International talk like a pirate day is coming upon us and we need to be prepared. I found this link on Youthink.com, and found it to be pretty useful. If you go to Arrr then it has some pirate words and pick up lines.

talklikeapirate.com

Avast! That be a useful resource, me beauty... Yarr...

I be feeling a bit taken aback. It shivers me timbers just thinkin that everyone will be wan'in' to talk like a pirate.

You are ...
The Cap'n
Profile: Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

hehe... that site has a funny quiz... mwahaha....

Oh, Cool! I didn't even see that there.I'll Have to check that one out.

Where is the quiz you speak of? I do not see it.

Avast ye matey! Know ye th' nearest flea bag inn? I've a hanker'n to bump bellies with Nasty Nell

International Talk Like A Pirate Day was the first date to be added to the board's calendar!

Ware that Nasty Nell. She be in the employ o' the king, and has the pox to boot.

Errr.....aaaarrrrr Jim lad

Ow's that m' hearties

*looks around*

What?

hey!

last year my school supported this thing!!

avast ye scurvy dogs.....shver me timbers...i think i found be a nickle made o real metalz...argh

Yarr.. this be soundin like a muchly enjoyable special day.. ... ..Yarr.

I's shall definatly be doins this at work on the af-ore-mentioned day.. ..That I be... er.. doin.

holy hell these r the funniest pick up lines!



he he he he...wanna see why my roger's so jolly?-best one!

So what exactly is "chum"?

It's mainly chicken blood and fish guts. To see chumbuckets in use (in a cartoony sort of way) go to http://www.shawks.net

avast me hearties......for ye olde pirate day i would like to be known as chris. chris the ninja pirate . arg. what exactly do we do in pirate day??smoke opium?? or if thats not involved, can we?? and can we swab the decks...drink rum, slap raw fish at each other...and take advantage of fair maidens and........can we go on a ship????!!!!!!!!!!

I knew the people that began that. Well, my mum did, anyway. Sweet.

And she told me that it was in August and I got all mad that you all had led me on, but then it turned out that you hadn't, and the world was good again AND I can tell my mum she was wrong!

okay, hee hee hee...I know this is really off topic but on Tuesday my English prof told us all how to make opium. I've gotta try this out some time!

*glomps Jaq* SHARE!!!

Oh, it's very simple, but I really wouldn't recommend smoking opium. It really isn't healthy.

Greatest. Site. Ever. Me beauty.

oh come on.... who cares if its healthy or not. if we do it then we will all talk like pirates as we believe we are one!!!!!! good idea??? i think so!!! bring on le opium matey. and i will also aquire a parrot - just to get into the swing of things... swing. from the masts. i think someone needs to calm down

Yarr, that has to be the finest, m'darlin......

Bump!

Aaaaaarrrrrr Jim Lad!

Actually, apart from the risks involved with smoking anything, opium isn't that unhealthy. Well, it's addictive and you can OD but health wise it's not that bad. And yes, tis very easy... if you have opium poppies. And if you have any send them to the below address...

Nah, that would be silly

Arrrggghh!! Hoist the sails! etc. etc. One day to go!

Erm...did one of the mods delete my last post?

Anywho. 2 more days until TLAP Day!

Yarrrrr.....

Hmmm.... It's one for me... or is it today already.... nah, can't be.

Bloody Australians. You get Talk Like A Pirate Day earlier, and you don't have to beg distant relatives to send you Milo, finest chocolate drink known to man.

can I be a chocolate pirate?

Wel it be here me hearties. It be national talk like pirates day! Shiver me timbers an all that!

Arggg no one belives me at my school that it be talk like eh pirate day...yarr

Yarrr! I be ready for today, I be!

Avast! My good wench has spread the word into Stoke, so if'n ye be sailin' past Gamestation in Hanley, be thee sure to pop in and give her a good "AHOY!".

Yaaaaaarrrrrr!

Harr, byarr. I have my scurvy school doin' it right, I do. Yarr!

Aye, I at least TOLD me classmaties, but they just be laughin' at po' ol' me...

yarrrrr, i realised in english and told a few friends who scorned me... so i swung one of them up by the yardarm and the rest walked off the plank into davie jones' locker! yarrrrrrrrrr! davie jones being the guy who sits next to me in chemistry, and the yardarm being some form of swinging arm in the yard. yarrrrrrr, land pirates!

That reminds me,
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Avast! Those lilly livered people didnt tell me the day till it was too late! Shiver me timbers, msn-ing like a pirate is no fun

BUMP

Avast, its that time again, me hearties, only 11 days to go, we had all better get learnin' smartly.

clicky

Aye.

(that's the extent of my pirate capabilities, is there a course I can go on? )

There is a link I posted above silly!

I'm gonna Google, then edit though too.

edit: Thomas Scott, more Talk Like A Pirate Day stuff.

Okay, my bad.

I think my brain stopped working about an hour ago.

Arg ye scury dogs! wha' ye be loovin for? get back to work a'fore i keel haul ya all! Hardee-Har-Har!

This is no three hour cruise!

Shiver me timbers, it be nearly that time of the year of our Lord once again, so it be.

I've just checked and it is still on the calendar for this site

arhh I love mes pie yes I do. And any of you slime buckets who dare try to steal me pies will be swabing the decks for the rest of yer seasick lives yarrrrr.

And any of those who actually succeed in eating my pies will soon be swimming with the sharks maties.

It nearly be upon us ya bunch of land lubbing swabs! Yar!! Shiver me timbers!

It be on the starboard bow an a headin straight for us!!!!

Yar, Cap'n, it be true! Hoist the mainsail, ready the decks!

today is "Talk like a Pirate Day" at our school. we're "The Mighty Pirates"

Nay! It be Sunday!

But she won;t go to school on Sunday (I assume)

Oi! You blagard you did nay talk like a pirate you bilge rat ye!