E-playa? I like to call him lucky, but whateva.

Inky! How could ya think I'd be so callous as ta use ya as a nudity distraction! *ulp* anyways, it was in a good cause *ahem*

e-playa! That's so cute

I think I prefer it ta e-pimp tho...

and e-manwhore

or e-manHO

Wha???

How come yer all bein so cruel ta me? *cries*

There's nowt wrong wi' bein' an e-manwhore, leo. And don't you bloody ferget it!

*pokes bunny thing*... OOOOOO bunny..... *pokes it again*

Oh... well, if yer sure inky... I mean, if ya think it's a good thing...

Aw fuggit - c'mon lay-dees, plenty o me ta go round

thats not being mean i was just trying to give you a title

if i was being mean i would say something awful likei just did when that fucking pop up came and interupted my post DIE POP UPS DIE

but anyway. no intention of being mean to leo
if anyone else is mean to leo i'll sort em out

A POPUP? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

where? *smite*

ME HATE POPUPS!

if you had liked them i would diagnose you a heathen and smite you where you stand, sit etc

Thread resurrection, because I KNOW there are still singles on this forum. Not to mention that this thread has romantic memories for me... >sad sigh<

*waving hand* hi everyone... um... hi... yeah... that's all I wanted to say

You know what, mistress... we need to start recruiting more guys here... lol well, you have an e-guy already... but for the rest of us.... LOL *thinking... hm... where can I get me a guy....* LMAO

I do agree with you, there does need to be a few more guys around here...
Even though leo does a pretty decent job of filling the void.

lmao guess every forum needs an e-pimp But we still need more guys... lol

Well, I do me best... Can't have all these schway babes goin wi'out the occasional hug now an again...

Not sure I likes the e-pimp title tho, makes me sound like I dun care... I care about all of ya... mebbe too much...

/me hugs all the single lay-dees out there!

Crissi, since yer in a different time zone ta Tara, ya can be me "evenin e-girlfriend" or summat - finally, a benefit ta the time zones!!

um.... lol that makes me think of a "lady of the evening"..... LOL I don't think I'd play that part well... LOL

Yay! i finally get a hug off leo, seeing as I'm included in the single girls-ness thing we all got going on.

*dances round lots*
*falls over*

*helps wolfbane up then falls over herself*

*tries to help LilNick up but gets attacked by the acid bunny*
*runs away screaming*

*says sorry to wolfbane and tells her acid bunny Frodo to go and destroy a ring or something*

*bares teeth at acid bunny from a safe distance*
*runs screaming when said acid bunny looks in her direction*
*whimpers from behind a tree*

*locks Frodo in a shead,with food and water.Then tells wolfbane that it is safe to come out from behind the tree*

*frolics through open fields in complete bliss and happiness*

*screams as Frodo escapes*

<smites acid bunny for minion, hopes she didn't miss...>

*Frodo the acid bunny turns "nice" and never does anything bad again*

*grovles at her Mistress' knees for smiting the evil bunny*
*glares as said bunny*

<pets minion> Poor little minion...

<pets everybody> poor everybody

<pets himself> poor self

<pets MAtt> Poor matt...

*licks everybody*

poor me...

single very very single...

coz very very ugly

hehe i see acid bunnies requier a lot of training but at least mine cannot escap from the pets section of my sig!!!

*pets The Tortured Bob then gets a strong alkali to rub on his burning hand*

ne1 here as lonley as me???

yup, me2

This thread just keeps trying to die....

NO! I WON'T LET YOU!

<helps alti> I am alone, but not lonely.

0_o im sorry dudes! i just got married to the hottest avaliable guy on the forum. [also the hottest guy on the forum imo! w00t!] you can check the polls for proof and everything!!!!!! anyways, im sure you guys will fine someone! w00t i wub you MAtt

It's funny, I'm engaged to InKy, yet I'm keeping the thread alive.

lol a bit of unrest in paradise...?
what u need is a councillor...
i think mata knows one lol

No no no, no unrest. I'm perfectly happy with InKy, except he and I never make it to chat at the same time...

I'm keeping the thread up for the rest of y'all.

I'm lonely now.......my its been over a month since I've heard from my bf.....a month and one week to this day to be exact......sigh

I don't want an e-bf or an e-husband though,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I just want to be free for awhile to play the field yay....sigh

I have a sad tale for you all.

As some of you may know, I am bisexual, and proud to be. I even wear rainbow socks.

I had a very lovely little best friend who I fell deeply in love with and yeah. We ended up (sorta) dating for two weeks when she came up to visit me after I moved, but then we never talked anymore. She broked my heart. ;_;

So around new years, I got a boyfriend who was sweet and funny and all that good stuff. But alas, I only liked him as a friend, and broke up with him because I was falling for another friend. Little did I know, this friend had recently gotten back with his dirty cheating ex. So I was once more alone and sad.

So about three weeks ago I started liking this guy, whose pants I am wearing. Unfortunatly, he has a very nice girlfriend. And I, just a week ago, found a girl here in Nebraska that I am very fond of. She's probably straight, though. Sad.

I am all alone. But it's okay, cause I have my writing, poetry, and drawings. All is good.

Awww... I'm sorry Hyperion.

-gives hyperion the last of the oreos from two nites past's battle...-

and now u have munchies too! all is better, young artiste!

Thanks. *frowns* And sad thing is, three of the four are over at one o' their houses right now.
Without me. *sigh*

"my e dating life is only matched by my real life"

hyperion i' m sorry for your broken heart <huggles> it sucks now but it will get better we all go through this. love sucks!!