Hail, merry people, tis the wedding of yonder forumites, good Logicman and gentle chester! blah blah blah, forsooth and whatnot. Tis Elizabethean Era themed, so bringeth your flagons of mead and so forth. (This may be harder than I thought...) Anywho, just add "eth" to a lot of words and it should be okayeth. Brother Gerbil iseth presiding, and we've many places openeth. Just volunteereth!

ahhhhh!!!!!!

*runs......eth*

I'm hereth.

The brideth returns from the search for the remote controleth, so we oughta get startedeth soon...

im here.... eth???did i do that right?

I am here to give thy my dearest congradulations. tis not oft that such a pair as thy two bequeath thy love apon each other.

Aye verily, good lady.

Well said, dear friend.

My condolances to the bride... the poor lass...

Yonder Yorkshire Terrier needs be letteth out. I must make haste, but shall return soon.... .... I'm backeth.

Shuteth up.

waseth their any pointeth in sayingeth thateth?

tisk tisk thou art spamming thy own thread and making a foolery of thyself at thous own wedding. thou wilst surely insult thy dear bride

Nopeth.

Oheth Welleth.

ok i'm lost. can we have a roll call here.
priest here

Gee... I don't think I've ever cried at a wedding before.

Groometh here...eth.

i be chestereth

Oh! Can I be the drunken flasher?

thou priestly sir, thy must hasten and keep thyself in charecter. tis a mideivil wedding in which thou are asked to perform please I beg thee good sir please keep to yon lords theme

*shows up in a fantastic dress*

Present! We're going to have a wedding! Or a hanging....either way it'll be a lot o' fun, aye?

ok we have the priest, groom, and bride.
we need a bridesmaid, best man, ring bearer, and at least two random guests

Aye, good sir. Me-eth is most sorry-eth for my breaking-eth of everlasting tradition...eth.

I suppose I'll be a random guest.

So you knoweth, it's not. It's Elizabethean, in the 1500s.

don't argue with me: i've got jesus-powers

please do accept ym apoligy dear lord. I misinterpreted thy meaning. please accept mine dearest apoligy. tis bad luck to hold a hanging and a wedding on they same day.

I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord!

ok, we've got our two random guests. who wants to be a bridesmaid? who wants to be the best man?

No problemeth. Lutefisk happens. Eth.

i need a maid of honor

Hey, I'll do-eth something-eth! Pick-eth me, good sir! Or do-eth not picketh me. Either way, I'll be set...eth.

shouldn'teth the brideth and groometh chooseth

ok, since i understand absolutelly nothing of these posts, i'm gonna start in about 3 min. lez have our bridesmaid and best man by then shall we?

uh sure

Ahdegohtoh! I'll just watch-eth... Not many people like-th me anyway...eth. I'm a foul and disgusting-eth spam-eth-er.

if it pleases thy lord and lady I am willing to be thy best man. If it pleases you not then I shall take mine place as but a spectator

ok we have everyone we need..... i think
*bridal march starts playing*
lemme know when you're both at the front

I shall assigneth positions! Weary Travelereth, you are Best Maneth!

Oh... he already volunteeredeth... never mind then...eth.

much thanks your lordship. I will do mine best to fufill all duties put forth to me in this duty.

I'm thereth. Yup.eth.

*cries uncontrollably*

i have no maid of honor.... ill just be my own maid of honor then..

Hmmm... Ghost, you're maid of honoreth.

My lady I would most humbly suggest yon weezing ghost for thou's maid of honor. that is of course is both of thou are willing

(ok so i assume that means you're both at the front)
we are gathered here today, in the name of mr. snaffleburger, to witness the e-union of two forumites beloved by all, logicman and chester

yayeth, my favorite newish person shall be thy maid of honor! (i think i said that sorta right...)

*nods..eth* I will happily be your maid of honoreth

logicman, do you take chester to be your 'lawfully' wedded e-wife until e-death (or e-divorce) do you part?