, and still trying to breath through your nose. If the guy squirts in your throat and you breath at the same time then you get a little jizz out your nose. Gives new meaning to need a tissue?
and this is why i recommend you either hold your breath or make sure he doesn't loe it till the end of the session.
LoLo
Aug 17 2003, 02:11 AM
QUOTE (TigerLily013 @ Aug 16 2003, 06:54 PM)
QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 16 2003, 09:40 PM)
Seriously. Think about it. You have to breath. Here you are clogging up one of your oraphaces with a penis, and still trying to breath through your nose. If the guy squirts in your throat and you breath at the same time then you get a little jizz out your nose. Gives new meaning to need a tissue?
and this is why i recommend you either hold your breath or make sure he doesn't loe it till the end of the session.
Or that he at least gives you a little warning first.
Prince Aries
Aug 17 2003, 03:15 AM
For the record, a small grunt does NOT count as a warning.
*scampers out of thread*
Sorry, Hyperion, that I couldnt help you with this online the other night!
TigerLily013
Aug 17 2003, 04:42 AM
QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Aug 16 2003, 11:15 PM)
For the record, a small grunt does NOT count as a warning.
Well a more verbal worded warning, eben only one word is good

but if you know the person well enough, i think you woulc be able to figure it out.
kidvicious2punk
Aug 17 2003, 05:03 AM
lol....
i have no idea....
lol candice......
erm.....he he.......i just thot of a horribly funny song....
"It would be nice,to have a blowjob,It would be nice,to have a blowjob,It would be nice,to have a blowjob, It would be nice,to have a blowjob, It would be nice,to have a blowjob, It would be nice,to have a blowjob,
It would be nice,to have a blowjob from your mom"
by blink 182
MoonlightSavingsTime
Aug 22 2003, 05:19 AM
I might be alone in this, but giving blowjobs seems to stimulate my allergies into action. All that pressure on the back of my throat makes things itch, so by the time I'm finished giving the bj, I have to cough, sneeze,
and blow my nose.
Was that too much information?
Weary Traveler
Aug 22 2003, 05:25 AM
That was a very large amount to imformation yes.... I wouldn't say too much... a lot.. but not too much.. very well done
DarkenedSilence
Aug 22 2003, 07:18 AM
If I remember correctly whenever my ex "took one for the team" she had ot blow her nose afterwards, but not if she took the cues correctly and avoided the shot. So there's probably a pretty good correlation.
DarkenedSilence
Aug 22 2003, 07:19 AM
BTW New sig, c'mon you know you love it!
WeeJ
Aug 22 2003, 11:54 AM
i'm really surprised at this thread...I've never heard of having a runny nose after giving head to a guy.
You learn something new every day
Pixelgoth
Aug 22 2003, 12:26 PM
I'm with you WeeJ. I've never had a runny nose after giving head...well....not that I can remember anyway. I've done it so much!

Seriously though, it's probably at Lo says. Mucus and spunk in the nose an' all that means you need to blow it afterwards. Heh, heh, blow after you blow!

Just wanna ask, anyone got a good tip for stopping your jaw hurting during a long......er......session?
WeeJ
Aug 22 2003, 12:54 PM
Well, i'm not gonna tell you in this thread where everyone can read

**blush**
Pixelgoth
Aug 22 2003, 12:59 PM
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Aug 22 2003, 01:54 PM)
Well, i'm not gonna tell you in this thread where everyone can read

**blush**
Why not?

I'm sure I'm not the ONLY person who wants/needs to know this

Sam
x
WeeJ
Aug 22 2003, 01:13 PM
But I'm WeeJ! I'm cute.....sweet...small... and shouldn't hand out random sex tips!
Pixelgoth
Aug 22 2003, 01:32 PM
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Aug 22 2003, 02:13 PM)
But I'm WeeJ! I'm cute.....sweet...small... and shouldn't hand out random sex tips!

Booooooooo!

Why not? I'd do it if I knew the answer!

Anyone else?
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