Hey everyone! I want to start a resturant. Don't ask why I just do. Anyway, My resturant is named Beauty Man Garden and its kinda like hooters but with men. I need employees. I would like them mostly to be men tho. The uniform is a towel wrapped around the mans waist and thats all. (Note: girls will be a little more unless you want to do that. lol ) PLEASE JOIN!!!

can I be the bitchy restauraunt manager that wears bondage gear and carries a whip, making all the restauraunt workers work and all the customers BOW DOWN BEFORE HER AND ENJOY THEIR FOOD?

Pleeeeease? *puppy eyes*

Ok. *huggles*

Why a towel? Why not some really ridiculously tight speedos?

Screw that!...If it wasn't for hygien laws, they should all be nekid

*giggles, cracks whip*
Get to work!

(And PS - I don't want little curly hairs in my food. YICK)

You thought of everything didn't you.

il join, hehe

*dons towel and walks over to his first customer*

...! ...MUM! what are you doing here?? hmm.... how embarrassing for both of us...

*sits down*

I'll have a cuba libre with beer and mescal on the side.

...Can I see a menu or something?

You can't see a menu, but you can see a whole lot more!
Ah ho ho ho!

I'd like to apply to be either a topless waiter, or a Speedo-wearing chef. I want a pouffy chef's hat though, or I ain't cookin'.

Ok you get to wear a chef hat and a speedo. Wow this is gonna be a inertesting resturant.

....and a fun one. *grins evily*

oh, oh! me! i want to be a waiter!

whats the pay like? are the towels warm?....i wouldn't have to wax anywhere would i??

I've been waiting almost fifteen hours for that drink... Damn it, I demand service!

But fifteen hours isn't that bad I suppose, I've had worse *nods soberly*

*cracks her whip* GET THE MAN HIS DRINK!

*wonders* Do we have any waiters yet? Bah humbug. *gets a drink for 'im*

That's forty-one fifty. Plus my tip, baby.

*slips hypie (can I call you that honey ) a fifty buck bill*

That should cover it


Erg, I'm drinking in three different on-line bars at the same time.... and I'm drinking the same drink. Ah, the wonders of the internet...

*sips cuba libre*